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Episode 116 of That Was Disappointing is Live. We missed a golden opportunity to use Ride of the Valkyries as our intro music… Today’s Topic: War. Shouldn’t all our tax dollars go into cloning Chuck Norris for this endeavor? Join Art and Lex (no guests this time as they’re all flower children) as they debate war… good thing neither of them has access to nuclear weapons. Hey, cooler heads will prev...

Episode 115 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Tell us more about this belly button lint collection… Today’s Topic: Leisure. As if you needed another reason to sit on your ass, ya oaf. Join Art, Lex, and their guests Ashley (the former’s despondent wife) and Kat, as they chat about their favorite hobbies, least favorite hobbies and everything in between. Like, did you know geocaching is a thing? I...

Episode 114 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Alice Cooper sang, “School’s been blown to pieces.” We’re not gonna touch that one with a ten-foot pole.  Today’s Topic: Back to school. Hey, are Trapper Keepers still a thing? Join Art, Lex, and their guests Ashley (the former’s despairing wife) and Ben (the latter’s frenemy) as they discuss the drizzling sh!ts that’s the academic calendar. Was...

Episode 113 of That Was Disappointing is Live. The meaning of life is not to die at your desk, right? Right!? Today’s Topic: Bad jobs. Surprisingly, fluffer didn’t make the list. Join Art, Lex, and their guests Kelly (yay!) and Ben (boo!), as they discuss some of the worse positions they’ve ever held. Remember when you thought nothing could be worse than school? LOL But hey, you’ve still got your...

Episode 112 of That Was Disappointing is Live. The Mothman predicted this podcast… Today’s Topic: Cryptids. Like Fox Mulder, we want to believe. Like Dana Scully, we’re skeptical and also hotties! Join Art, Lex, and their guest Miranda as they discuss the creatures that may or may not exist on the fringes of society. Hey, remember a hundred (or so) episodes ago when we watched a porno featuring Bi...

Episode 111 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Who ordered a sausage fest with a side of sexiness? Today’s Topic: Celebrity Sex Tapes. Rule 34. ‘Nuff said. Join Art and Lex as they welcome two guests this week (Al and Ben) for this very special episode. We’re bringing sexy back. Dad bods are in fashion, right? Hell, since we recorded this episode, Tommy Lee (not Jones) is in the news again for ano...

Episode 110 of That Was Disappointing is Live. We’re the black fly in Alanis Morissette’s Chardonnay. Better than a death row pardon two minutes too late… Today’s Topic: Alcohol and Hangovers. Hey, drink enough and I promise you we’ll both start to look good. ❤️ Join Art and Lex and guest Kevin as they chat about booze and it’s aftermath. The former we can’t get enough of, the latter makes us hate...

Episode 109 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Yeah, 6-hour car rides are the pits, but you could spend that time binging our show. Try not to laugh so hard you run off the road! Today’s Topic: Vacations. “I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.” We’re so sorry… Join Art and Lex and new guests Anastasia and...

Episode 108 of That Was Disappointing is Live. We’ve got more staying power than Pan Am. Today’s Topic: Air Travel. The TSA agents have given us more action than we’ve seen in a long, long time.  Join Art and Lex and new guest Miranda as they chat about everyone’s least favorite part of vacation. I mean, unless you prefer endless layovers and paying hundreds (if not thousands) of dinero for a...

Episode 107 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Hey, did you know it only took the deadliest pandemic in a century to bring us into your homes? Today’s Topic: COVID-19. This thing has more staying power than Justin Timberlake! Join Art and Lex as they chat about the longest two weeks to flatten the curve ever. Oh, those blissful days of yore when everyone gave each other a six-foot berth. How we ro...

Episode 106 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Let’s be honest, we’re ALL on the naughty list. Today’s Topic: Holidays. If Thanksgiving is late this year, we riot! Join Art, Lex, and Ben (Happy Hanukkah!) as they chat about their favorite holidays, their sexiest Halloween costumes and the best place to hide an Easter egg that doesn’t involve your ass. #goodtimes TWD Tip of the Week: Only 167 shopp...

Episode 105 of That Was Disappointing is Live. New season, same b.s. You know you love us. Today’s Topic: Producers. We’ve got a new one (Hi Dan!)… until we don’t (Bye Dan?)… it’s awkward. Join Art, Lex, and a cavalcade (back-to-back weeks, baby!) of guests as they chat with our brand new (and now dearly departed) Producer. What is it that drives him over the edge? Art’s luscious locks? Lex’s inna...

