The Alternative Commentary Collective
The Agenda
The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective and the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap! Featuring all the major talking points from the world of sports, urban dictionary and more. Your #2 favourite sports podcast! Brought to you by Export Ultra - The Beer For Here! The ACC - The Alternative Commentary Collective.
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Nov 3, 2026
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Episodes
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs England CWC Feb 20 2015 14.05.2020 1:16:02
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is The Sexy Camel & Baz McCullum's absolute humiliation of the English as we were locked in the caravan in a car park underneath the stadium watching the train to Waikanae leave the station...Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs England in the 2015 CWC at the Cake Tin in Wellington way back...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Scotland CWC Feb 17 2015 12.05.2020 50:34
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is our visit to Matt Heath's hometown and featuring Davey who's still in the Navy and probably will be for life...Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Scotland in the 2015 CWC at University Oval in Dunedin way back on February 17th in 2015. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Sri Lanka CWC Feb 14 2015 08.05.2020 50:26
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the magnificent scenes of the opening match of the 2015 Cricket World Cup between the Black Caps and Sri Lanka. Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Sri Lanka in the 2015 CWC at Hagley Oval in Christchurch way back on February 14th in 2015. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 5th ODI Jan 31 2014 03.05.2020 57:23
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the infamous day where we delayed the start of the match due to arriving in a helicopter and landing on the field before commentating. The Indian team did not know what the hell was going on...Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs India 5th ODI at the Cake Tin in Wellington way back on Ja...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 4th ODI Jan 28 2014 30.04.2020 50:59
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the hot and moist night where we first witnessed Caravan Thickness watching the Black Caps win a historic ODI Series. Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs India 4th ODI at Martin Snedden Park in Hamilton way back on January 28th in 2014. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 3rd ODI Jan 25 2014 29.04.2020 49:34
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is arguably one of the greatest ODI games ever played on NZ soil... The unbelievable tied game at Eden Park. Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs India 3rd ODI at Eden Park in Auckland way back on January 25th in 2014. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 2nd ODI Jan 22 2014 26.04.2020 1:08:41
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is our first trip to the sweaty and moist Tron aka the Crabs capital of New Zealand. This match features the first use of "Bhuja" to describe a boundary or a wicket. RIP Firecats! Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs India 2nd ODI at Martin Snedden Park in Hamilton way back on January 22nd...
Caravan Archive: NZ Vs India 1st ODI Jan 19 2014 24.04.2020 58:17
From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here is the FIRST EVER ACC broadcast! Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs India 1st ODI at John McLean Park in Napier way back on January 19th in 2014. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"I'm A Social Cummer" 08.04.2020 37:28
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Who you would add to your bubble? Auckland hosting a Christmas dinner for the other regions. Reviewing Round 3 & Previewing Round 4 of the ACC Super Seven Championship. Scenario: Choose one to give up; Watching Sports or Drinking or Cumming... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
"Open Up The Hillcrest Tavern" 01.04.2020 40:22
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Classic cricket matches the ACC could commentate Mazda Bongos Reviewing Round 2 and Previewing Round 3 of the ACC Super Seven Championship See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"A Floppy Sock Does Not Mean A Big... Foot" 24.03.2020 41:33
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Lockdown advice Sports movies/docos/books recommendations Reviewing Round 1 and Previewing Round 2 of the ACC Super Seven Championship Scenario/Question: Do you think there more pornstars or murderers in the world? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Introducing The ACC Super 7 Championship" 18.03.2020 33:42
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: The devastating news regarding The West End Stand Takeover. Coronavirus kills the 'Year of the Blues'. In a time of no live sport to watch The ACC saves the day and introduces The ACC Super 7 Championship! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Now That's What I Call West Stand Music: Volume 1" 12.03.2020 28:15
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Micheal Clarke said another dumb thing. The return of the Teal. The West End Stand Update: featuring the official theme song. The Scenario: If you could have been at the after party of any famous sporting victory which would you choose? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
"In What Order Would You Bang The Black Caps Seam Attack?" 05.03.2020 27:38
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: The clean sweep Test Series. In what order would you bed the Black Caps seam attack. The details of the 'The West Stand'. The interview with Chris Gayle. The upcoming Aussie series. Fridee Night Footy. The Scenario: Would you rather be a drug lord or a cult leader? See omnystudio.com/...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 3rd ODI 13.02.2020 44:40
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Leigh Hart, Mike Minogue, Mike Lane, James McOnie & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage of the Black Caps vs India 3rd ODI at Bay Oval in the Mount. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Did Or Did You Not Make Love To A Ram?" 12.02.2020 43:27
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: The clean sweep ODI series. Fast bowlers and the “heavy ball”... Thoughts on Gary Stead's holiday? McOnie’s new summer tune – The Southee Song. The problems New Zealand Cricket fans are facing... Test Series predictions. The Scenario: Would you rather reverse one decision you make eac...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 2nd ODI 11.02.2020 41:55
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath, Mike Lane, James McOnie & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage of the Black Caps vs India 2nd ODI at Eden Park. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 1st ODI 10.02.2020 34:09
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, James McOnie, Leigh Hart, Mike Minogue & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage of the Black Caps vs India 1st ODI at Seddon Park in Crab City, Hamilton. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"World Record Vidonk" 04.02.2020 39:35
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Do we need to start the 'Black Caps Supporters Support Group' again? The ACC Auckland City Super Boomers. The Super Bowl Half-Time Show. Predictions for the India ODIs. The Scenario: How long would it take you to eat through an entire Supermarket? You can't leave until you finish... S...
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 5th T20 03.02.2020 34:21
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Lee Baker, Manaia Stewart & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage of the Black Caps vs India 5th T20 at Bay Oval in the Mount. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 4th T20 03.02.2020 36:59
This episode's panel features Mike Lane, Paul Ford, Mike Minogue & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage of the Black Caps vs India 4th T20 at the Cake Tin in Wellington. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 3rd T20 30.01.2020 43:23
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie, Scotty J Stevenson & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage of the Black Caps vs India 3rd T20 in Crab City, Hamilton. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 2nd T20 30.01.2020 39:20
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath, Manaia Stewart & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage of the Black Caps vs India 2nd T20 at Eden Park. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Caravan Episode: NZ Vs India 1st T20 30.01.2020 39:59
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Scotty J Stevenson, Mike Lane & Jason Hoyte. Live from the ACC Studio here's the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage of the Black Caps vs India 1st T20 at Eden Park. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Sniffing Boxes" 21.01.2020 38:08
This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Will we have to wait another 32 years for a Boxing Day Test? Was 2019 NZ Cricket's "Anus Horribilus"?2020 - the year of the T20... World Cup. Predictions for the India Tour. The Scenario: In order for you to live... you have to kill a blind child who has the greatest voice of our gene...
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