The 4-4-Touque Podcast

Eberechi Eze annihilates Tottenham, Liverpool are crushed by Forest, and Man City stumble away to Newcastle! Meanwhile, there is yet another update in the ongoing Lazio falconer saga! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

It's heartbreak for Nigeria, as their World Cup dreams are dashed by DR Congo, while Hungary get pecked by Parrott, and Luis Rubiales is chased off by an egging Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Man City celebrate Pep's 1000th game in charge by dismantling Liverpool, Arsenal slip up against Sunderland, and Man United unfumble a point that they had fumbled away! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque          

Man United (yes, that one) win their third game in a row, it's 1-0 to the Arsenal yet once more, while Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City all stumble on a weekend of upsets! We also take a peak at El Clasico, and keep a sharp eye on Wanda Nara, who's on the prowl again! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

We struggle to decipher the byzantine qualification systems for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, Toni falls afoul of the San Marino mafia, and the international break takes its toll on our tech Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Estevao condemns Liverpool to another late defeat, Arsenal surge to the top of the table, and Man United celebrate a week of minimal competence! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Arsenal snatch a late win against Newcastle in a game that sends Toni over the edge, Liverpool's winning streak is snapped by Palace, and both Chelsea and Man United continue their bozo tendencies from last week! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Man United win the bozo-off against Chelsea, Arsenal rescue a late point against City, Liverpool are represented in the US Senate Committee, Lamine Yamal has some awkward "injury", and Jamie Vardy is linking up with some interesting lineages Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Man United continue on insisting to horrify their fans, Tommy's crusade against Alejandro Garnacho picks up steam, and we cast an uneasy eye at the return of the Premier League's favourite Aussie manager at Forest Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

We suffer through the first international break, clinging on Daniel Levy's shock departure from Spurs, the kickoff of the WSL, and Tommy's undying love for Poland Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Liverpool edge out Arsenal in a snoozefest, Brighton upset Man City, Man United escape a thriller with Burnley, and we go over the chaos of the transfer deadline! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Tottenham get their customary win against City, Chelsea and Arsenal score huge wins, and Man United's silver lining is snuffed out! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

The Prem is back! We wax lyrical about Bryan Mbeumo's backside, cast aspersions on Chelsea's aims for the season, and wonder if Liverpool's aura-based defending will undo their insane firepower! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

It's the eve of the opening weekend, and we are back! We chat Community Shield, assorted transfer news and pony up our predictions for how the Premier League season will unfold Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Chelsea win Gianni Infantino's vanity project, the Women's Euros are picking up steam, the transfer market is in full swing, and Lazio's falconer gets evicted! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Paris St. Germain dismantle Inter in the Champions League final, we glance at some of the early rumblings in the transfer market, go over our misguided preseason predictions, and take in the horror of Ian Rush's AI musical! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

The Premier League season draws to a close (mercifully) as the Champions League spots are decided! We also take a look at the Women's UCL Final and the disaster that was the Europa League final!   Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!   https://linktr.ee/44touque   

Crystal Palace have won the FA Cup! Elsewhere, the Champions League race gets tighter and tighter, Jamie Vardy signs off in style, and Everton bid farewell to Goodison Park! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Chelsea stumble in the Champions League race, Man City drop points to Southampton, and the Europa League final is about to get deeply unserious Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Chelsea pick up a vital win against Liverpool, a Norwegian club is handing out lambs, Eberechi Eze is playing chess against furries, and Harry Kane finally won a trophy! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Liverpool wrap up the Premier League title, Man City and Crystal Palace set up an FA Cup Final clash, and Real Madrid suffer a collective headloss! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Aston Villa crush Newcastle, we reflect on midweek European adventures, and Liverpool move to within one win of the title! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Newcastle slap around Man United, Chelsea debase themselves against Ipswich, Spurs are somehow getting even worse, and we teach Tommy how to attach files to emails! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

Arsenal narrow the gap on Liverpool (kinda)! The Manchester clubs play a game of football (kinda)! We try to make the return of the Premier League interesting (kinda)! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque

It's FA Cup quarterfinal weekend, and we're sweeping up the bits and bobs from the international week, including fake Pokemon cards, the Women's Champions League, and eggs as man of the match awards! Follow us on all socials @44touque and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! https://linktr.ee/44touque