Episode 104 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Two whole years in the can/down the drain. Huzzah! Today’s Topic: Our year (or two) in review. Come for the laughs, commiserate with the sadness. Join Art, Lex, and a cavalcade of guests new-and-old as they talk about the show and what it means to them. It actually brings one of our panelists to tears. True story, bro. Or maybe that was just Art remem...

Episode 103 of That Was Disappointing is Live. If Mac Tonight didn’t give you nightmares, we sure as hell will. Today’s Topic: Fast food. So, it cuts a year (or ten) off your life. BFD! Isn’t a double whopper in the present more important than your grandkid’s graduation anyway?  Americans might be fat, ugly and stupid, but at least we know how to eat, pal. Don’t you know obesity was once cons...

Episode 102 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Our best advice for living off the grid? Lots of clean underwear. Either that or going commando. Today’s Topic: Survivalism. But let’s be honest. If you’re coming to us, you’re f-Ed already. Whether the bombs have started to fall or you’re tired of those “gubment folks” in D.C. telling you how to live your life, it’s best to have some knowledge of liv...

Episode 101 of That Was Disappointing is Live. With the sexiness of Casper the Friendly Ghost and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man combined… ladies… Today’s Topic: Ghost hunting. Some people call it b.s. Others call it absolute horseshiat. What!? They’re different levels of bull-hockey! What goes bump in the night? It’s probably just the house settling, ya moron. However, the individuals currently ke...

Episode 100 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Apropos we’re talking about 1’s and 0’s as everyone of us will be a robot’s fluffer soon enough. Today’s Theme: Automation. Be honest, at least half of you can’t wait for the automated ass wipers to roll out to the market. The future is now… is what we’d say if we weren’t so sh!t scared of the inevitable robot uprising. Asimov’s Laws our ass! For ever...

Episode 099 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Albert Einstein famously said, “the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” In other news, we lost another producer. Today’s Theme: Well, it was supposed to be wrestling. And to be fair, we do talk about wrestling… eventually. Think of this more as a stream of consciousness thing while we pick up...

Episode 098 of That Was Disappointing is Live. We jumped the shark 99 episodes ago… Today’s Theme: TV. Again. The boob tube. Lord knows, it’s filled with enough of them nowadays. Everyone’s cutting the cord nowadays, right? Right!? Okay, maybe it’s just us, but surely you can understand our motives. Everything’s a turd sandwich on the idiot box, made worse by the fact that anything worth watching...

Episode 097 of That Was Disappointing is Live. We’re the nuking the fridge of podcasts. Huzzah! Today’s Theme: Bad movies. Again, but worse. Speaking of which, has anyone seen The Money Shot (besides us) yet? Emphasis on “bad” as one of your favorite co-hosts/frenemies forgot to check the spreadsheet and thought we were talking about film in general. But hey, at least we got to rehash the Oscars a...

Episode 096 of That Was Disappointing is Live. We got banned from Galaxy’s Edge after our last visit. If only Producer Kenny hadn’t exposed himself to Kylo Ren… Today’s Theme: Star Wars, Part 2. It’s May the 4th this week, baby! Time for some more bitching about the over saturation of the product. “Long ago…” blah blah blah. You all know the spiel. You can always rely on dorks flocking to Star War...

Episode 095 of That Was Disappointing is Live. What’s a Lizzo!? Today’s Theme: Pop Music. Now we’re complaining about the same shit that our parents complained about in the 1980’s. Circle of life, baby! It’s strangely apropos that we’re following up the Sex episode with the Pop Music episode. After all, they both feature something strangely alien to us as we get older. #sadtrombone What defines po...

Episode 094 of That Was Disappointing is Live. We’re the erectile dysfunction to your yeast infection. Today’s Theme: Sex. Ladies… and gents… seriously, we’re not choosy! Webster’s defines ‘coitus’ as the “physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements.” #poundtown  We’re joined by our old friend Kelly to talk about this very topic… and maybe air a few (too many...

Episode 093 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Richard Wagner wrote The Ring Cycle over the course of 26 years. Conversely, it took us only 26 minutes to destroy all music genres.  Today’s Theme: Choir… kinda. Honestly, this was more of an excuse to air grievances from high school, so some trickery was afoul. Everyone found their people in school… or they sat alone at lunch. *sad trombone* It...

Episode 092 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Now for something completely different — and possibly better? Today’s Theme: Girl talk with Alyson and Art, AKA a chat with Joe's wife because Lex and Producer Kenny flaked out on this episode. That's right, boys and girls. Two thirds of the show decided they were "too tired" and punched out for the night. But fear not! Since Art wasn't at the hospita...