The Ali Kolbert Show

Rod Thill joins the show to discuss issues with alcohol and self-control, his religious upbringing, queerness throughout  history, exploding over Tik Tok during the pandemic, going to the church until recently, taking a break from social media, meeting celebrities, unfollowing on social media…   Produced by Dear Media.

Jiaoying Summers joins the pod to discuss growing up in China, moving to Kentucky, being married twice, being bicurious, why stand-up works for lesbians and straight men to get action, stereotypes about Asian women vs. Jewish women, celebrity couples, and more.   Produced by Dear Media.

Ali introduces a potential new theme song for the show and takes a listener call. Later, Ali is joined by Braunwyn Windham Burke to discuss her coming out, exploring your sexuality while married, falling in love with close friends, and leaving your husband for a woman. Ali shares her lesbian conspiracy about the Real Housewives of NYC’s Bethenny and Carole. Plus, Braunwyn shares steamy details abo...

Hannah Berner is back on the podcast to discuss stand up, married life, wanting gays to like her, and destroying my bathroom. Enjoy!   Produced by Dear Media.

The importance of people telling people they aren’t funny, getting validation from famous people , hating things on the internet, dealing with anger, separating from your parents, being in therapy, dating older men, meeting up with guys from the internet, moves on men, and more.   Produced by Dear Media.

Ali and Emma talk serial cheating, go through your partner’s phone, open relationships, monogamy, being a love addict, dating a sex worker, reliving trauma, going to sex parties, and more.   Produced by Dear Media.

The first ever solo episode of the Ali Kolbert show is absolute fire. Ali does Hummus Hour and talks The Summer I Turned Pretty on Netflix, her thoughts on the Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy break-up, Ben Affleck and JLo, as well as  old Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer emails. Ali takes the Kinsey Scale test and clarifies once and for all whether or not she is gay–and if so…how gay is sh...

Living with chronic illness, Julien’s needle phobia, Ali is claustrophobic, lesbian erasure, Jared getting accepted to RAYA, drunk texting and Instagram story-ing, awkward Instagram lives, torso pics on Grindr, and what it takes to have anal…    Produced by Dear Media.

Ali and Ali talk learning to shave, sleeping with nazis, coming up in stand-up, writing jokes, relationships hurting our brands, hate following on Instagram, tattoos, and more. Ali Macofsky takes the Kinsey Scale test and learns she is not straight. The two discuss what it was like growing up with two sisters, and the make believe games they played during childhood.   Produced by Dear Media.

Having crushes on your friends, steamy messages on AIM chat, meeting a girls’ mom, lesbian years vs. human years, lesbians love long distance relationships, lesbians love to pine, pride submissions, lesbian love and heartbreak, wanting to explore your relationship in a marriage, the thing about dating straight girls, instagram is the biggest dating app, and pride submissions!   Produced by De...

Having a crush on your teacher, Kiera Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean, having crushes on your teammates, the “ick” towards men, how to be gay at a state school, and more.   Produced by Dear Media.

Zach is celebrated as the first gay man to be on The Ali Kolbert Show. Ali talks about how she has a male brain and the thoughts she has while she cums. Ali is pansexual and she hates it. Zack talks about how he has never had sex with a woman. Why open relationships are more accepted in “Gay Land” according to Dan Savage and my brain. Ali believes she is meant to spread her seed and hopes her dad...

Julien and Ali tell the story of their engagement. Julien wonders if couples who have engagement photo shoots are too square to ever consider being open. Julien and Ali can’t imagine actually having a wedding and discuss the things they like and don’t like from wedding culture.  Ali talks about getting a ring and proposing in Costa Rica.  Julien and Ali muse about the type of wedding the...

Why I hate PRIDE, how to celebrate Dyke day, a lesbian proposal gone awry at an elephant sanctuary, an intimate lesbian wedding, why Liz won’t carry her wife’s egg, gender norms in marriage, how to choose a sperm donor, why I like being masculine in my dynamic with women. Ali discusses the type of open relationship she proposed with Julien. Plus! Listener questions.    Produced by Dear M...

