The Alternative Commentary Collective

The Agenda

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The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective and the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap! Featuring all the major talking points from the world of sports, urban dictionary and more. Your #2 favourite sports podcast! Brought to you by Export Ultra - The Beer For Here! The ACC - The Alternative Commentary Collective.

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

"G Lane Vs A 10 Year Old" 14.05.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, G Lane begins the show by making ANOTHER apology for his actions on the sidelines at kids' sports (00:00)... Next, they get into the news that Matt Henry won't be claiming two automatic wickets at Lord's now that Zac Crawley has been dropped from England (08:15), and Ivan Cleary quits while Nahan Cleary hard launches his love for Auckland sports teams (11:00) Plus...

"Kieran Read: Please Explain" 13.05.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Finn Caddie joins ACC Head G Lane to discuss the news of Luke Metcalf getting a release from the Warriors as predicted (00:00)... Next, they get into the news that Auckland FC will be without star striker Guillermo May for the 2nd leg of the semi this weekend (08:15), and the Wellington Phoenix turning a victory into a loss with a now-deleted tweet... Plus, Great...

"Return Of The King (Henry)" 12.05.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Izaak Selesele joins ACC Head G Lane to discuss the breaking news about Sir Graham Henry returning to the All Blacks as a selector (00:00)... Next, the fellas get into Shane van Gisbergen winning ANOTHER Nascar race and his Rugby Punt celebration (10:00), before breaking down the NZ Herald's Top 50 Kiwis of the NRL era (12:15). Plus, with rumours flying about the...

"NZ20 Delayed & Sea Eagles Farts" 11.05.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Matt Heath and Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane to discuss the breaking news about the NZ20 (00:00)... Next, the fellas get into some footy with Auckland FC grinding out a 1-1 draw with Adelaide United in the first leg of their Semi (06:10), while the Women's Phoenix make history by becoming the first NZ side to reach an A-League Grand Final (08:45). Plus, the NZR...

"The ACC SportsBook - May 8th" 08.05.2026

Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the NRL, Super Rugby, UFC and Golf (00:00)... Then this week's Grab A Pen (15:40), Stats To Impress The Ladies (20:00) and another ThreeWay (23:00)... Powered by TAB! Follow The ACC on  Instagram or  Facebook or  TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouT...

"Humming On My Balls" 08.05.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, James McOnie joins Finn Caddie & ACC Head G Lane to discuss the Blackcaps facing Australia in the WTC Final (00:00)! Then, they chat about the Halvves dilemma for the Wahs (04:20), and drop into 'Sports Administration Corner' (12:50)! Plus, they preview the upcoming round of Super Rugby Pacific (14:45)! Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (39:...

"The Agenda Vs Steve Corica" 08.05.2026

On today's special episode of The Agenda, Auckland FC Head Coach Steve Corica joins Finn Caddie and ACC Head G Lane to preview the first leg of the Semi against Adelaide FC this weekend (00:00)!  He also chats about his history of playing and coaching football in Australia, the rivalry between AFC and the Phoenix and the pressure and benefits of working for Bill Foley. Did you know that we've...

"Release The Horses" 07.05.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart and Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane to discuss the latest strange update from Kevin Pietersen that even has the Universe Boss concerned (00:00)... Then, the fellas discuss the Black Caps Test squad named for the tour of England & Ireland, featuring Steady The Ship (03:00), the Crusader horses have been spotted at Te Kaha (14:00), and the latest...

"4 Hotdogs And 17 Beers" 06.05.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Finn Caddie joins ACC Head G Lane to discuss a receipt that has surfaced, showing why it's so expensive to take kids to live sport these days (00:00)... Then, the fellas get into Jon Rahm paying more than $4.6 million to rejoin the DP World Tour from LIV (05:30), and live TV blooper in the AFL (09:00), and Dan Hillier is heading to his first-ever PGA Championship...

"Kyle Jamieson Vs India" 05.05.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Finn Caddie joins ACC Head G Lane to try and figure out which former All Blacks captain is singing Ed Sheeran in Sri Lanka (00:00)... Then, the fellas get into how the dirty, filthy cheating Aussies are trying to steal another Dally M from a Warrior (07:00), Sepp Straka's hat tan (10:30), and why all of India is angry at Kyle Jamieson (11:40)...  Plus, Moose...

"Duck Shooting And Smoked Eel" 04.05.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Finn Caddie joins ACC Head G Lane to discuss the opening weekend of Duck Shooting season (00:00)... Then, the fellas get into the scenes on and off the track in Miami for the F1 (02:00), review the latest weekend of Super Rugby (10:00), and Auckland FC getting through to the A-League Semis in the 7th Round of Penalties (16:40)!  Plus, the latest news from the...

"What Happened To The Wall?" 01.05.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Finn Caddie & James McOnie join ACC Head G Lane to share memories of Super Round and having a beer with the great Smiley Barrett (00:00)!  Then, the fellas discuss the news that Auckland is trying to take the Super Round away from Christchurch (04:25), and react to an email from a listener who wants to bring back The Wall to rugby (11:25)... Plus, there's...

