Misfit Toys

The 40 Year Old Boy

Comedy EN ↓ 229 episodes

Hey, what's happenin'? Mike Schmidt here, hoping you'll click that "Subscribe" button and join me every week for "The 40 Year Old Boy", a brutally funny stream-of-consciousness monologue about my life. It's been called, "the funniest answering message you'll ever receive", and I agree ... unless, of course, Paul F. Tompkins has ever called you. That guy is hilarious.

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Episode Fifty-Two, Year Thirteen 01.04.2023 3:43:58

Schmitty Life See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fifty-One, Year Thirteen 23.02.2023 2:27:26

Hey, We're Diggin'! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fifty, Year Thirteen 09.02.2023 3:07:01

Chow Mein And Pu**y See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Nine, Year Thirteen 02.02.2023 2:43:32

Perky Speedbumps See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Eight, Year Thirteen 26.01.2023 2:14:45

Sheets, Sand, Slaves, And Sadness See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Seven, Year Thirteen 20.01.2023 3:26:00

You Ever Euro Step Into A Pu**y? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Six, Year Thirteen 06.01.2023 3:12:53

Happy Henry Hitler's Hash House See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

40YOBulletin 30.12.2022 24:18

It's Later Than You Think See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Five, Year Thirteen 23.12.2022 2:51:26

Sent By God To Be Santa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Four, Year Thirteen 15.12.2022 2:17:30

Minimum Wage Dunk Booth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Three, Year Thirteen 24.11.2022 2:38:29

Do I Look Like A Fu*king Animal? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Two, Year Thirteen 17.11.2022 3:06:11

The Discourse Is Creeping... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-One, Year Thirteen 11.11.2022 2:41:24

Ruff Ruff Squirrel! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty, Year Thirteen 28.10.2022 2:48:45

Homeless Person. Regular Person. Anteater. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Nine, Year Thirteen 17.10.2022 2:06:43

Free Bus Ride For Idiot See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Eight, Year Thirteen 29.09.2022 3:15:32

Pint Poser From Long Past See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Seven, Year Thirteen 23.09.2022 3:10:06

Chain Up The Chimps See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Six, Year Thirteen 15.09.2022 3:21:28

Bogs And Quicksand And Bottomless Pits See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Five, Year Thirteen 08.09.2022 2:58:30

I Gave The Worm Cancer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Four, Year Thirteen 01.09.2022 2:44:51

Astroglide And My Future Sons See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Three, Year Thirteen 25.08.2022 3:09:15

I'm Enjoying Your Fruit Disguises See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Two, Year Thirteen 20.08.2022 2:09:19

NAAAAILS! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Phone-A-Friend, Year Thirteen 12.08.2022 2:20:14

Bamboozled Again By Anal Landscapes See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Rebirth, Year Thirteen 01.07.2022 1:20:49

Feed Me Oats And Don't Fu*k Me See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-One, Year Thirteen 29.04.2022 4:01:59

Ma See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .