That’s So Random: A Random Movie Podcast

Holiday break is over, and we’re kicking off 2024 with a children’s film that begins the way that Megan Is Missing ends…

Chris and Heath stave off the chill of a Lifetime movie script with the warm glow of Yancy Butler. Many choices were made, and not one of them was right.

Rainy Walker is back for baby Zendaya, the fashion of Disney Channel originals, and making a dog your nemesis.

Kerry has seen ZERO Children of the Corn films. I’ve seen all 11. Let’s hear what happens…

Faith from Caffeinated Monsters helps me kick off spooky season with this low-budget anthology. Cannibals, terrible professors, and Martian sex zombies await.

Luna and Kat from Delight In Fright are here to help you stay awake for this lo-fi disasterpiece. Subpar puppets, sub-porn acting and the blurred line between dream logic and plain old crap writing.

Shannan C. returns to gush (with a caveat and an asterisk) about your problematic new fave, baby’s first Bollywood movie.

Chris and I tackle Canadian melodrama with an interesting cast and a truly shocking amount of penises.

Wanna-be Lifetime thriller in which a dangerous psychopath meets the dangerously stupid. Kerry and I can barely contain our indifference.

Sebastian M. returns to drop knowledge about Wes Craven’s ode to the rubber monster movie.

Even if Baz Lurhmann isn’t your flavor, Ewan McGregor damn sure better be. Guest Gretta S. and I can barely contain ourselves.

Nothing says “That’s So Random” like a Christmas movie in June. Warning: this film contains very little Christmas and very little mystery.

No, not THAT The Room. This is a Shudder exclusive, so it’s the perfect time for Slasher creator, Damon, to return. Big Slasher news, ambiguous endings and raging Oedipal complexes.

The fellas from Midwest Horror Network join me to talk about a wildly horny movie. You won’t last 10 seconds!

Between inexperience recording out in the wild & an equipment malfunction, our first live show is a cobbled-together Frankenstein that doesn’t sound great. Which, for this movie, is actually quite appropriate.

How many better versions of this movie will you come up while watching it? Guest Megan H. and I came up with two. 

Well, hell on a few blocks in Los Angeles really, but Brandon, Logan, and I get the gist. Chain smoking (in more ways than one), the Freddy factor, and what would Heavenraisers be like? Sync up and watch along.

Ponyo loves ham! The twins (Brandon and Logan) and I love Ponyo. 

Journey back, dear listeners, with Chris and I, to the year 2012: when everything was 3D for no reason, sequel potential was squandered on wet fart CGI, and Kit Harington hadn’t yet learned how to hide his accent.

Well, I didn’t. I married Kerry. But Mike Myers did and we’re here to discuss where this falls in the Myers canon, childhood fears, and the power of strong cameos.

The phenomenal and insightful Gordy Cassel joins me to dig deep on her starting role in this lovely film. 

TBM Horror’s Mar Garcia joins me to talk about the most romantic movie with zombies there is. Find her and TBM Horror here: https://linktr.ee/tbmhorror?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=ecc48e20-a96c-4262-a09b-aec47021f6d5

Horror filmmaker Chris Magennis joins me to talk about the scariest idea of all: evangelical purity culture. *shiver* *vomit*

Kristi B. (That Horror Witch) is back for this above-average entry in the hopefully defunct “hoodie-horror” sub-genre. School is out…forever.

Lisa G. and Angela T. are well-equipped to help me sucker punch this very confused, barrel-bottom “action” movie.