The ADGRODcast

THIS WEEK!!! It's a week of proposals. We propose that The News is constantly changing, we propose that you get your shit together and just use people's goddamn pronouns you insensitive FUCKS, we propose to do the Random Number Generator, and finally Rodney proposes that you just accept all those regrets you have. NO RAGRETS. NO PROPOSALS. OTHER THAN OUR PROPOSALS.  

THIS WEEK!! We continue our rent free grand tour back into your heads and continue on with the Season Five festivities. Because you're all such good friends I will describe some of what happens, and those things are: Body Fluids, Master Consumer, Meat Hooks, and Loose Skin Sticky Ricky. Yeah.  Come hang on the meat hooks with us. COME ONE, COME ALL. ew.

OH. MY. GOD. We are indeed BACK!! Despite the government and our mental health facilities' best efforts, we have RETURNED like a giant omega turd in the porcelain bowl after an all night Taco Bell feasting session. No spoilers about the content of this one, you just gotta listen. That's literally the point. That's why you subscribe.  This fifth season is gonna be a DOOZIE.   

THIS WEEK!! Santa doesn't give the kids coal, but he sure does give them shit they don't need. Then! The Arrakis Shuffle and how those rascals in the desert avoid those pesky sandworms. And finally, a pseudo epic about how The Lord accidentally flooded the world. Not because he hates us but because, dude, oceans and ocean animals are SO COOL.  NOAH! GET THE BOAT! ADGROD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!

THIS WEEK!! We contemplate male pattern baldness, which is a thing all three of us are dealing with. Then, a question about if there is a Subreddit for, well, anything. Then, a visit from Auntie Amber, and finally we ask what everyone is thinking: Is ADGROD just a big experiment in cringe?  YOU DECIDE! DECIDE! DECIDE! DECIDE! 

THIS WEEK!! Kitty cat hype man TJ EZ TREETZ joins us as we spin tails (TALES, lmao) about the orginal discovery of the human rectum and Reindeer Cyclones. Also, this week the Random Number Generator gives us a prompt about vaccines and magic and them not being necessarily exclusive. Well, kinda. MLEM! MLEM! MLEM, I SAY!!!  

THIS WEEK!!! To begin, we're not doing a Metallica song, Rodney is angry like a volcano, and a tune about crack cocaine and it's joys (whoa). Then, Flash Bob and his singular glorious flash mob, and finally a song about rampant narcissism, which is fine, gosh darn it.  YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. Oh, and we're glad to be back (Graham isn't).  

THIS WEEK!! Rodney has nothing new to share (except a lot of stuff, apparently), Rodney tells you to be kind, there's a problem, and then Perception, a tale of the afterlife, and finally the life of a ghost. A sort of horny ghost? Graham is weird.  ENJOIIIIIIIII

THIS WEEK! We proudly present our annual Halloween episode, and this year we are visited by Scary Boodini and his Traveling Tragic Magic Show, and his Finest Entertainers: Tricia Sofierce and Jason The Mediocre!! Haikus abound! Rodney disappears!! Adam is the straight guy--again!!! Graham probably shits his pants!!!! GET SPOOKY BITCHES 

THIS WEEK! We proudly present our annual Halloween episode, and this year we are visited by Scary Boodini and his Traveling Tragic Magic Show, and his Finest Entertainers: Tricia Sofierce and Jason The Mediocre!! Haikus abound! Rodney disappears!! Adam is the straight guy--again!!! Graham probably shits his pants!!!! GET SPOOKY BITCHES 

THIS WEEK!! We ask "what'f". We discuss horrible people in history who did awesome things. Rodney gets nostalgic and also suffers from some sort of memory loss, and finally we do a song about a man who is terrible at metaphors. Is that man Rodney? The world may never know. 