"The ACC SportsBook - May 1st" 30.04.2026

Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the big wins from last weekend and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens (00:00)... Then this week's Grab A Pen (15:20), Stats To Impress The Ladies (18:30) and another ThreeWay (20:40)... Powered by TAB! Follow The ACC on  Instagram or  Facebook or  TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, Y...

"G Lane's Christchurch Confessions" 29.04.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Finn Caddie is joined by ACC Head G Lane to debate the important question... Have you had more pints of beer or sessions of self-pleasure in your life (00:00)? Then, the fellas discuss the 2nd Black Caps & Bangladesh T20 being rained off and the interesting image used to promote the match on social media (03:40), and the White Ferns have named their T20 World...

"Can Geoff Allott Save NZ Cricket?" 29.04.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Finn Caddie is joined by ACC Head G Lane to chat about the absolute scenes in the Paris St-Germain and  Bayern Munich Champions League Semi this morning (00:00)!  Then, the fellas discuss the news that Geoff Allott has been named the new CEO of NZ Cricket and what it means for the NZ20 and his overall Test batting average (03:20)... Plus, after Leicester...

"Has Super Round Saved Super Rugby?" 28.04.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Matt Heath & Finn Caddie are joined by ACC Head G Lane, to review the absolute carnage of Super Round in Christchurch (00:00)... Then, the fellas review the Warriors' win in Wellington (28:00), and in light of Dougie Bracewell being banned for testing positive for cocaine in County Cricket, they debate the best drugs to play cricket on (30:00)... Plus, Sabasti...

"Live From The Super Round" 24.04.2026

On today's special episode of The Agenda, Finn Caddie joins ACC Head G Lane live from the Grizz Wylie Memorial Studios in Christchurch to preview the weekend of all weekends for rugby heads, Super Round at Te Kaha (00:00)!  Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (22:30)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Exp...

"The ACC SportsBook - April 23rd" 23.04.2026

Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the big wins from last weekend and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens (00:00)... WATCH THE FULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! Then this week's Grab A Pen (18:00), and another ThreeWay (20:50)... Powered by TAB! Follow The ACC on  Instagram or  Facebook or  TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, Yo...

"Has Anyone Checked On Kevin Pietersen?" 23.04.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart and Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane to discuss what the f**k is going on with Kevin Pietersen (00:00)? WATCH THE FULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! Next, the fellas discuss the Crusaders picking Leicester Fainga’anuku at Openside Flanker for Super Round (03:50), Geoff Allott being the frontrunner for the NZ Cricket CEO job (16:45), and are we starting...

"Is The Curse Broken?" 22.04.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Finn Caddie is joined by ACC Head G Lane, who returns from Hong Kong a broken man (00:00)... WATCH THE FULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! Then, the fellas discuss all the sights, sounds, and tastes of Hong Kong and Macao and debate whether the Grim Lane is officially broken with the victory of the Black Ferns at the 7s (06:15)? Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours P...

"Live From Macao" 20.04.2026

On today's special episode of The Agenda, Webmaster Joe Durie joins ACC Head G Lane live from the Venetian Casino in Macao to recap the carnage of the Hong Kong 7s and debate if the Grim Lane Curse is actually broken (00:00)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on  Instagram or  Facebook or...

"Mercy, Mistress, Mercy!" - Part Four: Intricacies & Impact 20.04.2026

Join us for the concluding episode of Matt, Jerry, and Mash's exploration into the enigmatic demise of cricket umpire Peter Plumley Walker. In this instalment, Matt meticulously unravels the intricacies of the three court proceedings, while the fellas ponder the profound impact of this case on New Zealand's history. Additionally, they delve into the post-case trajectories of all individuals involv...

"Mercy, Mistress, Mercy!" - Part Three: Hiffed Over The Huka Falls 19.04.2026

We're delighted to welcome you back to another episode of Matt, Jerry, and Mash's investigation into the intricate case surrounding Peter Plumley Walker. In today's episode, Matt outlines the sequence of events that unfolded after Neville Walker and Renee Chignell loaded Peter Plumley Walker into the trunk of his own car, setting off on their journey down to Taupo, ultimately leading to them tossi...

"Mercy, Mistress, Mercy!" - Part Two: The 27th January, 1989 18.04.2026

Welcome back to Matt, Jerry, and Mash’s four-part investigation into the intricate case of Peter Plumley Walker. Now that we understand the parties involved in the case, in this episode Matt delves into the sequence of events that unfolded on January 27, 1989, the day that ultimately led to Peter Plumley Walker’s fateful plunge over the Huka Falls... This podcast episode was first publ...

"Mercy, Mistress, Mercy!" - Part One: Who Was Peter Plumley Walker? 17.04.2026

Was Peter Plumley Walker merely a cricket umpire with a penchant for bondage and discipline? In the debut episode of this four-part investigation, Matt, Jerry, and Mash explore one of New Zealand’s most peculiar enigmas. But first, the trio must understand exactly who Peter Plumley Walker was, and who else was involved in the events that ended with him being found floating below the Huka Fal...

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