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Episode 191 of That Was Disappointing is Live. We’d definitely love to talk to you about out your car’s warranty. Today’s Topic: Scams. Those Nigerian princes are such kind, gentlemen… Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the swindles they’ve perpetrated, the cons they’ve fallen for and how their pee-pees still only measure 3 inches combined. The biggest fraud ever though? The fact...

Episode 190 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver need not apply. Today’s Topic: Male Pattern Baldness. 3 out of 4 people (on our panel) hope that hair loss = babes. Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with Boob Ben, as they come to terms with their alopecia. Well, everyone but Lex. For whatever reason, he’s hairier than a 70’s-era bush. Meanwhile, Art transformed from D...

Episode 189 of That Was Disappointing is Live. You’d think we work in the current administration. Or the prior administration… or the administration before them… Today’s Topic: Scandals and Skeletons in the Closet. To be fair, is there anyone who hasn’t attended a donkey show in Tijuana? Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat less about the stories that rocked the British monarchy, Hollywo...

Episode 188 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Diane was suckin’ on a chili dog alright… Today’s Topic: Hamburgers vs. Hot dogs. We should’ve had a Fatal Four-way with pizza and tacos. Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with Boob Ben, as they chat about the most controversial subject since which came first: the chicken or the rooster with the throbbing, veiny ****. Truthfully, we should’ve op...

Episode 187 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Most of us are Scully’s living in a Mulder World. Today’s Topic: Conspiracy Theories. Thanks for listening! Or are we… Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the stupid things that stupid people believe in, stupid. Like global warming. It’s supposed to get hot in the winter and cold in the summer. Hoax! Also, JFK never landed on the moon...

Episode 186 of That Was Disappointing is Live. “Broke into the old apartment, this is where we used to…” JIZZ Today’s Topic: Apartment living. Jimmy McMillan was onto something. Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with Karmic Kat, as they chat about horrible roommates, communal restrooms and squirrels (!). Rent is due on the 1st, BTW. Unless you have one of those landlords that’ll accept sexua...

Episode 185 of That Was Disappointing is Live. What—? No mention of bukkake!? Today’s Topic: Japan/Anime. How they haven’t Kaiju-proofed their buildings by now is anyone’s guess.  Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with boob Ben and dastardly Dan, as they talk all things from the Land of the Rising Sun. Well, maybe not the Yakuza. We’re scared shit of them, but pretty much nothing else i...

Episode 184 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Hot take: The lyrics to “Holiday Road” are really stupid. Today’s Topic: Road Trips. When you’re not only with people you hate (i.e. family/friends), you’re also stuck with them in a tin can. Join Art, Lex, and Producer Kenny, along with rapacious Ryan, as they chat about the part you dread both before and after your vacations… mostly. This episode ki...

Episode 183 of That Was Disappointing is Live. This year can’t be any worse than the last, right? *crickets* Today’s Topic: 2024. If our end of year recaps have taught us anything, it’s that every year has been a shitfest since 2020. Huzzah! Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the year that was — the oh so horrible year it was. But there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel,...

Episode 182 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Bah humbug. Today’s Topic: 2023 Annual Holiday Christmas Party. No orgies this year! Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with a bevy of their significant others/friends (and Ben) as they chat about the “hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye,” “you’ll shoot your eye out,” and “I wouldn't let you sleep in...

Episode 181 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Our kids are totally gonna dominate Chess Club.  Today’s Topic: Youth Sports. Wanna guess the odds Lex mentions Youth BJJ? Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny (featuring the lovely Kerrianne), as they chat about living vicariously through their children, hoping they’ll be the next Shohei Ohtani, Patrick Mahomes, Gordon Ryan, etc. To be fair, isn’t i...

Episode 180 of That Was Disappointing is Live. You down with BJJ? (Yeah you know me) Today’s Topic: Gi vs. No Gi. Truthfully, Lex looks hot (Sexy Lexy!) in both. Join Art, Lex and Producer (!) Kenny, along with their friend internet- misconnection Ashley, as they chat about what attire is the most apropos for the dojo. A bunch of No Gi peeps canceled on us at the last minute, so Gi won by a margin...

Episode 179 of That Was Disappointing is Live. No love for Shasta? Today’s Topic: Coke vs. Pepsi. Get ready to throw your elbows! Join Art and Lex, along with ex-producer (podcast)/current-producer (YouTube) Kenny and Jack-of-all-Boobs Ben, as they chat about the cola wars… or lack thereof. Yes, Coke reigns supreme for most of this motley crew of fools, but Lex has a hard-on for Dr. Pepper, which...

