The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast

In the traditional curtain-raiser with two TAFCP regulars, Sean orders some Pornstar Martinis up in this bitch, the LU'ON emerges from Ben, and Josiah runs scared of ASMR. Josiah and Sean also rank the Top 10 most iconic footballers of the 2000's. It's the launch of Series 3 of The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast. #We'reAllInThisTogether

Josiah and Ben recap the second series of The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast in a bumper, leviathan of an episode. Every guest's fantasy teams are ranked, their anthems bellowed and the winner is left with a BIC lighter. The pair also try PRIME for the first time and Josiah tries to win money for half-time entertainment. On the fast train from London to Leeds that takes exactly 2 hours an...

Isaac finds football to be shockingly brutal. Josiah thinks Mickey Thomas is dead for some reason (he isn't). It's a Hollywood-adjacent Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

Sean gushes over Vince Vaughn. Josiah gushes over Tom Pullin. Both gush over this cinematic excellence. It's a fabulously festive Alternative FILM Commentary Podcast.

Kalisha's backing Cameroun. Jordan's backing away from Drake. Josiah loses control of his mic. It's The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

Ben's aliases grow vast. Josiah forgets it's bin day. The World Cup is confused by Winter. It's The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast. Today's episode is brought to you in association with The Rosebuddies Sketchtacular. "What's that?", you ask. Google it. Or click on this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdSvOpL0TwU&t=38s Also, as mentioned in the episode, do buy your candles here,...

Holly connects with crisps. Josiah recalls past complaints. A New Year is born, and with it: The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast. Check out Holly's work and socials, if you wish: @hybridgames_workshops; www.hybrid-games.co.uk

Josiah enjoys the foibles of remote access and the timeliness of using the format. Drew likes Cromer and doesn't know when the podcast ends. Ding Dong Merrily on The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast!

Ben has a film idea stolen. Josiah frets over copyright infringement. It's a chilled out, peaceful and summery Alternative FILM Commentary Podcast. Josiah also has a follow-up message: My sincerest apologies precede the following statement. For the first 21 minutes and 34 seconds of this special, the sound is pretty patchy and wacky. I hold myself to high standards with my work and I am incredibly...

William enjoys some FIFA LARP. Josiah needs to stop saying Holland. Jordan provides half-time entertainment. It's The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

Tommi gets intensely patriotic. Josiah talks Robot Wars. We all wish Christian Eriksen a full and healthy recovery. The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

Jordan wants a footballer. Josiah wants a good national anthem. Gin wants Fanta Fruit Twist. It's The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

Tommi demonstrates a strong lexicon. Josiah pushes his libtard agenda. It's The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

Sean founds the WWF and his predicting reaches new heights. Josiah has new clichés and is left shooketh by the end. An Alternative Football Commentary Podcast fit for a final.

Josiah plays 'The Dwight is Right'. Ben gives goss on Eddie Howe's parking space. Football returns with synthetic fans. It's The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast. BLACK LIVES MATTER The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast supports the Black Lives Matter movement. Below are a list of materials that I have found insightful. However, this doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of what i...

Josiah and Ben watch an intriguing and unique film from a previous university coursemate. Ben smashes a glass. It's a Summery Alternative FILM Commentary Podcast. Watch the film here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVBGqShk6sw&t=2s

Josiah makes a trailer. It's 64 seconds of The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

Josiah and Ben discuss and dissect all of the relevant and irrelevant self-isolation-based action with an appropriate level of self-indulgence. A sort-of-winner is crowned and their housemates make an appearance!

Josie wants Zlatan to sing. Sandra plays The Sims. Tommi plays Cupid. Josiah's Mum gets shy. Josiah watches his favourite television clip ever. It's Part Four of the Self-Isolation Specials. Divulge in: Russian Submarine - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVBGqShk6sw Tommi's IMDB - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10424713/

Master predictor Sean strikes again. Josh wants more Tom. Brad has opinions. Reu claps, live! Josiah's been learning keyboard without a keyboard. It's Part Three of the Self-Isolation Specials. Listen to Josh Legg's band Peppytones' new EP, 'Keeping Busy': https://open.spotify.com/album/7ljwQmtI7hJJWfjrCtePoE

Drew wants the best for Marcus Rashford. Birthday boy Jamie has a roaring coal fire on the go. Tom has an audience. Joe is looking forward to Wrap Wednesdays. Josiah might have run out of minutes. It's Part Two of the Self-Isolation Specials. Feel free to check out: Jamie's IMDB - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3889816/ Joe's videos - https://www.facebook.com/HampshireFireService/

Josiah eats cake. Ben loves Marek and The Muppets. Jenny's on a Summer Holiday. Matt loves a wildcard. It's Part One of the Self-Isolation Specials. Follow @pillarofmatt on Instagram too, if you fancy it.

It's all very quiet all of a sudden. Content shall prevail again. It's Series Two Episode Two of The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

Everything's new. Everything's the same. Josiah has new games, music and structure. Tom wants to buy Worcester City FC. It's Series Two Episode One of The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

Josiah actually loves Love Actually, Tom is very sleepy, Sean can't wait for his cameo. It's a festive alternative FILM commentary podcast.