Ali and Robby share in identifying as “the boy one” in lesbain relationships. Robby talks about paying for rich girls she dates and how dykes want to lock it down immediately when they are dating. Robby shares how she grew up Hasidic and was “outed.” Robby talks about being repressed at summer camp, her first hook up with a girl, and being in a secret lesbian relationship. Plus, our lesbian bat mi...

Ali takes on a wild telling of her days as a neurotic, baby gay. Ali introdcues two new seegments - lesbian recommendations on Hummus Hour and her shit list - Shitler’s List! Ali  discusses her hatred of bumper cars, shares stories from her high school graduation, and her terrible, lesbian prom. Ali talks about asking guys to school dances in her straight days. Julien and Ali talk about a guy...

Alexis Haines denies ever saying she was a lesbian. Ali forces her to choose a label and then relents. Alexis shares her separation from her  husband Evan and reflects on what worked and didn’t work in their open relationship. She discusses her partner now (dating a man!) (curveball) and reflects on her break up with her last girlfriend. She shares her and Evan’s recent fight about Mother’s D...

Ashley and Ali discuss scissoring. Ashley insists that scissoring is a thing and explains how to do it. Ashley says she would want to carry a baby and explains how it is masculine to do so. The two discuss freezing your eggs, sleeping with fans, and Ashley’s bachelor energy.  Ashley and Ali are despondent about Roe v. Wade and talk about different cultures raising babies. Ashley recalls when...

Ali and Liza talk starting out in stand-up, looking for approval in the industry, how 2016 changed comedy, and Liza names names. Ali shares how she and Julien met and Liza and Ali talk about turning straight girls. Liza talks about how she was “turned” and why she thinks being straight is degrading (lol). Ali shares how she has hooked up with men in between relationships. Liza shares her most rece...

Serena Kerriagn shares the birth of her name “Serena Fucking Kerrigan,” and explains the character that is SFK. Ali shares how SFK triggers her and Serena gets it. Serena shares her Do It For The Plot tour, we talk about radical responsibility, what it means to be the main character of your own story, and what it means to “play all in.”    Produced by Dear Media.

Jamie and I discuss her new book, Radically Content. We talk about deprogramming from the hustle, antidepressants, treating the cause and not the symptom, “Be Do Have,” how social media makes you feel, what it means to be present, how women are taught to feel shame about “winning,” the JLaw vs. Anne Hathaway debate, being addicted to negative thoughts, and how you interpret your life is how you ex...

Remy had never had an orgasm until she started a sex podcast while living with her grandmother. Ali and Remy talk masturbating, the shame around not being able to achieve an orgasm, “plateauing” in sex, tantric massages, female masturbation classes, how Remy finally had her first orgasm, squirting, my first time orgasming, using an electric toothbrush as a sex toy, coming out as bisexual, explorin...

Daryn and Ali discuss Daryn’s coming out story and debate whether or not scissoring is actually a thing. Ali and Daryn talk Daryn's first experience with a woman, how to come out to yourself, falling in lust with women at an early age, kissing girls in kindergarten, making out with girls for frat guys, the casualties of self exploration, making the first move, being monogam-ish, and why older...

Therapist Amanda White joins the pod to discuss her book  Not Drinking Tonight , as well as narcissism, codependency, enmeshment, why you should reconsider not going to sleep angry, not waiting for a rock bottom to make a change, cognitive dissonance with the things we over-use, what are our brains do when we instagram stalk our exes and celebrities, tips for self care, and why defensive is t...

Ashley Hesseltine from Girls Gotta Eat joins the pod! Ali and Ashley talk about face filters, hinge’s new voice feature, bisexuality, short kings, not having kids, dating a slow texter, and how to bring up threesomes in your relationship.   Produced by Dear Media.