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Episode 041 of That Was Disappointing is Live. The one apocalypse we’d be safe from as we don’t have the brains to spare. Today’s Theme: Zombies. You know, the thing that should’ve stopped being a thing a decade ago. Our first topic is the Best. Zombie Video Game. Ever. The fact Zombies Ate My Neighbors didn’t make the cut is a crime. Especially when a game about a farting zombie did! Matt, why di...

Episode 040 of That Was Disappointing is Live. “It’s so hard to say goodbye to... Producer Dave!” Today’s Theme: Goodbye Producer Davey, Hello Producer Kenny Yep, Producer Dave is headed out the door. He received a promotion to something called fatherhood. Pfffffft! Oh no, whatever will we do without someone who’s biggest contribution to the podcast is forgetting to update the Google Drive documen...

Episode 039 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Still more popular than Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch! Today’s Theme: Baseball. We even brought in an extra panelist to pinch hit for Art as there’s only two balls he’s familiar with. Our first topic is MLB’s lack of a salary cap. Lex wants to know if it makes a difference or do good teams just do smart things (e.g, the Baltimore Orioles from 1966-198...

Episode 038 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Everybody... Cringe your body... Everybody... Cringe your body right... Shitheads back alright... Today’s Theme: The 1990’s. Too soon for Justin Bieber, too late for Dexys Midnight Runners. Our first topic is fashion. Specifically, what era of the 90’s was your spirit animal. Everyone remembers Art’s M.C. Hammer’s Pants-phase, so we’re not sure who he...

Episode 037 of That Was Disappointing is Live. The luck of the Irish be with you! We are so f*cked. Today’s theme: Happy St. Paddy’s Day. Be mindful of your drinkshcjdkcrujskpf... Our first topic is whiskey dick. Instead of sharing his own personal horror story, Art decided to take a shot at another panelist, so in turn, another panelist aired Art’s dirty laundry. It’s the circle of life, Simba. S...

Episode 036 of That Was Disappointing is Live. In space, no one can sense your boredom. Today’s theme: Your Balls, My Balls, SPACE BALLS! Our first topic is what items you’d blast into space, knowing full well they’d be found by extraterrestrial life. Will Lex bring about the destruction of our planet with this topic? And more importantly, will sexy time be involved? Survey says YES! Our second to...

Episode 035 of That Was Disappointing is Live. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA WE SUCK!!! We’re switching it up because we’re out of ideas. Huzzah! From now on all our topics revolve around a central theme. This week: dorks who wear their undies on the outside. Our first topic is the infinity stones. Mind? Power? Reality? Soul? Space? Time? Our cohost with the least, Lex, wants you to pi...

Episode 034 of That Was Disappointing is Live. It’s the Birthday Special! Don’t care about Ben? Err... maybe skip this episode? Our first topic is karaoke. Specifically, the times you really tore the house down with your bad self. “Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt...

Episode 033 of That Was Disappointing is Live. A divine number for an oh-so-shitty show.  Our first topic is and bear with us here... what sense would you lose for a year if a) it honed the rest of your senses and b) your lost sense returned as a “super sense” after that one year. Between Art not understanding how Daredevil works and other panelists not knowing the five sense, we were firing...

Episode 032 of That Was Disappointing is Live.    Stonks! Otherwise known as the episode where Art puts r/wallstreetbets users on blast. *whistles* Our first topic is parenting advice. Art decided to ask the three panelists (with kids) questions like “what surprised you the most?” and other dumb shit that made us guffaw. Meanwhile, as an expectant parent, Producer Dave thought it wa...

Episode 031 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   Captain's Log, Stardate 21001.5. We are currently circling Uranus. Our first topic is our apocalypse survival kits. Kenny f-ed up by asking us to name 3 things we’d bring AND 3 things we wished we own (that we’d also bring). Only 24 hours in the day, grasshopper. Also, we’re fortunate enough to be able to remember our names at our advanced...

Episode 030 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   The episode where we talk about “hot snakes” coming out of your ass. That’s hot! We like big butts and we can not lie. You other podcasters must deny. It’s a battle of the shitty podcasts (pun intended) when Art and Lex square off with Jay and Becca (from the Between 2 Butts podcast) about all thing butt-related. What’s goes in them, what...

