The Absolute Nonsense Podcast

On this episode: Tee is joined by Perth comedian, only child and theatre kid Sam Bar-Ari. They discuss how to get the tabouli, middle child syndrome, the bussing in maid outfit, popular spots for Perth MILFs, a comparison between the comedy scenes in Sydney and Perth, FIFA Women's World Cup, EA Football Club 24 and the white boy that wants to be black. All this and more on this episode of The...

On this episode: Tee is joined by Zimbabwean-born comedian Thabo Tshuma. They talk about guavas and feijoas, getting your crush to teach you how to swim, late bloomers, how to start a coup, finding a connection with the land, almost getting arrested in Zimbabwe, and bombing at a strip club. All this and more on this episode of The Absolute Nonsense Podcast. Thabo's Links Instagram: @thabotshum...

On this episode: Tee is joined by Mrs Tee, Jenn and they create the most wholesome episode ever. They talk baby shower, baby brain, the story of how they met, cravings, all things baby shower and we find out who knows Jenn best. All this and more on this episode of The Absolute Nonsense Podcast. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@abslt.nnsns ⁠ Youtube: ⁠ @Absolute. Nonsense ⁠

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: On this episode of Absolute Nonsense, we're joined by Professional Wrestler Taylor King, aka The Fremantle Alpha aka The King of Fremantle, as we dive into a range of entertaining topics. From sports and music, including watching Liverpool at Anfield, being part of the Yellow Wall at Bor...

APPLOGIES FOR THIS ONE COMING OUT LATE Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: The boys talk complete legal things that feel illegal, relating to the youth, gaming nostalgia (Wii Sports, Guitar Hero and Buzz!), Howarts Legacy, worst birthday experience and Brans new Game (Guess The Real Quote) All this and more on this weeks episo...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: The boys talk first world problems, the challenges faced by white male podcasters, the perplexing nature of mortgages and inflation (some serious adult stuff), the peak cuteness of babies and puppies, the intense emotional ride of the EPW (Explosive Pro Wrestling) event, and the increasingly...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: We were meant to have a guest, but due to his illness, we decided to explore our new guest questions on each other. Tune in as we share our thoughts on the latest Apple Vision Pros and delve into a discussion about the poop storm that is AFL Evolution 23. Additionally, Bran hones in on a pot...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: Wearing the Ops Colors, Tees Bad Luck at The Cinemas, Bran gets Revenge (Movie Game That Has No Name Officially), Spiderman Tier List and Trading Photos Trend All this and more on this weeks episode of Absolute Nonsense. Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @abslt.nnsns

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: Bran has decided to venture into the world of quiz mastering, and tests his questioning skills on Tee. What's the longest you've walk you've ever done to get home on a night out? Why do people use phones at concerts and festivals. And Tee ups the difficulty of the name the movie...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: At what point did the producers of Fast and the Furious completely abandon reality, and what does Tee think about the 10th instalment of the franchise? Are you entitled to a refund if you're at a cinema and the movie stops halfway? If you could mash up any two movie's, what would it...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: The Internet teaches Tee some interesting things about bee's, fish and ice blocks. Has your washing machine ever broken the day after its warranty? Bran explains how a secret meeting in 1926 shaped our entire way of living. What the hell is wrong with the Twitter algorithm? And don't...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: Tee challenges Bran to a dad joke face off. Groovin the Moo was once again another recycled Triple J event. What’s the worst/best couples costume party idea you can think of? And how well does Bran really know his movies? All this and more on this weeks episode of Absolute Nonsense Follow us...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast , covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: Bran compares supporting the Fremantle Dockers to watching a subpar TV show. Tee gives an update on the Premier League elephant. We ask ourselves the existential question; are we hipsters? We talk about how you shouldn't eat chicken. And why is selling a car online so difficult? All thi...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast , covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: Tee gives us a solid television recommendation, Will Smith's adaption of Bel Air. We discuss the impact the public have on getting movie projects green-lit. Bran's shopping trip to find a new esky leads him down a rabbit hole that involves the FBI and nose beers. And what MASSIVE fe...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast , covering your important topics in a comical way with our first in studio guest Kyle. On this episode: We play Brans new Breakout game Guess The Absolute Nonsense! Perth's new giant Only Fans billboard. Why are single people having less sex? You should never leave moisturizer and tissues out! Kyle has beef with Bran, Bran has beef with Kyle, Tee is just ha...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: Bran takes a dig at the Australian Gaming Lobby and the NRL. Tee is on the hunt for a new car that can fit a football sized baby. And who does America need to get permission from to label the Mexican cartel as ‘terrorists’. All this and more on this weeks episode of Absolute Nonsense. Follow...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast , covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: Bran has some advice for the West Coast Eagles after an infamous Western Derby victory. Tee runs through the results from WrestleMania 39. John Wick 4 is unpacked in great detail. And what would you do if Chris Brown gave your girlfriend a lap dance? All this and more on this weeks episode...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast , covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: It's a big sporty episode! Bran's footy team have done it again. Why AFL umpiring is making the sport unwatchable. The boys share their tips for Wrestlemania: Goes Hollywood with special guest Jacques . And did you know you can be president of the United States from behind bars? All...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast , covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: TEE is gonna be a daddy! Bran’s football team starts the season off in traditional fashion. The new WWE game is unfathomably good. Paris Hilton uses her fortune to build-a-baby. And should we normalise telling our barber they’ve done a shit job? All this and more on this weeks episode of Ab...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast , covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: Would you skip the birth of your child for to see your team win their first championship? Why are the rich getting a free block of Australian land? You would think NASA would have some sort of idea about the female menstrual cycle. And there seems to be an award for absolutely everything th...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast , covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode:  How many times could your best friend get married before you stopped attending their wedding? Having 700 sheep stolen from your farm is never good, especially when you didn’t notice for 4 months. How much would it take the boys to get hit in the face by a pro-boxer? And the savage rev...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast , covering your important topics in a comical way. On this episode: A climate saving urban plan that is being labelled by conspiracy theorists as the modern-day concentration camp. Being an OnlyFans star sounds like a dream… until it isn’t. A man with 1000 siblings, Elon Musk is making Tee want to sell his Tesla, and can Bran figure out if lyrics from rappe...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. In this pilot episode Bran and Tee introduce themselves and the podcast whilst giving you a little insight into the level of nonsense that will be stimulating your ear drums . A fantastic way to warm you up to Tee’s contagious laugh and Bran’s “crispy microphone voice.” They answer challenging personal adult...

Welcome to The Absolute Nonsense Podcast, covering your important topics in a comical way. In this episode the boys cover:    ChatGPT working as Bran’s personal assistant, travel agent and new girlfriend. Tees beef with Married at First Sight.  What do gloves, tall barbers and people dancing out of time have in common? And why did Rihanna not get paid for the half time show at the Super Bowl?    A...