The ABCs of Bad Movies

Ice Cream Man (1995) Director: Paul Norman Starring: Clint Howard, Justin Isfeld, Anndi McAfee Alex and Jeff discuss grenadine as an ice cream topping.  Alex and Jeff return to the two minute synopsis out of desperation.  The boys talk about their baseball experiences.  Jeff waxes poetic.

Ice Cream Man (1995) Director: Paul Norman Starring: Clint Howard, Justin Isfeld, Anndi McAfee Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Ice Cream Man.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) Director: Andy Sidaris Starring: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) Director: Andy Sidaris Starring: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton Jeff proposes a new plot synopsis game.  Jeff explains how exercise leads to firmer breasts.  Alex and Jeff discuss the technology of the rocket launcher.  Alex has to explain Price Is Right rules again.

The Giant Claw (1957) Director: Fred F. Sears Starring: Jeff Morrow, Mara Corday, Morris Ankrum Alex and Jeff decide to play another game.  Alex describes what he considers an ideal woman's body.  Alex and Jeff discuss inflation and its effect on the cost of movie props.  The boys imagine the situation wherein the monster prop for The Giant Claw is designed.

The Giant Claw (1957) Director: Fred F. Sears Starring: Jeff Morrow, Mara Corday, Morris Ankrum Alex and Jeff provide commentary for The Giant Claw.

Future Hunters (1989) Director: Cirio H. Santiago Starring: Robert Patrick, Linda Carol, Ed Crick Alex and Jeff play a game.  Jeff coins a new phrase.  Alex tries to defend how much he talks before he starts talking too much.

Future Hunters (1989) Director: Cirio H. Santiago Starring: Robert Patrick, Linda Carol, Ed Crick Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Future Hunters.

Evolver (1995) Director: Mark Rosman Starring: Ethan Embry, Cassidy Rae, Nassira Nicola Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Evolver.

Evolver (1995) Director: Mark Rosman Starring: Ethan Embry, Cassidy Rae, Nassira Nicola Alex and Jeff get confused by a murderous and skeevy robot.  Jeff learns about theremins.  Alex and the Peanut Gallery debate about who hosts The Price is Right.  This naturally leads to a synopsis of Cocoon.  Jeff talks about robots.

(2005) Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak Starring: Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Dwayne Johnson Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Doom.

Doom (2005) Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak Starring: Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Dwayne Johnson Alex and Jeff impersonate multiple singers and practice their theme song.  Jeff tries to pronounce Rosamund Pike's name.

Apartment 1303 (2013) Director: Michael Taverna Starring: Mischa Barton, Rebecca DeMornay, and Julianne Michelle In the premier episode of The ABCs of Bad Movies, Alex and Jeff watch a horror movie about a young woman who mysteriously dies only days after renting her first apartment.  Will her sister and undercover cop boyfriend solve the mystery?  Will Alex and Jeff yell at the screen?

Apartment 1303 (2013) Director: Michael Taverna Starring: Mischa Barton, Rebecca DeMornay, Julianne Michelle Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Apartment 1303.

Birdemic (2011) Director: James Nguyen Starring: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Tippi Hedren Alex and Jeff watch the cult classic, Birdemic.  They learn about sound editing and Yoko Ono's website.  Alex and Jeff also discover how difficult it is to be good to the earth and how difficult it is to incorporate deadly CGI birds into a movie.

Birdemic (2011) Director: James Nguyen Starring: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Tippi Hedren Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Birdemic.

Cybernator (1991) Director: Robert Rundle Starring: William Smith, Jay Richardson, Jimmy Williams Alex and Jeff explore a seedy cyberpunk future where a cop and his girlfriend finds themselves facing off against a group of assassin cyborgs and a conspiracy that might go all the way to the top.  Alex and Jeff also try to endure a painfully long romance scene.

Cybernator (1991) Director: Robert Rundle Starring: William Smith, Jay Richardson, Jimmy Williams Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Cybernator.