Episode 029 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   If you’re a Rams, Ravens, Saints, or Browns fan, you have our sympathies. Loser! Our first topic is the worst meal you’ve ever made. It’s a good thing that Chris substituted “made” for “had” as Paul Revere’s Smorgasbord would’ve been a runaway favorite. You had to have been there... especially to see Producer Dave opt for seconds. Goof! Ou...

Episode 028 of That Was Disappointing is Live. It’s the Armageddon edition. Let’s go out and storm Kay Bee Toys! They’re still a thing, right? Our first topic is internet piracy. From Napster to The Pirate Bay, we discuss where we all fall on the file sharing debate. Is it really the boogie man many have made it out to be? And why does the porn Art downloads never accurately fit the description? O...

Episode 027 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   It’s 2021! Wait... why is all this bullshit still the same? Our first topic is simpler things we miss from our youth. Specifically, how the advent of technology has made life so much simpler...but also removed the heart. Look, Art wanted to reminisce after his brush with death/COVID-19. Who were we to knock him from his pedestal. Seriously...

Episode 026 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   It’s the post-Holiday lull. Let us sink your spirits further! Our first topic is about reoccurring dreams (and their meanings). Chris H. picks a good topic for his first appearance on the show. How was he to know that one of the other panelists dreams about poop a lot... it could even be one of the co-hosts... it could even be the dinglebe...

Episode 025 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   Hey... Christmas is December 25! How’s that for topical!? Join Art, Lex, Producer Dave and returning guest panelists Kelly, Mike, Matt, Jeff and Tim, as we dry up all the remaining good cheer for this year with a litany of holiday topics. We put the “bah” into Bah Humbug, baby! Happy Festivus!!!

Episode 024 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   Jack Bauer was a badass. That is all. Our first topic is our disappointing sexual encounters. Apparently, Mike was looking to get some blackmail on the rest of us. He realizes we don’t have any shame, right? *insert flaccid eggplant emoji here* Our second topic is one for the ages: Bruce Wayne vs. Iron Man. No, that’s not a typo. Batman’s...

Episode 023 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   It’s the Attack of the Dan(s)!  Our first topic is what popular superhero you’d choose as your wingman. After all, we need all the help we can get. That said, Dan S., how many times do we have to tell you that the answer is always Batman? Next! Our second topic is when is it too early (if ever) to decorate for the holidays. It’s Lex’s...

Episode 022 of That Was Disappointing is Live. How are we still on the air!? 🤡 Our first topic is what popular TV show was just “meh” to you. We get it, Tim. You don’t like SpongeBob SquarePants because of the anthropomorphism. yawns Meanwhile, we don’t have the heart to tell Dave that Candle Cove is creepypasta (Wiki it!) and wasn’t something he actually watched as a kid... Our second topic is w...

Episode 021 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   We celebrate turning 21 by doing something really, really stupid. Albert Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over-and-over and expecting different results. I’d like to think he’d also say doing a power hour (when you’re an old fogey) is equally as stupid.

Episode 020 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   Only one episode until we’re of legal age to drink. Please don’t check our college records. Our first topic is what would be the best (and conversely, worst) video game worlds to live in. I guess we should count ourselves lucky Art’s choice wasn’t The Guy Game. Seriously, Wiki (is that a verb?) it. Still, Animal Crossing gave us all pause....

Episode 019 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   Similarly, there are only 19 plagues left in the year. Eat, drink and be merry! Our first topic is things that turned out waaaaaaaaaay more awkward from what you expected. How Chris thought a jar of peanut butter, a hungry Pomeranian, and her sheer machismo could’ve ended any other way is beyond the rest of us, but we applaud how forthcomi...

Episode 018 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   18!? We’re now legally adults! *insert fart sound* Our first topic is what songs invoke nostalgia within us. You can color us all surprised that Art picked *NSYNC. It’s not like any of us remember his “Dawson Leary” phase, after all. Our second topic is what things you can’t look away from. At least, we think that was Josh’s topic. He’s ne...

Episode 017 of That Was Disappointing is Live.   It’s November 2nd, which gives you plenty of time to think of all the things you’re thankful for in 2020. :) Our first topic is what movie soundtracks are better than their actual films. We’re sure Art’s employer (i.e., the Mouse) would love to hear all about how Frozen and Aladdin “blows chunks” and “sucks ass,” respectively. Our second t...