The Advisory

BIG NET WON'T STOP THIS EPISODE FROM GETTING OUT! The bird war of 2024 has begun. --- This week's talking points: The bird war of 2024, no improvements, definitely no doxing, townhouse troubles, puffled plumage, big net, sexy birds, highly swoopable beef patties, my parents hate my name, out-famous your name, being a better me, helping others, the best new years resolutions, byron bay has...

A scorned lover contemplates revenge for her stolen heirloom necklace and a family of intrusive photo takers gets their comeuppance. --- This week's talking points: Giant scam magnets, The writer’s mind, Terrible jewellery heists, Icarus and the shitty wings, The infinite mind scrawling, Intrusive family photo takers, Matrix EVP tech takedowns, Reusable grifts, Anti-photography, Saving Private...

The ultimate solution for when your mother-in-law hates you (and genuinely might be poisoning you), dealing with family drama pre-wedding & start your venue inquiry email search business already. --- This week's talking points: My mother in law is sabotaging me, Telethon implants, The fam augmentation, Jeep wrangler diapers, Photoshopped weddings, Blue ocean strategies, Family poison daisy...

Bust out your EVP detectors and throw on your sexiest outfits because we're diving deep into the hottest haunted oddities and asking 'what's the right thing to do with your old adult toys?'. We dip into David's dating escapades and get the inside scoop on Tinder Select, the new $499/month way to find those heartfelt connections. --- What's under the hood in this week's...

Life's too short to be tied up in family feuds. From parents taking student loan money to pay for your brother's wedding, to theme park family fights & the shortest of kings rocking that 6ft confidence. P.S. This episode is a chain mail podcast and you have to send it to 10 of your friends before midnight, otherwise you're fully cursed... soz. --- What's under the hood in this...

This week we help keep out the LOSERS! There's a brand new game show in town helping art teachers screen their students to make sure only the cool kids get in. Then it's time to pull the infinite fake key dupe to keep our snooping Mother-In-Law out of our house. --- What's under the hood in this week's ep - Your favourite team from Nickelodeon's Legends of the Hidden Temple - U...

What if your morning coffee wasn't just a pick-me-up, but something more sinister? And what happens when a harmless chocolate bar turns into an accidental psychedelic trip for your mother-in-law? From hidden cameras to shroom chocolates, join us as we try and spot the red flags in these relationships before it's too late. — If you have a question, send us an email at ⁠⁠⁠blackswansociety.ma...

Breaking news: the boys need to workshop an outro and do some advice. Dads are being freaks at Halloween, Joe from you stops by the show then we deal with a chronic re-gifter. Come with us now on this journey through advice and space. — If you have a question, send us an email at ⁠⁠⁠blackswansociety.mail@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠ or shoot us a DM on the socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok ⁠⁠| Instagram — This episode was st...

Is financial infidelity actually worse than physical cheating? More than half of all adults surveyed think so! And despite the benefits of shared costs, a whopping 42% of Gen-Zers and Millennials ended up regretting the decision to take the leap and move in with their significant other. Come with us on this journey into the secrets and lies of living with your romantic partner. — If you have a que...

Come pitch the hot new item of the summer that's selling out all the Shopify stores - Fork Holsters. Then fake a Tinder profile for a breakup strategy, silence your chronic interrupters at work, avoid the range team building exercise and always get high while hiking. — The Stuff Under the Hood: - Faking a dating profile to break up with my girlfriend - My co-worker is a chronic interrupter - M...

From an unexpected encounter with your high school crush that lead to you confessing the dream life you once envisioned together (including the names of your future children), to your husband still clinging onto "Mommy & Daddy". Join us on this week's episode of Australia's #1 advice podcast and navigate the labyrinth that is our chaotic relationships - romantic, roommates an...

We kick off with some real life dog-napping advice for David, get rowdy with curses, then tackle society's two greatest questions: why does my neighbour think I'm a trading post and why is my BF jealous of my salary? — If you have a question, send us an email at ⁠⁠⁠blackswansociety.mail@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠ or shoot us a DM on the socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ — This episode was s...

