The Alternative Commentary Collective

The Agenda

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The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective and the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap! Featuring all the major talking points from the world of sports, urban dictionary and more. Your #2 favourite sports podcast! Brought to you by Export Ultra - The Beer For Here! The ACC - The Alternative Commentary Collective.

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Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Caravan Archive: All Blacks Vs Lions July 8 2017 - RIP The Kings Arms 10.01.2021

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the 3rd and final test between the All Blacks and the British & Irish Lions live from The Kings Arms in Auckland. Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the All Blacks and the British & Irish Lions 3rd Test at Eden Park in Auckland way back on July 8th in 2017. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Australia Jan 30 2017 - Stomp On His Head 06.01.2021

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane's live on-air vasectomy and the infamous "stomp on his head" statement game... Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Australia ODI at Eden Park in Auckland way back on Jan 30th in 2017. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Bangladesh Dec 29 2016 - Brown Eye Broom 30.12.2020

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the Brown Eye Broom game...Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Bangladesh ODI at Saxton Oval in Nelson way back on Dec 29th in 2016. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"To Jizz Or Not To Jizz" 23.12.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie, Jeremy Wells and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Invisibility wank time machine or the worst thing you'll ever hear? Please enjoy the best/worst of The Agenda Scenarios and Social Media Questions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"I Don't Regret Anything!" 16.12.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:After the announcement of Steady the Ship's new daughter being born, how soon should she be called into the Test Squad? The best moments of 2020; Greatest Sporting hero of 2020Best tearsBest bubbleBest occasionBest Sporting COVID CaseFavourite Covid related cancell...

"Bring Back Nek Minute" 10.12.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Any skills Steady The Ship could take from his batting into parenting? Will this COVID-affected Pakistan team potentially be the weakest team to ever tour NZ?After the success of North V South & Maori V Moana Pasifika games. What are some other regional matches we...

"Get To The Back Of The Bang Bus!" 02.12.2020

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are: Are we worried after Glenn Phillips' celebrations he might be too Australian for us? What are the worst things you've received on Social Media? After it was discussed with Lovely Trenty, is it time for ACC to be used as a training resource for the Black Caps? Scenario: You ar...

"Just Take A Shovel To It" 27.11.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Best excuses for getting out of all responsibilities this weekend and parking up on the couch for the cricket Friday & Sunday, plus the rugby doubleheader on Saturday night? Is it unfair Greg Norman's been playing with an extra club this whole time? Is it time to Free Lou Vincen...

"Thanks Keith" 19.11.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:After the Argentinian loss is it time for Razor Robertson to challenge Fozzie Bear to a dance battle for the All Blacks Head Coach role? Who would win an ODI, the New Zealand Test team or the New Zealand T20 team? In these situations, would you choose to Tweet or C...

"Nick White & The Niggles" 12.11.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Should the West Indies been allowed to quarantine in the Outback Bar and night club, so they could properly prepare for the NZ Tour? After a Man of the Match performance in the IPL Final, is Lovely Trenty the most famous New Zealander in the world? Scenario: Someone will give yo...

"Nah They're Allowed Honkies" 04.11.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are: Is it time for New Zealand to get involved in the State Of Origin? Is it time to free Lou Vincent? Who's looking forward to the Bledisloe Dead Rubber? Scenario: I will give you 1 Million dollars, but in order to get it you have to sleep with the main character of...

"15 Mins Of The Spice Channel Will Get You Through" 28.10.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are: Is the new Tri-Nations sexier now with Argentina than it was with South Africa? With Scott McLaughlin winning the V8s and Scott Dixon winning Indy cars, should racing become our new national sport? Steve Hansen has taken a role at the Bulldogs next year, which other coaches wou...

"Israel Adesanya Sit Down! We Have The Double Luge Team Here!" 22.10.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are: Is it even worth the All Blacks going to Australia after beating them 27-7? Is this the greatest ACC feedback of all time? With the Giz winning Bathurst, a Kiwi has won the Great Race 3 years in a row, whose trophy cabinet is looking better NZ or Straya? After a g...

"Is It Time To Shave Fozzie Bear?" 13.10.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are: Should Fozzie Bear be fired after Sunday's draw? Should we officially change Ofa Tu’ungafasi nickname from King Haku to the East African Crane? Best way to tackle the Bathurst/Bledisloe this Sunday? Scenario: If you had to fight in a nationally televised boxing ma...

"Harry Potter And The Ranfurly Shield" 24.09.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda topics touched on in this episode are: How long will the 'Naki hold the Shield for? Ways to make the Leaders Debates more exciting for sports fans? Who pulls off the "Cheese Cutter" better... G Lane, Jason Hoyte or 2020 US Open Champion Bryson DeChambeau? Thoughts on Chris Gayle’s new single “Groove”? S...

"How To Fix Childbirth" 17.09.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Bledisloe Cup & Mitre 10 Cup rugby. G Lane shares a story about club rugby in England. Plus, the guys give the ABs some parenting advice and they come up with a project to fix childbirth. Scenario: Steve Irwin has you pinned down in a headlock, what cool facts does he tell the aud...

"The ACC Joins The Mile-High Club" 03.09.2020

This episode's panel features James McOnie, Mark Stafford ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Introducing Staf to the ACC North V South predictions Plus, should the Warriors stay in Australia permanently? Scenario: If you had to choose any TV character to be your flatmate, who would it be and why? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"North South Yellow Button" 20.08.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Massive North V South announcement! Epic South Island club rugby coach's f-bomb & c-bomb rant Glenmark-Cheviot vs Kaiapoi. Lockdown" Part Deux. Scenario: Would you rather get your girlfriend pregnant when you are 16 or your wife when she is 60... See omnystudio.com/lis...

"The Death Of The ACC" 12.08.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Previewing the Super Rugby "Final" this Sunday between the Crusaders and the Blues. Is it even going to happen? The best post-match interviews from the weekendPhil Gould's first speech to the Warriors. Plus, if you could make any two people fight in a no-rules cage mat...

"Is That My Dad Masturbating In A Tree" 06.08.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: Is everyone a Highlander this week in the crusade to beat Canterbury and make Eden Park a Final? Aaron Smith's dive... why isn't “diving” a penalty in Rugby, like it is in Football? Blake Green has left the Warriors and even the stand-in coach wants out - Which super Rugby team should we send ov...

"Tina Turner Is 'Simply The Best' After Sex" 30.07.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: What has to happen for the last game of the season – Blues v Crusaders to be a “Final”? How the hell does Stuart Broad have 500 Test wickets? In light of the proposed All Blacks vs Kangaroos cross-code game, what other cross-code mega games would you like to see? Plus, if every time y...

"More Pubes Required" 23.07.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:Is Super Rugby Aotearoa too hard? Super Rugby Aotearoa Haircut Power Rankings? Three Cricket World Cups in three years...Plus, some real throwback Michael Holding commentary... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Exorcising The Super Over Demons" 13.07.2020

This episode's panel features Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & Mike Lane. On the one year anniversary of the Cricket World Cup Final (which the Black Caps didn't lose) Jeremy Wells, Matt Heath & ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane sit down to exorcise some demons by watching the final Over of England's innings and the two Super Overs so you don't have to... IT WAS A TIE!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

"Death By A T-Shirt Cannon" 02.07.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are:The North vs South rugby game. The State Of Origin coming to NZ.Matt Heath’s potential reception in Dunedin this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Belly Button Like A Flesh Light" 17.06.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie & Mike Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on this episode are: How good is rugby? Could NZ host the T20 World Cup? Introducing our new favourite motorsport event, the COVID 500! What sporting statue would you de-face? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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