Misfit Toys

The 40 Year Old Boy

Comedy EN ↓ 229 episodes

Hey, what's happenin'? Mike Schmidt here, hoping you'll click that "Subscribe" button and join me every week for "The 40 Year Old Boy", a brutally funny stream-of-consciousness monologue about my life. It's been called, "the funniest answering message you'll ever receive", and I agree ... unless, of course, Paul F. Tompkins has ever called you. That guy is hilarious.

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Episode Ten, Year Thirteen 27.02.2021 2:09:07

Give Ham A Chance See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Nine, Year Thirteen 17.02.2021 2:08:40

Camels Love Italian Subs See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Eight, Year Thirteen 08.02.2021 1:53:36

Wheezing Like A Gutshot Cowboy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Happy Birthday Eddie, Year Thirteen 29.01.2021 4:19:06

F*ck You Man, Get Up See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Seven, Year Thirteen 20.01.2021 1:57:22

The Adventures Of Tito Ortiz See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Six, Year Thirteen 11.01.2021 2:37:35

The Future Is Nickels, My Friends See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Five, Year Thirteen 04.01.2021 1:51:36

I'm A Geezer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Four, Year Thirteen 24.12.2020 2:13:28

Thoughtful Diabetes See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Three, Year Thirteen 18.12.2020 1:57:51

Strokin' And Bitin' And Bitin' And Strokin' See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Two, Year Thirteen 12.12.2020 1:36:44

I Think I Sprained My Eyebrow See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode One, Year Thirteen 05.12.2020 2:07:57

The Man Who Stabbed The Moon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thank You 2020 26.11.2020 2:30:11

Everybody Needs Shoes And Sandwiches See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Interlude 19.11.2020 23:31

Unclean See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fifty-Two, Year Twelve 14.11.2020 1:38:36

Soaring Highs And Grave Scraping Lows See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fifty-One Again, Year Twelve 08.11.2020 2:26:40

It Was A Stock Market Smash See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fifty, Year Twelve 24.10.2020 2:34:28

Midnight Mint Hint See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Testing, Testing, Year Twelve 16.10.2020 2:54:25

I Need A Vacation From Me See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Edward, Year Twelve 09.10.2020 3:27:32

Like Godzilla Rising From The Ocean See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Buying Time, Year Twelve 01.10.2020 2:09:44

A Salesman Named Desire See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Nine, Year Twelve 26.09.2020 1:56:11

Sea Otters Aren't On Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Eight, Year Twelve 18.09.2020 2:26:34

Spit Ghosted See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Seven, Year Twelve 12.09.2020 2:15:37

That's How Lester Bat Handles His Business See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Six, Year Twelve 08.09.2020 2:08:49

Bolingbrook Fats In The House See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Five, Year Twelve 31.08.2020 2:08:53

I'm In Bed With Big Neapolitan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Four, Year Twelve 23.08.2020 2:07:57

None Of Us Can Follow The Queen See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .