Featuring Joe Wack & Keith Marsteller

The 80s-est

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Two lifelong Gen-X friends from a tiny Ohio community set out on a quest to find the totally 80s-est song ever recorded! Joe Wack and Keith Marsteller discuss 80s music, pop culture, celebrities, movies, music videos, and products through the lens of their rural upbringing. After arranging the songs into a bracket of 64, they then rely on audience votes to advance songs through the tournament, all in the service of finding "The 80s-est" song in all the land! the80sest.substack.com

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Jul 6, 2026

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S3E34: Bruce Region 6v11(Michael/Pet Shop) 28.07.2025

In today's Bruce Springsteen Region matchup, we pit two quintessentially 80s masterpieces against each other: 6-seed George Michael's soulful saxophone-driven ballad "Careless Whisper" versus 11-seed Pet Shop Boys and Dusty Springfield's synth-pop collaboration "What Have I Done to Deserve This?". Both songs represent the decade's most innovative production techniques, but in completely different...

S3E33: Bruce Region 4v13(Jackson/Money) 16.07.2025

In today's matchup from the Bruce Region, we have a fascinating clash between two defining sounds of 1986. Janet Jackson's "Nasty" represents the birth of new jack swing and female empowerment in pop music, with its funky, sample-driven production and Jackson's declaration of independence with that unforgettable line about being "Miss Jackson if you're nasty." The track helped establish Janet as a...

S3E32: Bruce Region 5v12(Huey Lewis/Rogers) 14.07.2025

Today it’s pure rock spirit against country-pop crossover mastery. Huey Lewis and the News' 5-seed "The Heart of Rock & Roll" celebrates rock music's grassroots power (from Cleveland!) with infectious horn arrangements and Huey's everyman charm. Meanwhile, Kenny Rogers' "Islands in the Stream" represents the pinnacle of his crossover success, (and the best of his MANY duets) simultaneously topping...

S3E31: Bruce Region 8v9(Springfield/Weird Al) 11.07.2025

Rick Springfield's 8-seed, "Don't Talk to Strangers" captures the jealous paranoia of a deeply insecure touring musician. The #2 hit showcased Springfield's peak commercial power in the early MTV era, and cementing him as one of the decade’s biggest teen heartthrobs. On the flip side, Weird Al Yankovic's 9-seed, "Eat It" represents the birth of a comedy legend. This note-perfect parody of Michael...

S3E30: Bruce Region 1v16(Springsteen/Beasties) 09.07.2025

[OK Folks, well, it took 150+ episodes for me to screw up an episode this badly, but here is this episode being re-posted due to being deleted due to technical issues. PLEASE re-vote if you can, as the original post was wiped out. Thanks! Keith] In this 30th episode of Season 3, we witness a fascinating clash between the number one seed and a rebellious 16-seed underdog. Bruce Springsteen's (1)"Da...

S3E29: Madonna Region 2v15(Richie/Marx) 07.07.2025

[EDITOR’S NOTE: I mis-posted earlier by accidentally sending out Wednesday’s episode, because it’s 5AM! and I am still awake making posts. I have deleted that post for now, here is the actual correct show for Monday, July 7th! —Keith] In this episode, we're diving deep into the final matchup of the Madonna Region with a fascinating clash between two completely different approaches to 80s greatness...

S3E28: Madonna Region 7v10(Bon Jovi/Air Supply) 04.07.2025

The Madonna Region continues with a fascinating clash between hard rock arena anthems and soft rock intimacy. The 7th-seeded "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi represents the quintessential 80s rock experience - leather pants, big hair, and choruses designed for stadium singalongs. This was the song that launched Bon Jovi into superstardom and helped define the hair metal movement. Its immedia...

S3E27: Madonna Region 3v14 (Lauper/John) 02.07.2025

Two titans clash in the Madonna Region as Cyndi Lauper's vulnerable masterpiece "Time After Time" faces off against Elton John's resilient anthem "I'm Still Standing." Lauper's tender ballad epitomizes the 80s with its emotional synth production and clock-ticking percussion, becoming her first #1 hit and proving she could master both dance anthems and heartfelt ballads. The song captures the era's...

