The 500 Stories of Mr. Neill

Stories: 1. A potential home buyer takes a tumble 2. Become popular by playing hacky sack 3. A dog named D.O.G. 4. Free the weed   Music: 1. Quintet of the Hot Club of France – Minor's swing 2. Louis Armstrong – I'll walk alone 3. Jimmie Rodgers – Rock all our babies to sleep 4. Jack Dupree – Tongue-tied blues

Stories: 1. A Dory-like waitress (Argentine) 2. Dad, I want to rap (Burmese) 3. A flip phone videographer (Sri Lankan) 4. But this is pork (Chinese)   Intermission music by Zachary Neill

Stories: 1. Spongebob grew up in my house 2. Hank wants to sing hymns and shoot guns 3. The perils of video game addiction   Music: 1. Sonny Burke and His Orchestra – Mambo on my mind 2. Jimmy Witherspoon – Ain't nobody's business 3. York Brothers – Goodbye and luck to you

Stories: 1. The mansion at 3030 Elroy St. 2. The lawn he wants is no lawn 3. If they start fighting, keep playing…but if they start shooting, stop Music: 1. Hawkins – Some of these days 2. James (Beal Street) Clark – You can't make the grade 3. Unhip – Eventually

Stories: 1. Tell us more about the texture of popcorn 2. A Weird Al singalong 3. Churro bites a longboarder down in Buenos Aires   Music: 1. Cliff Carlisle – It takes the old hen to deliver the goods 2. York Bros – Going home 3. The Fairfield Four – Don't leave me

Stories: 1. They were Star Wars, but Mr. Neill was not Star Wars 2. Surfing on David M 3. Mr. Neill, there are three baby mouses, and they are looooking at me   Music 1. Callahan Brothers – I'll be thinking of the days gone by 2. Yas Yas Girl – Grieving heart blues 3. Bob Skyles and His Skyrockets – The pal that I loved

Stories: 1. Parisian children unleashed – part I 2. Parisian children unleashed – part II 3. Too old to lie   Music 1. Carolina Twins – Off to the war I'm going 2. Cliff Carlisle – Memories that make me cry 3. Sunshine Boys Quartet – Where no one stands alone

Stories: 1. Spinning records with Asia 2. Two good lines 3. Taking hospitality 4. Giving hospitality 5. Unless March 28 was "reverse racism day", Lauren D was wrong   Music: 1. Allen Brothers –  Maybe next week sometime 2. Joe Werner and the Ramblers – Crap shooter's hop 3. Teddy Bunn – If you see me comin' 4. The Cotton Pickers – You tell her I stutter 5. Prairie Ramblers – Take me back to my boo...

Stories: 1. Pounding on a table will get you hired 2. Breakfast with the entertainment industry 3. Three accidents in one day 4. Strange things are afoot at Tilden High School 5. A rolling pickle disturbs the serenity of bus 60   Music: 1. Lou Gold – I can't get over a girl like you 2. Ann Cole – Are you satisfied 3. Swan's Silvertone Singers – I want to rest 4. Gene Gifford and his Orchestra – Ne...

Stories: 1. Camp counseling 2. 1st memories 3. Mr. Neill delivers money in his underwear 4. The hottest car ever 5. Parking   Music: 1. Wingy Manone – Swingin at the hickory house 2. Sons of the Pioneers – Lie low little doggies 3. Jimmy Bowen – Ever lovin fingers 4. Joe Werner and the Ramblers – Memory of Mother 5. Harry Roy – Jazz me blues

Stories: 1. Anthony Nuzzo is alive 2. The right woman shouldn't make you feel like a loser 3. Don't compare yourself to Diddy 4. Filling in the blanks…strange things are afoot at the Korean restaurant 5. Coincidences can mean nothing   Music: 1. Chick Bullock and his Levee Loungers – Blue moon 2. Jesse Rodgers – Hummin to my honey 3. Andy Kirk – Froggy bottom 4. Wingy Manone – Paper doll 5. Joe Fi...

Stories: 1. Dr. Pete 2. Asia and her guitar 3. A camp with Mr. Neill 4. What are you kids trying to pull   Music: 1. Wingy Manone – Getting some fun out of life 2. Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra – There ain't no sweet man that's worth the salt of my tears

Stories: 1. Going to Joliet at the end of the week 2. Halloween for the kids in the projects 3. Mowing the weeds at Sun-Ray Corvette

Stories: 1. Eating at Manny's 2. The man on the train trying to catch flies 3. Don Yanek and his band Weedy