Episode 178 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Now THAT’s an echo chamber! Today’s Topic: Post-Thanksgiving Holiday Lull. Bet you can’t guess how many guests showed up… Join Art (and eventually Lex) as they half-ass another episode. Did you know Lex wasn’t on time because he was eating a Brussels sprouts sandwich? True story! That should tell you where our priorities lie, but you love us anyway. A...

Episode 177 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Periphery rocks! Today’s Topic: Thanksgiving 2023. Lex is planning the cringiest feast since Charlie Brown. ❤️ Join Art and Lex, along with ex-producer (podcast)/current-producer (YouTube) Kenny, and bombshell Kelly, as they undue their top button and chat about their favorite fixins for the holiday on Thursday. Oh, and the Macy’s Day Parade. After al...

Episode 176 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Back to work, ya hippies. Today’s Topic: Strikes, Sicknesses and Shenanigans. Huzzah! Join Art and Lex, along with ex-producer (podcast)/current-producer (YouTube) Kenny, bombshell(s) Kelly and Kerrianne, and Jack-of-all-Boobs Ben, as they chat about unions (“What is it good for? Absolutely something! Say it again y’all”) and the benefits they’ve reap...

Episode 175 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Grimace got a lot more love for his birthday… Today’s Topic: Grinds My Gears/Lex and Art Birthday Medley. We’re both old so the less said about the latter the better. Join Art and Lex, along with ex-producer (podcast)/current-producer (YouTube) Kenny, bombshell Kelly and Jack-of-all-Boobs Ben, as they chat about a topic that would make Peter Griffin p...

Episode 174 of That Was Disappointing is Live. A podcast so hot one of the co-hosts had to remove their shirt. Today’s Topic: Halloween 2023. This one kinda goes off the rails considering no one really showed up. It’s like your 9th birthday party all over again.  Join Art and Lex, along with ex-producer (podcast)/current-producer (YouTube) Kenny, as they chat about ghosts and goblins. No, not...

Episode 173 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Behold… Lex-Bot 3000! Today’s Topic: HMO vs. PPO. Yep, Lex got vetoed and we’re back to our old format. womp womp Join Art and Lex, along with ex-producer (podcast)/current-producer (YouTube) Kenny, as they chat about the healthcare industry. No major revelations. Hell, 2/3 of your panel doesn’t even know what the difference is between the plans. But...

Episode 172 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Heavens to Murgatroyd, there’s war in the Middle East.  Today’s Topic: Headlines for the week ending 10/15/2023. Texas can go suck a fat one (F you Rangers/Astros). Art, that’s “sportsball” talk. Join Art and Lex, along with their friends ex-producer Kenny and Cosmic Kelly, as they chat about the powder keg that’s the world. Hey, will there still...

Episode 171 of That Was Disappointing is Live. It worked so “well” last week, let’s keep this stream of thought experiment going. Today’s Topic: Headlines for the week ending 10/08/2023. We recorded early, hence why we didn’t touch on that whole Armageddon in the Middle East thing. *coughs* Join Art and Lex, as they (once again) go against their mission plan and stay topical, and thus, political....

Episode 170 of That Was Disappointing is Live. “And now for something completely different…” Today’s Topic: Beach Towels. Please bear with us. Join Art and Lex, as they go *completely* off-topic, talking about the government shutdown (or was it), U.S. Senator deaths/term limits, 2Pac, etc. Yep, we’re rebranding again. Or are we? Depends on the amount of downloads we get for this. Or if we actually...

Episode 169 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Oops… Today’s Topic: Procrastination. Yeah, that’s the ticket.  Join Art and Lex, as they talk about their little fu— err, “miscommunication.” Hey, you’re still getting an episode this week, so what are you complaining about? It’s even bite-sized, so you’ll be able to listen to the whole thing on your morning commute. #eatitHowardStern TWD Tip of...

Episode 168 of That Was Disappointing is Live. “Ziggy Zaggy, Ziggy Zaggy, Oi Oi Oi!” Today’s Topic: Happy Hour/Oktoberfest/etcetera. Look, we’re just looking for an excuse to drink.  Join Art and Lex, along with a motley crew of their friends/ex-producers, as they down a few and wax nostalgic about their youth. How Chris has managed to stay the same (not sure that’s a compliment) but Father T...

Episode 167 of That Was Disappointing is Live. “All hope abandon ye who enter here.” Today’s Topic: Rule 34. Bet you never wanted to know that about Ralphie (from A Christmas Story), huh? Join Art and Lex, along with their friend Miranda, as they chat about One of the official rules of the internet…if it exists, there is porn of it. Calvin and Hobbes? Yep! Woody Woodpecker? You betcha! Wayne’s Wor...