S3E26: Madonna Region 6v11 (REO/Easton) 30.06.2025

Today's matchup in the Madonna Region pits two distinctly different flavors of 80s excellence against each other. In the blue corner, we have REO Speedwagon's 6-seed "Can't Fight This Feeling," a soaring power ballad that epitomizes the decade's love affair with this schlocky drivel. Kevin Cronin's heartfelt (but nasal) confession about falling for a longtime friend spent three weeks at #1 and bec...

S3E25: Madonna Region 4v13(Cars/Foreigner) 27.06.2025

In today's Madonna Region matchup, we pit two distinctly different flavors of 80s against each other. The 4th-seeded "You Might Think" by The Cars represents the quirky, new wave side of the decade with its distinctive synthesizer-driven sound and Ric Ocasek's deadpan vocals that became synonymous with MTV's early years. Released in 1984, this track perfectly embodies the era's fascination with te...

S3E24: Madonna Region 5v12(Adams/Gabriel) 25.06.2025

80s-est Note: Due to circumstances entirely within our control, this show went 15 minutes longer than usual…2 stories to start the show, a listener contribution, and who knows what else? We apologize for going long, but hopefully you will enjoy the extra content!? This battle pits two fundamentally different approaches to conquering the 80s: raw nostalgia versus radical reinvention. Bryan Adams' (...

S3E23: Madonna Region 8v9(Joel/Genesis) 23.06.2025

This Monday musical face-off presents a fascinating paradox: a song that deliberately reached backward to capture the innocence of a previous era, versus one that stared directly into the political chaos of its moment. Billy Joel's (8)"Uptown Girl" arrived in 1983 as a loving homage to early-60s pop, complete with doo-wop harmonies and Frankie Valli-inspired vocals. Yet its massive success, and Ch...

S3E22: Madonna Region 1v16(Madonna/TMBG) 20.06.2025

We have a mismatch of galactic proportions in our quest to crown the most quintessentially 80s song. The favorite, wearing the crown of the region's top seed, is Madonna's "Like a Virgin,” the ultimate embodiment of 80s pop, with its pulsing synth beats, provocative imagery, and chart-dominating power. Facing off against this pop culture icon is mostly unknown 16-seed "Don't Let's Start" by They M...

S3E21: MJ Region 2v15(VanHalen/Aerosmith) 18.06.2025

Get ready for a grudge match that pits arena rock royalty against each other! In the red corner, wearing the heavyweight belt as our 2-seed, stands Van Halen's "Jump," the song that proved even the kings of hard rock couldn't resist the 80s synth revolution! Eddie Van Halen traded his iconic guitar licks for bouncing keyboards and yet still delivered pure rock euphoria that packed stadiums worldwi...

S3E20: MJ Region 7v10(Wonder/MSM) 16.06.2025

This bracket battle brings us a fascinating clash between two very different flavors of 80s. It’s the smooth sophistication of established royalty versus the infectious energy of rising stars. In one corner, we have Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called to Say I Love You," the (kinda shitty) 7-seed that dominated 1984, proving that even legends could join in on the decade's love affair with synth, drum m...

S3E19: MJ Region 3v14(Duran/Costello) 13.06.2025

In today's bracket, we witness what appears to be one of the tournament's most brutal mismatches: 3-seed "Hungry Like the Wolf" preparing to devour 14-seed "Veronica" in what should theoretically be the musical equivalent of a nature documentary's final scene. Duran Duran's 1983 powerhouse didn't just define 80s excess—it practically wrote the instruction manual, complete with exotic locations, ci...

S3E18: MJ Region 6v11(Petty/Nicks) 11.06.2025

Today's bracket brings us a delicious matchup that proves seeding doesn't always tell the whole story: 6-seed "Free Fallin'" faces off against 11-seed "Edge of Seventeen" in what might be the tournament's most deceptive David-versus-Goliath showdown. And the fact that these two were friends for 40 years makes it even more complicated! Tom Petty's 1989 masterpiece arrives as the higher seed based p...

