Episodes

Ep. 56 – The Resistance 15.06.2017 1:07:56

I guess some Bernie Bro shot up the mayors offiice or some shit so we talk about it, political style. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 55 – Disclaimers 08.06.2017 1:00:53

Coming in hot off a big week in n-word news, I distance myself from n-word using culture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 54 – New Characters 01.06.2017 1:14:49

Were debuting some new characters we’ve been working on – Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 53 – Adam’s Fault 27.05.2017 1:08:15

We had to redo this one. It was adam’s fault. If you like weekend episodes though, the premium episodes (patreon.com/cumtown) are always uploaded on the weekend, except for when i forget to upload them, or when I delete the episode by accident Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 52 – Lisa’s Feet 18.05.2017 1:03:14

The last of the Cum Town West series. I go home tomorrow. It’s over boys. We got through this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 51 – I want to go home 11.05.2017 1:19:22

Welp just another week and then I can go home folks. Just one more week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 50 – Diversity Town 04.05.2017 1:06:27

Cum Town West hosts Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson join me for a meandering conversation about television and amusement parks. I’m home in three weeks. Hang in there everyone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 49 – The Hidden Episode 27.04.2017 1:01:15

While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem – a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 48 – The Greatest Riff Of All Time 20.04.2017 1:01:20

Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I’m burned out and didn’t want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we’re back in full force, with what might be the best riff we’ve ever done on the show, all the Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 47 – Foody For THought lol 06.04.2017 59:20

michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 46 – Vacations? 30.03.2017 1:02:10

Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 45 – The Replacements 23.03.2017 1:02:48

Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 44 – I Dunno Some Shit Title I Guess 16.03.2017 1:00:51

Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 43 – The REAL Original Cum Boys 09.03.2017 1:08:15

My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 42 – Will “Smith” Menaker 02.03.2017 1:19:08

Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What’s that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it’s not asshole. It’s called time zones and maybe I’m on god damn vacation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 41 – Cum Town Live 23.02.2017 1:37:18

The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline’s on Broadway. It’s basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it’s at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam’s gay as Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 40 – Valentimes 16.02.2017 1:16:10

We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It’s okay to suck off your friends if you’re doing it in a funny way Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 39 – Petey Dat Boi 09.02.2017 1:15:49

Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn’t racist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 38 – Good Prison vs Bad Prison 02.02.2017 1:09:45

BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn’t be that scary for guys like us. I’m still dying btw. I can’t breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 37 – Goldust Wasn’t Gay 26.01.2017 1:05:44

I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn’t partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 36 – Goatee Era Seagal 18.01.2017 1:10:30

We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I’m tired of ev Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 35 – Cum Town Fires Back 12.01.2017 1:13:34

We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 34 – We Gotta Get Rid Of The TV 04.01.2017 1:15:18

Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She’s All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 33 – Ugh. Wardell 29.12.2016 1:10:25

I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I’m sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn’t be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ep. 32 – Crisis Averted 22.12.2016 1:11:04

We almost didn’t have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices