That's Rank

Get ya best flanno on, hit up the bottle-o, grab yaself a tinny and listen to a few old mates rank the top Aussie 'Ockerisms'. Another great rank from all 'round good c*nt Ash. On that, the c-bomb is dropped frequently... the language in this one's a bit iffy. You've been warned. What's an ockerism I hear you wonder, our foreign mates? Well, it's just a bloody good Aussie phrase that makes ya feel...

Something that in the past was so divisive, considered so taboo that the mere fact that you had one would brand you as a roughian and could ruin any chance you may have had to succeed or be seen as an upstanding human in society. That's right, it's the tattoo. Nowadays, you can choose to adorn your body in any way you choose and, by and large, it is fairly widely accepted.  But there are stil...

What is a guilty pleasure? If you enjoy it so much, then why do you feel guilt like you do? Probably because what you love is utter trash... or everyone else just doesn't get it man.  Thanks to the creator of our awesome theme song, Kelron, has asked us to dive into the tunes that we jam to but maaaaybe don't want everyone to know about.  We all have 'em and goddamn we want to know what...

Hot chips, corn chips, veggie chips, rescue rangers, a shoulder, the old block... Thanks to Tanya, it is up to the crew to come up with the best things that go along with a lovely chip! Sometimes chips need a bit of a glow-up and we are here to tell you exactly what you need! Apologies in advance to all of our vegetarian and vegan listeners... we lean into the debauchery with this one. Also please...

Another idea from our listener Ash and boy oh boy, this one was a little more difficult than we thought! See how we do! Do we go refreshing iced varieties, classic English or something you would never think of... like Mr. T. If only one of us had thought of something as amazing as that! Hindsight is a wonderful thing. What is your turn to tea?! Get involved in the conversation and let us know!&nbs...

To round out some much-needed R&R time for the That's Rank crew, we are back with another lovely clip-show to help everyone welcome in the New Year. We hope that 2023 has started well and continues to be a great one for everyone. The world is opening, piece by piece, so let's all grab it by the horns and make the most of it in case we all get forced back into our houses for years on end again....

Our last show for the year is a special one! Get an insight into what the guys talk about before the episode starts and the parts that didn't make the show! That's right, its another clip-show spectacular! Singing, banter and utter nonsense make the cut tonight in a fun little exploration into the people behind the ranks. Happy holidays everyone, we will see you in 2023!  Don't forget to send...

The ring sting, the tummy tickler, the melting mouth... whatever you call it, we've all eaten something that we are immediately upset about. Something so spicy it changes our lives. This week the crew rank their spiciest food experiences ever!  What get's you salivating? The snot uncontrollably leaving your nostrils? Share your stories on insta and give us a tag. We'd love to know the things...

Now, a lot of you may have come here for a discussion on the best drama series ever committed to television. If that is you, well, you're in for a mighty surprise as the improvised nature of the That's Rank podcast makes at least one, maybe two, of the crew take an interesting view on the idea on the best drama series. Which side of the fence will you fall on once all is said and done? With all th...

Getting fired up for a day at work? A night on the town? Supporting your favourite sport team? What gets you there! What is your go to get you geared up for life! What are the things that really 'get us going'!? Thanks to listener Dean for this awesome idea. The crew had a lot of fun with this rank! What get's you going? Get's you fired up? Let us know and add your ideas to the wheel. Get us at......

An episode of catharsis as the crew releases some pent-up energy and expel their true feelings on some of the things that really get on their gosh darn nerves! Forewarning for those with sensitive ears... there is definitely a lot more swearing in this episode. What can we say, we are all passionate people!  What really grinds your gears? Let us know! Or have you got an out their idea for a r...

The crew get creative trying to think of awesome inventions that don't yet exist.  No restrictions, no barriers and in the case of one of the members, no real idea when creating our fancy devices What invention would you bring to life! Let us know on our socials. thatsrankpod@gmail.com insta/facebook - @thatsrankpod Music by Kelron

I don't think I can stress how much fun this episode was to do. Parts of the Face? How can that be interesting?! Well, friend of the podcast and number two air guitarist in the world, the Jinja Assassin, Bloody Big Al, has challenged us to rank the best 'Parts of the Face'... and it may just be our most fun episode yet. Part useful, part emotional... a lot sexy. If you listen to one podcast this w...