S3E17: MJ Region 4v13(Collins/Stewart) 09.06.2025

Welcome to today's episode, where our battle perfectly encapsulates the beautiful chaos of 80s reinvention! In this corner, we have Phil Collins' 1984 powerhouse ballad, 4-seed "Against All Odds,” a song so commercially unstoppable it turned a former Genesis drummer into America's favorite heartbroken crooner, complete with Phil’s signature mix of emotional devastation and pristine production. Fac...

S3E16: MJ Region 5v12(Benatar/ZZ Top) 06.06.2025

In today's clash of the titans, it’s bangs vs. beards, in a matchup that's absolutely rock royalty. In the blue corner, wearing leather and attitude, it's our 5-seed: Pat Benatar's powerhouse “Hit Me with Your Best Shot,” that had everyone from aerobics instructors to arena crowds “firing away” with finger guns. And in the red corner, sporting cheap sunglasses and the most iconic beards in rock hi...

S3E15: MJ Region 8v9(R.E.M./Talking Heads) 04.06.2025

Alright, '80s college radio lovers, buckle up because we've got ourselves a certified alt-rock-pocalypse brewing! In this corner, it’s our 8-seed, R.E.M.'s caffeinated stream-of-consciousness ramble, “It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” that somehow made the end times sound like the most fun you could possibly have—a song so densely packed with rapid-fire references that eve...

S3E14: Michael Jackson Region 1v16 (MJ/Tears) 02.06.2025

In tonight's battle for 80s supremacy, we have the heavyweight champion "Beat It" strutting into the ring with its multi-zippered leather jacket, Eddie Van Halen guitar solo, and that unmistakable Michael Jackson SHAMON swagger. But wait, here comes the scrappy underdog "Head Over Heels," armed with synthesizers, a chimpanzee in a Red Sox jersey (yes, really), and enough new wave quirkiness to mak...

S3E13: Prince Region 2v15(U2/Seger) 30.05.2025

Draped in Irish mystique and enough echo to fill a stadium, we have the 2-seed "With or Without You" – U2's soaring masterpiece that turned Bono into a messianic rock god and made The Edge's guitar delay pedal famous! This atmospheric juggernaut comes loaded with enough existential angst to power a semester of college philosophy classes. But wait – here comes our scrappy 15-seed "Against the Wind,...

S3E12: Prince7v10(Pointer/Pretenders) 28.05.2025

Ladies and gentlemen, we've got ourselves a classic 7-vs-10 upset special brewing! Sporting enough hairspray to damage the ozone layer, we have the 7-seed "I'm So Excited" – The Pointer Sisters' caffeinated celebration comes armed with vocals more energetic than a Jazzercise class, and lyrics so enthusiastic they make Tony Robbins look sedated. But don't count out our 10-seed dark horse – "Don't G...

S3E11: Prince Region 3v14(Houston/DireStraits) 26.05.2025

Well, well, well, folks – In the blue corner, weighing in at pure pop perfection, we have the 3-seed "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" – Whitney Houston's unstoppable dance floor anthem that screams "1987" louder than a DeLorean's flux capacitor! This heavyweight contender comes loaded with synthesizers thicker than shoulder pads and enough vocal power to shatter a Rubik's Cube. But hold on, because t...

S3E10: Prince Region 6v11(Hall&Oates/GoGos) 23.05.2025

Is "Out of Touch" more legendary than "Our Lips Are Sealed"? It's the bracket matchup no one saw coming, but everyone's obsessing over! To end the week on "The 80s-est," we're diving into the epic showdown between powerhouse 6-seed Hall & Oates—Oates being the mustachioed maestro of mainstream pop domination—against the scrappy 11-seed Go-Go's, the DIY darlings who crashed the boys' club with thri...

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