THIS WEEK!!! We are SELLING OUT, BABY. Our new sponsors Corporation Corporated Incorporated sends it's representative Mr. Clickety Clack to square us up and, and Mr. Clack gets us to tell him about an amalgamation of our stories and characters. He also plays the drums! It's a white knuckle thrill ride. Trust us. Trust Corporate.  T_R_U_S_T

THIS WEEK!! We delve into, well, people. And you know hwat? That's what The Adgrodcast is really about. People. Like Eye Drop Man. Like the excited science teacher who can't get his goddamn students to get excited like he is. Like musicians that elicit that signature "stank face" from their audience (spoiler: not us). Like Jiminy Cricket and his creepy ass anthropomorphic legs.  Hug someone you do...

THIS WEEK!! Adam and Eve and how bad they got screwed just because they like snakes. Then, being ignorant (basically) and also a tune about how superior gorillas really are to us. Finally, a mispronunciation causes a kerfuffle about a meeting about "Colts", or, uh, "Cults". But which?!? Tune in with those full hams!

THIS WEEK!! Graham asks us to write a song from his perspective about how everyone in the room (R+A) are not as smart as him. Basically. Then, wonderful pandemic hobbies, and finally a song from The Random Number Generator about Flip Flops, which...the name is in the title. Anyhow, it's a dirty place.  Get those sewing needles out and strrrrrap in!   

THIS WEEK!! We bring you the newest internet sensation: PATRIMAN! Then, a children's presentation about turtles goes awry when two turtles enter a battle arena, and finally Rodney fulfills his destiny and becomes a drunken Feng Shui Master.  Jiggle jiggle jiggle! 

THIS WEEK!! We are celebrating the tenth episode of our fourth season with a long-form epic about the tale of humanity taking to the stars in what is known as a Dyson Sphere, as told by Jerome A. Flagbottom, in his final broadcast. ENJOY!

THIS WEEK!!!! In an effort to suppress our insanity, we pretty much let our thinning hair down and see what happens, and things predictably fly off the rails. Words don't express what we did here, so we invented one: WEARETHEBESTMUSIC  Get your jock strap on because our self aggrandizing fragile white male egos are kicking *hard*. 

THIS WEEK!!!! In an effort to suppress our insanity, we pretty much let our thinning hair down and see what happens, and things predictably fly off the rails. Words don't express what we did here, so we invented one: WEARETHEBESTMUSIC  Get your jock strap on because our self aggrandizing fragile white male egos are kicking *hard*. 

THIS WEEK!!! Rodney is mad that he can't have the things, so we writes a song about taking them. Then, the origins of the glorious gourmand known as Chef Boyardee, and finally a song about people emoting so aggressively that they gain SUPER POWERS.  This one's a doozy. Like the rest, but different. Get your ball gag and get rrrrrrrready to rrrrrrumble!

THIS WEEK!!! We get into whatever the hell is going on in Graham's head at night (yikes), we discuss technical difficulties related to one's body, a rotten despot who leaves town and gets found by his old henchmen, and finally, death and recycling.  Get outta here. Seriously, get out! 

THIS WEEK!! We speculate on how the phenomenon of lights dancing in the sky being recently filmed are just wizards. Or, *A* wizard. Then, what happens when we dream? Is it actually just us plugging into the matrix? Finally, a question about what happens when your dinner guest shows up to a party in a self driving car...but they're dead. Anyhow, we do a song about that party.  Plug in, make sure yo...

THIS WEEK!! We have forgiveness for each other, and for you. We do! Really! Then, an advertising odyssey a whole life in the making, and finally we delve into the (probably horrible) thoughts of housecats.  Buy those Mustang diapers, kids!

THIS WEEK! Rodney invents hygiene, Mouse Trap becomes a deadly game of cat and mouse, and totally not a game. Finally, a tune about the glory of yard sales.  Scrub a dub dub, hey, let's get in a cage! Or...not. 

THIS WEEK!!! We apologize...nah, no we don't...then, what if Misery just wanted to be left alone? Then, we propose a tale about a  man who travels to the future, but only as far as 1995, and thinks 1995 is the future. Whoa. WHOA. Get your Susan Sarandon skin mask on and let's fake-apologize to mom together! REEEEEEEEE!!!