The Alternative Commentary Collective
The Agenda
The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective and the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap! Featuring all the major talking points from the world of sports, urban dictionary and more. Your #2 favourite sports podcast! Brought to you by Export Ultra - The Beer For Here! The ACC - The Alternative Commentary Collective.
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Jul 9, 2026
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Episodes
"Can I Just Go Sexual For A Moment?" 28.10.2021 41:32
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. How sexy was Devon Conway's "Superman" catch? Do we think Shoaib Akhtar's warts might have been playing up after he quit live on air? Should the All Blacks have tried some American Football after dominating the US at rugby? Social Media Question: Would you rather have to move back in with your parents for two yea...
"The Half Cut Bowler" 22.10.2021 41:21
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Melbourne Cup is coming up, are we excited to see the post-race photos back in the Herald? After going undefeated in the 2019 World Cup Final and winning the World Test Championships, if the Black Caps win the T20 World Cup are they the greatest team of all time? Have you heard of the National Furniture Ball...
"Straight To The Money Shot!" 14.10.2021 41:43
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. How hot was the Fury & Wilder fight? Is Niko Kirwan New Zealand's hottest new export? Is cricket coaching now the best career choice in NZ after 3 of the 4 IPL finals teams were coached by Kiwis? Scenario: If you were competing in a 'Squid Game' scenario and got to pick the next game, what would you choose? See o...
"Ice Cream Or Covid" 07.10.2021 47:21
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. With Benji Marshall announcing his retirement from rugba league do we think RTS will have a better union career than Marshall? How good is it to see Sam Cane in the Heartland Championship? If England doesn't end up going to Aussie for The Ashes, should the Black Caps be called in for a Redemption Tour of Australi...
"Suck On These Gutters!" 04.10.2021 19:41
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Has Reese Walsh's cocaine arrest got you excited or nervous about his future? After the post-match scenes of the Ryder Cup, does beer-a-hole golf need to have its own tour? Social Media Question: If you could have one current or former All Black or Black Cap start an 'Only Fans' who would you choose? See omnystud...
"We Could Just Play Asshole" 23.09.2021 48:15
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Are we surprised with the Black Caps having to pull out of their Pakistan tour? Are the Springboks a chance this weekend after being beaten twice by Quade Cooper and the Wallabies? Has Conor McGregor officially thrown the worst 1st pitch of all time? Scenario: You each have to be locked in separate hotel rooms wi...
"Back To Sheep F**king" 16.09.2021 42:19
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Is it time to get rid of Test cricket and just focus on T20s? Is it time for New Zealand to forgive Quade Cooper? Cristiano Ronaldo has already found success returning to Man U, what other sporting reunions would we like to see? Social Media Question: If you had to replace a role in a famous sports movie, what mo...
"Super Leg Spreader" 10.09.2021 38:54
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. After Jordie Barrett's Red Card has rugby officially become tiddlywinks? Have Shane Warnes's hair plugs started to affect his memory after he tweeted out that India are the best Test side in the world? Has Jarvo 69 crossed the line with his most recent antics? Social Media Question: Would you rather have a tooth...
"Dropped At The Alter" 02.09.2021 44:04
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. We had the GOAT in the Boat now what nickname are we giving Sophie Pascoe. New Super rugby comp, what are our thoughts? With the Radio Hauraki & ACC Inappropriate Sports Quiz on Friday. What are some pub quiz stereotypes you want to avoid? Social Media Question: If the ACC was put in charge of a new Super Rugby t...
"James McOnie's Diary" 26.08.2021 50:19
Join the first-ever remote Agenda Podcast as Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC Head G Lane go over the latest sports topics of the week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bonus Scenario: "I Enjoyed His Last Shitter" 14.08.2021 6:36
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. If you could only watch one actor’s movies for the rest of your life, who would it be? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"The All Bains" 12.08.2021 39:37
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. What could make the All Blacks Vs the Wallabies Eden Park: Part 2 more interesting this weekend? The Black Caps Squad announcement for T20 World Cup and Bangers and Pakistan tour. What could have the Phoenix offered to have any chance of Messi getting Yellow Fever? Social Media Question: Cricket has officially co...
Bledisloe Special (Feat Kieran "Eye Sockets" Read) 05.08.2021 20:02
Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane are joined by Great New Zealander Kieran "Eye Sockets" Read to preview the first Bledisloe Cup Test against Australia... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Dish Is For Upham" 04.08.2021 32:14
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Olympics update!!! Social Media Question: If they make a porn movie based on your sporting careers what would it be called? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bonus Scenario: 1 Run From The Perfect Game 31.07.2021 9:53
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. For $10,000 you get locked in a room and forced to watch one sports event on repeat for 24 hours, what match are you choosing? (and you can’t pick a multi day match, i.e. test cricket, golf or tennis tournament) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Something For The Dads" 29.07.2021 43:55
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. 3 medals so far for New Zealand, give 'em a taste of Kiwi! Wellington Sky Sport Stadium confirms possibility to hold Bledisloe Cup match on Sunday after Beervana. Social Media Question: If all the Olympic events today were done nude like in ancient times, which events would you most and least want to see? See omn...
Bonus Scenario: #AD 24.07.2021 7:05
This Bonus Scenario features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. From now on you're only allowed to visit one website for as long as you are alive… What site are you picking? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Breeding Super Athletes" 22.07.2021 39:20
This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Is this the year the Aussies could finally beat the All Blacks? Are the Tokyo athlete's village "anti-sex" beds in the spirit of the Olympic games? Social Media Question: If you could make your co-host compete in one Olympic event what one would you choose? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bonus Scenario: Star Fucker From Down South 17.07.2021 9:29
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath & James McOnie. Would you rather spend a day with a clone of yourself or a clone of yourself in the opposite sex? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"A Ricky Bobby Situation" 15.07.2021 45:10
This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie. Is the English Football Team the biggest chokers in history? Are rugby's new rules going to make a difference? Will the Olympics survive COVID? Social Media Question: If you could recast yourself as any character in a movie that has come out, which movie and character would you choose? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bonus Scenario: The Breast Feeding Section 10.07.2021 11:10
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Would you rather get an extra hour of sleep every night but have nightmares every night or get one less hour of sleep every night but have the dreams of your choosing? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"The Minge Dynasty Bush League" 08.07.2021 39:27
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Is football coming home? Has James McOnie dethroned Weird Al as the greatest parody songwriter? Are the All Blacks going to bring up back-to-back 100s against Fiji this week? Social Media Question: World Cup/Euro’s on the line... Would you rather have to take a penalty kick or save one to win? See omnystudio.com/...
Bonus Scenario: Knife Party 05.07.2021 11:51
This Bonus Scenario features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Your biggest enemy challenges you to a Duel to the Death. Who challenged you and are you going for a knife or gun fight? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"The ACC Vs India" 01.07.2021 46:08
This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Should ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane have won Man of the Match of the World Test Championship Final after this prediction? Has the ACC accidentally declared war on India via Instagram? Should the All Blacks be having Beers & Pies at halftime in their game against Tonga? Social Media Question: Would you rather live ne...
WTC Final Special - Henry Nicholls Interview 01.07.2021 7:37
Henry Nicholls aka Hairy Nipples joined Matt & Jerry on the Hauraki Breakfast live from MIQ to talk about the historic Black Caps victory, how nervous he was during the run chase, what the celebrations were like and what his plan is for two weeks in isolation...Plus, they put him through a game of Mastermind with the expert topic of "Henry Nicholls" to find out how much he knew about his own crick...
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