The ADGRODcast

THIS WEEK!! On it's face, this may not really seem like a sacrilegious episode, but, you know, things--like religion--aren't always what they seem. Sure, there's a story of a man panda. And also some tales of a samurai. But, if you listen harder (listen hard, listener, *rock* hard), you will be astonished at the insight, pertinence, permanence, and divination of the storytelling our man Rodney spi...

Are you prepared to take on Buff Jesus in mortal combat? Graham is. Rodney has mixed feelings about the whole thing. Adam is apparently oblivious, like always.  Also, the Gazpacho Police show up for a sting.  SOUP! CITRUS! SWOLE! SAVIOR!!

THIS WEEK!! We channel the inner spirits/demons of all the great 1970's hard rock musicians...and proceed to essentially attempt to destroy their legacy in one fell swoop. I mean, you know how it goes with us, it never goes to plan. Still, there's a song about a man/panda hybrid, so there's that. This one is quite unhinged, folks, so strap in! 

THIS WEEK!! Rodney can't control how much he hates humanity but also wants to accept humanity. It's hard, y'all. Should the aliens destroy us? Yeah? Probably? We get it, right? Also, elephants are some of the most intelligent animals on the planet, and that means you don't want to cross one because it will absolutely fucking destroy you all the way to the grave. We did a song about that. KILL EM W...

THIS WEEK!! We delve deep into the psyche of what it means to desire. To WANT. To want brains. To want powers. To want the end of it all. To want equality and justice. And sure, it's all in context of our wacky universe, but it's definitely the through line of this episode, and I'm TOTALLY NOT OVERTHINKING IT.  B! B! B! B! B!     

THIS WEEK!!!! We are celebrating this season's 20th episode with a very special presentation about a super hero.  I mean, let's be real, it's a pretty normal episode, but the song is pretty good. We think so, at least.  Get that brain chip out of my brain, Elon!

THIS WEEK!! We bring you an episode that you should surely share with your friends, because you know we will. That's why. It's not because of the glorious improvised lyrics and near-psychic connection the brothers on the instruments have, no, it's because we asked. Nicely. And because that's what one of the songs is about.  Anyhow, what fourth wall? Who even is Rodney? Does Graham even exist? How...

THIS WEEK!!! First off, we want to thank you for being patient and letting us enjoy a summer break hiatus. As a gift, in this episode, we have returned to your earballs with a quandary about lab-produced meat of a very familiar kind, and are also using this opportunity to introduce you to the newest character in the ADGROD universe: Dr. Scream. Who is, of course, a pediatrician. Because of course....

THIS WEEK!!!! We delve into the real issues: Plastic! And how do we combat it? With radioactive bugs, of course. OF COURSE. Why? Because SCIENCE! SCIENCE!!!! Also, ever wonder what would happen if you jumped into a glass bubble and launched yourself at the sun? We did too, so we did a super heavy metal song about a guy trying to get a suntan. Eat that, Oprah.  WOOOOOORMMMMMMSSSSSSS!! 

THIS WEEK!!! Motivational Speed (yeah, the drug). That's the first song.  THEN, we apparently have an AI series that we're doing. Last week was Timmy the AI House, and this week, we have an AI generated personality. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) it's not...smart. Well, its creator is not. I think? Man, I don't know! Rodney comes up with this crazy shit and it's hard to come up with a synop...

THISWEEEEK!!! Simply put, we tell two stories about people and things unknowingly changing other people's lives.  First, one of a young man who changes the course of his life from being a crack addict to a steroid abusing serial public masturbateur...all thanks to Tony Robbins' self help CD's.  And then, a mini-epic about young man who, as a child, uses and helps a machine learning AI to learn, wh...

THIS WEEK!!!! We got a listener request about Godzilla Space Clown and goddammit we deliver the goods, because we are ALL ABOUT our listener. Then, Rodney can't handle that words mean more than one thing, which is really great for the lead singer of an improv band, and finally, we, like the modern Republican party, recognize that children yearn for labor, and YEARN to spend their energy, so we inv...

THIS WEEK!! We got a beer fridge! This is very exciting, obviously, because for six years we have just been drinking not refrigerated beers. This is an improvement. Speaking of which, you know someone in the uber-wealthy realm has a cyber shlong, so, of course, we do a song about that. Then, finally, an actual pyramid like the ones in Egypt is being built in 2023 and HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU.  D...