If you've ever needed to stop someone calling you daddy, steal ashes or punish a cake thief, we've got your covered this week. James has the goods when it comes to better names than daddy, David wants to do a bit with ashes. — If you have a question, send us an email at ⁠⁠⁠blackswansociety.mail@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠ or shoot us a DM on the socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠ | ⁠Instagram⁠ — This episode w...

This week it's all about faking it til' you're making it. Master the art of pretending you're not fully lactose intolerant to handle those work-place dairy situations like a pro. What happens when your cool friend stops being cool? And for the love of god run, hide and lock your doors because David's doing his once-a-year relaxation purge. — If you have a question, send us an e...

This week David brings the unhinged energy of a man on no sleep who's lead a strange life focused on things no one else cares about. James approahces with a more grounded approach to his insantiy. We stop in for a brief dating profile update, and then cleanse our dating pallet by covering stories about crazy people doing crazy things. If you really think about it, aren't we all a little cr...

This week we put on our advice gloves and start loading advice into the back of your truck because you paid for premium delivery. We wouldn't normally, but you're a loyal customer. Sorry, what? Oh, yeah, I can tell you what it's about. People feel this need to perform everything online and apparently science thinks it's bad. The advice is mostly about that: people sharing the most...

As we wrap up the month of dating advice and David’s dating profile re-make, we take one last look at some relationship troubles and sprinkle a little Australian advice on some not so typical relationship problems. Like what do you do when your boyfriend gets you to help make an elaborate 4 hour meal, only to find out that he ‘failed to mention’ it’s for him and his friends and you don’t get any?...

This episode we take our final bite out of the Hinge pie. James and the audience continue the uphill battle to make David's dating profile digestable. We learn about David's ex, reflect on the insane popularity of this new profile, and begin to worry if we aren't flying too close to the sun. — If you have a question, send us an email at ⁠⁠⁠blackswansociety.mail@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠ or shoot us...

This week we plunge headfirst into David's dating profile and with the audience's help, we start to fix it and get lost in the sauce. Leading to questions like what is slutty David, why do his favourite activities sound so much like American Psycho? And what the heck is going on with these prompts. — If you have a question, send us an email at ⁠⁠⁠blackswansociety.mail@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠ or shoot...

This week we dive deep into the realm of dating in 2023 and sift through the dirty details of Tinder. Like why do people really use Tinder… and why are so many of them in relationships? And what are the stand out profile details and topics that get you to the top of the inbox? Join us on Australia’s #1 advice podcast as we uncover the juicy secrets behind Tinder users, and with a bit of time left...

"Add it to the tab" has become boyfriend Steve's catchphrase of choice. On this weeks episode of Australia’s #1 advice podcast, “sugar mumma” seeks help with a financial dilemma involving her boyfriend Steve. Despite their great fit together, Steve owes her a substantial amount of money and seems hesitant to pay her back… and his wealthy parents only complicates the situation further...

This week on The Advisory we tackle the Internet’s big 3 questions: 1 - Love, spaceships and online affairs: when pixels get in the way of the heart. 2 - Wedding drama: politics, presents and sibling showdowns. 3 - Persistent real estate agents: chocolates, presents and unwanted updates. All this and way more on Australia’s #1 advice podcast. — Calling all artists! Black Swan are taking submission...

This week’s episode of The Advisory is all about love & money. Join us as we explore the conflicts and emotions that arise when couples find themselves at odds over financial decisions that impact their lives. Whether it’s disagreeing about how your wife spends her $30,000 inheritance, or navigating payment for babysitting your own kids while your wife is out with Walter from next door, don’t...

It’s our 1 year anniversary and we’re out of the advice game - it’s all about the consulting game baby! Advice is dead, consulting the internet is in! This week’s episode is all about the importance of knowing what you’re signing with your eyes, never leaving a meal unattended, the struggles of renting, putting yourself on blast and stop buying the myth of modular! All this and way more on Austral...

This week’s episode of The Advisory is all about our lovely neighbours. Those strange people that live above, below and all around us. Some people like to bring a randy energy to their home like David’s naked neighbour doing balcony dances, or the window wanker of Newstead. Then there are other people who like to befriend their neighbours only to straight up ghost them, and some neighbours… stalk...