The Alchemist Club Podcast

The triumphant return of Captain Desmond -- and all the madness that follows. The triumphant showdown with the Valor of Jux -- and all the madness that follows! The great foray into the land of elves and masquerade on the trail of a Proxy…and all the madness that will surely follow. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email...

With thousands of gold to burn and an unforgettable impression to make, the party is unleashed upon the unsuspecting streets of the elven capital seeking two things: sleek duds to dazzle, and a one of a kind mask to mystify the masses. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at th...

In the velvet-strewn gloom and ambiance of an elven speakeasy, the crew hunts for clues as to the whereabouts of the True Church. Or, failing that, a suitably interesting party to attend. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Le...

As their initial panic about new places and people to kill subsides, the crew finds themselves in a lovely bustling elven city full of rich cultural pursuits and tourism opportunities. Can the mission survive an onset of day-drinking and open-air markets? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art,...

Hearts full of trepidation, five wary wanderers enter a perfectly ordinary elven city. Will they be burned as witches? Hunted for sport? Drawn, quartered, impaled? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple...

The crew of Teliferous determine a powerful new target -- but will they be able to locate their canny prey? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Leolin’s snooping turns up a new object to obsessively plan and plot over. An elusive figure emerges from the ashes, and botanists are consulted on non-botany matters. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on A...

Site Director Theobold gathers his staff for an important announcement: you’re fired. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

A friendly and unassuming bureaucrat visits the local True Church administrator for a bit of spring cleaning. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

With a new target in sight, the party prepares for an assault on the True Church lab in Aldrax. Prepares, and prepares, and prepares, and prepares… Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Sp...

With their sights set on a great confrontation, the crew makes a deal with a (metaphorical) devil. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Under suspicion of True Church collaboration, Estio’s life is upended by the crew of the Teliferous. Again. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

The party returns with phenomenal cosmic power. Advice is sought from a familiar face. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Fresh from the ‘good good juice’, five mighty comrades explore the rest of a mysterious facility, discover an exciting new opportunity, and flex their immense power. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on App...

Falrak enters the Golem Zone. Tarajux plays dodgeball and becomes a sword sheath. A vast strategic reserve of Sunny D is revealed. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

The great golem defender rampages against the party, and they fight desperately to keep its mightiest weapon at bay. Is there such a thing as too much science? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Pod...

The halls of the Adamantine Army hold more than gardens: when an ill-timed announcement rouses its ancient defender, the crew must contend with a deadly countermeasure. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on...

Deeper and deeper into the strange temple, mysteries abound and metal knights await; will the party be able to interrogate enough plant life to get through a single locked door, or will the allure of the waiting room magazine doom them all? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi...

Do your part against the ravaging horrors of space lobster madness; together we can flatten the curve. Side effects may include bleeding from everywhere, screaming at clouds, and blackouts. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast?...

In the deepest depths of the Under-Underdark, the party confronts an elementally aligned smorgasbord of mind-shredding abnormalities. Can they survive a pleasant forest clearing and a peaceful day at the beach? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.co...

What lies within the mysterious walls of the compound in the deep? What lies within the mysterious ziggurat, inside the mysterious compound? What lies within the mysterious room in the mysterious spire inside the mysterious ziggurat inside the mysterious compound?! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questi...

The Barons of the Wandering Tree are as magnanimous as they are indecisive; what new and mysterious doorways await their inquisitive, mistrustful ways? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts an...

Confronted by a ravenous mimic-town, Tarajux seeks a sweet solution. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Some days it feels like you just can’t get out of bed. Some days it feels like an entire tavern is trying to eat you. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

A friendly underdark community, where the sun is gone, the quartz is beautiful, and odd-speaking bartenders clean mugs while we all pretend to sleep. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter: @alchemist_club and on Tiktok: @thealchemistclub. You can also email us to send questions, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com Enjoy the podcast? Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and...