THIS WEEK!! We bring you a 30 minute episode featuring a guest engineer and producer: Clyde. Or, maybe Graham. It's hard to say. Within, we do a song about a hero of modern medicine named Cavity Sam, who had a hole bored into his gut so that doctors could see how human digestion and internal processes work. For real, that shit is crazy, and it's BASED ON A TRUE STORY.  Then, Rodney becomes an Enab...

 THIS WEEK!! We tell the tale of a preacher heckler who is absolutely not fond of abolition/temperance movement, roll into a tune about reality shredding itself to bits like Mr. Fantastic in Dr. Strange And The Multiverse Of Madness (SPOILER MOTHERDUCKER), and finally a man who starts riots. Again and again.  Black Holes aren't even scary compared to this reality we all live in, and YOU KNOW IT. H...

THIS WEEK!!! We bring you tales of delight and woe in equal measure, beginning with the newest and brownest form of Human Identification, rolling into our wishes from the proverbial genie, and ya know what? I'm not gonna spoil it. There's some other Stuff. Some other really good Stuff that made your mom very proud of us. You just need to listen to the goddamn show, Sharon.  Thanks to the Demon tha...

You've heard of Big Pharma. Big Oil. Big Business.  But have you ever heard of Big Karma?  Well, now you have. I mean, we sort of fumble our way through it. But yeah, NOW YOU HAVE.  Remember, Karma smiles on Adgrodians. 

THIS WEEK!!! We are ROARING at you with brand new content. LIKE ALWAYS. First, a man who loves science and hates, well, everything else. Then, the strangest jurassic diagnosis ever, and finally, the true story of a being who will simultaneously eat your face and also show you some super sweet dance moves.  Remember that velociraptors were the size of a chicken. KEEP IT IN YOUR BRAIN FOLDS. FOLDS....

THIS WEEK!!! We are back to our usual charming and probably soul-less threesome. We worry, as always, about being cancelled, but in the meantime we write music. Lots of music. Because that is what we do, ladies and gentlemen.  This one is partly for YOU, Justin Peterson...and partly for all of our listeners. Kinda. Mostly for us, though. Our fragile male egos need this. NEED. 

There's not much more to be said about this series. Nope.  We've spun reels as long as a professional ocean fishing rig. We've dug holes for ourselves deeper than the Mariana Trench. Our professional careers are officially done (probably) (hopefully not).  It was a genuine pleasure to do this, and we hope you enjoyed it.  If you didn't, you can treat yourself to Rage Radio and go f*** yourself.

THIS WEEK!! Country Breakfast and Dr. Orgasmatron are bringing plates of heaping sonic glory to your table once again...and...well, we are Adam. There are TIRE TREADS on Adam from being thrown under the bus for basically this whole episode by Graham and Rodney. Or, is it a love letter? I can't tell. NOBODY KNOWS!!! Luckily, our amazing guests steer the truck towards an inevitable, beautiful cliff...

THIS WEEK!!! Dr. Orgasmatron 4000 and Country Breakfast are here for the second (OF FOUR!!) episodes where we climb into the big pool, put the horse blinders on, and grope in the dark for reality and a sense of purpose. We fail--miserably--in that regard, but we DO come up with a song about (the) Amazon, Candiru, Cayman, and proceed to kick it into high gear with a tale of a man who shoots fish fr...

THIS WEEK!! Two of Adam's old bandmates from late-90's Lynchburg Legend, The Wakovia Bank Robbers, come to the studio for a long-overdue reunion. On this, part one of a four part epic series, we delve into Soft Teeth, Human Beans, Bird Wives, The Divorce of Amadeus Mozart, and other juicy, relevant, hot topics. The air crackles with delight; the molecules dance and sing; the atoms run in horror! ...

THIS WEEK!!! I was going to try to come up with some cheeky thing about the songs we came up with or whatever...but this is one of the wildest and strangest episodes we have ever done, and it was thanks (?) our dearest Rodney. The man lost his goddamn mind for this whole episode. You just gotta listen. YOU GOTTA.  Also, thank you to TikTok user Jaysus.805 for the song idea. We truly dug deep for t...

THIS WEEK!!!! In solemn remembrance of the anniversary of a bunch of Meal Team Six mouth breathers and Trump boot licking morons storming the capitol of the country, we present a song about a REAL insurrection: The Boy Scouts Of America attempting to overtake America. The FBI is involved--even though it *should be* the NSA--there's a secret agent, it's a whole thing. Then, Bob Graffiti, who brings...