Everyone has their staple when they go to a pub and sit down with their favourite beverage. Sometimes you have the hankering for food so notorious with the local watering hole that only a feed from there will do... and you'll go alone if you have too. Passionate arguments come to the fore in this episode as the ranking gets a little more feisty than usual. But that's half the fun!  Mad about...

Today, the team have to be sneaky in ranking their top Spy Films. Do they take the 'hiding in plain sight' choice and take a well know classic? Or do they try and sneak past the heavies with a choice that is maybe a bit more incognito? And most importantly, which tactic will be the most effective and earn them in the win in ranking our favourite 'Spy Movies'. We all know the classic spy films, but...

Another excellent rank idea from listener Ash, this time focusing on turning one of life's favourites on its head. Pizza. Who doesn't love pizza!? If you say you don't, I don't believe you. But what is the worst thing to put on a pizza?  Have we got it wrong? Did we name one of your fave toppings in the worst? Did we miss something that clearly doesn't belong on a pizza? Let us know on our so...

You may ponder that an episode ranking our most prized words would be banal... well you would be sorely mistaken good gentleperson! This is one episode we are most proud of, navigating the lyrical wonders of language. So, we would appreciate your undivided (perhaps occasionally distracted) attention as you embark on a journey of wordsmithery with the That's Rank brigade. Perhaps we have missed a w...

The wheel delivers again tonight in making the crew rank the best 'International Party Spots', an idea sent in by listener Mary. This episode was perfectly timed as we recorded it off the back of a couple of brewskis. But part of the beauty of That's Rank is there is no preparation, so there are some choices in there that may make you scratch your head.  We know we missed a bunch of clear par...

We've all been there. Excited, pumped up and ready to see one of the so called 'best places in the world' only to be completely and utterly let down by how completely underwhelming the experience was. Lots of money, stupidly long lines, a lot of people who you'd rather didn't exist... what just isn't worth the wait? What did you think of our choices? We must have missed something overrated! Share...

Thanks to lister Astrid for this suggestion. One of the best activities ever conceived... Karaoke. Everyone's favourite drunken activity. Regardless of if you can sing or not, its a time where inhibitions are at a low, your confidence is at a sky high and everyone is in the mood to belt out a tune. Tonight, the wheel spins the topic of 'Best Karaoke Song' and it is a lot of fun.  What's your...

A little trigger warning for this episode as the crew go into some topics and situations where, if you suffer from these phobias, may give you a serious case of the heeby jeebies. Outside of that, it's still a fun ol' episode with the That's Rank crew! Did parts of this episode give you clammy palms? Do you have an odd phobia that no one knows about? Let us know on our socials, which can be found...

Every so often, a listener gives the crew a topic to rank that is so simple, so basic that we really need to fight to find something to contribute to the tank. But sometimes, when we need to fight to find a contribution, we find ourselves fighting harder FOR that answer, as you will see at the climax of this episode of That's Rank! Are you a summer baby? Do you pine for the comfort of the doona in...

Whether you like them or not, this episode is an insight into what scope and power the artform of the video game. A little bit more passion in the rank, last-ditch attempts at convincing others to vote for their choice, some activity that is seen as shenanigans by one of the crew but fair play by another. What happens when you really believe your choice should win? You find out in this episode. Wh...

Where does your mind go when you think of your 'Dream Travel Destination'? Perhaps not where two of our crew want to explore! Answers outside the box always make for a fun listen! Even the more realistic choice you will want to experience once all is said and done. Where would you go? What would you do? And most importantly, what do you want us to rank?! Let us know on our socials, which can be fo...

Tonight, the wheel decrees that the crew rank some of the world's top "Board Games" and honestly... who knew there were so bloody many! Sometimes when the options are too bountiful, the classics reign supreme.  Thanks to listener Jo for this wonderful idea. You too can provide an idea for things to rank! Find us on all of our socials, at our LinkTree That's Rank Podcast - Listen on Spotify -...