Keith Heltsley
That Sounds Funny
Three blind siblings telling it the way we see it.
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Keith Heltsley
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Jul 8, 2026
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Episodes
Holiday Moose. (63) 12.01.2022 1:41:20
As we start off, Terry opens with a story about trouble with his mobile devices. Jill has an unusual experience with soap. Since Keith doesn’t have much to say, we turn to interrogating our guest host, Chris the wild moose. He does us a favor and reads our holidays for the week. Get ready for a couple alcohol related days, there are some fun food celebrations and celebrating famous people. There’s...
Interrogating Isaac. (62) 05.01.2022 1:22:16
We have a special guest in the studio today. The voice of the podcast, Isaac, agrees to help out and to be interviewed by the hosts. He shares a little about his Christmas holiday, then Terry talks about frustrations with the phone company. Jill has a granddaughter who forgets she has fingers, and Keith has been having audio trouble with his computer. Our segments are a little out of order, but we...
Snapping Turtle. (61) 29.12.2021 1:25:30
Jill and Keith talk about their holidays with family and friends. Lots of fun with kid’s presents and feasting. Meanwhile, Terry has been getting the worst from covid and still has a few days left before his quarantine is over. Don’t worry, we all stayed socially distanced and no hosts were harmed in the production of this episode. Holidays are a little sparce this week. Along with some food...
A Merry Covid Christmas. (60) 22.12.2021 1:28:15
Jill doesn’t have much to open with, but Keith has a mystery to reveal, and Terry ain’t getting nothing for Christmas… except Covid. Yea vaccines! Holidays this week start to look a lot more like Christmas. There are plenty of food days along with the unusual and traditional ones. While Terry keeps us updated with deer and bears in the news, Jill has her own Christmas-related stories. Keith dishes...
Christmas Party. (59) 15.12.2021 1:29:47
We open with some Christmas happenings, then turn to this week’s holidays. There are a few odd ones, plenty of fun food days and things to roll into the Christmas spirit. News of the week features bears, dumb thieves, accidents and more. Keith wraps up his gift giving ideas. Jill’s words of the week get a holiday makeover, which gives Terry and Keith a chance to guess her Christmas Carol titles. T...
Deer Are People Too. (58) 08.12.2021 1:34:00
Terry opens with a report on his birthday, and a grandkid who age him by 27 years. Keith doesn’t have much going on, but Jill talks about Christmas partying with church ladies. Holidays this week give tribute to historic events, religious days, animals, food, and other interesting things. Our news features plenty of deer trying to get in some shopping, Christmas decorating, church services and gen...
Christmas No Butts About It 57 01.12.2021 1:38:46
As we get started, everyone seems to have a head cold. Learn some family stories about having babies, a bathroom accident and more. Holidays this week include giving to Charities, a personal birthday of one of your hosts, Saint days, yummy food and others. Moving onto news of the week, we feature deer on the loose at a school. The latest crisis in maple syrup is revealed. Robotic deliveries are th...
Thankful blind hosts. (56) 24.11.2021 1:09:00
Opening topics today include travel, and visiting relatives. Terry discovers something new in his work restroom. Then we turn our attention to holidays of the week. As you can imagine the focus is on Thanksgiving, with a few other fun food facts sprinkled in. Enjoy the week of feasting and drinking with your favorite friends and family. After a weekend trip, we’re recording a little late this week...
Deer in Training. (55) 17.11.2021 1:24:55
Opening stories include a recent hospital stay with Terry and a welcome to new listeners. Keith makes fun of a sensitive commercial, and Jill tells about an unusual napkin. Moving on to holidays, there is plenty to celebrate. Days for children. Manly days. Yummy food days. There are even some personal milestones to mention. In the news this week we feature bears, deer on the move, a world record p...
This Episode Smells. (54) 10.11.2021 1:25:37
This week’s updates include construction projects, thumb-sucking babies and the ever-changing chaos of kids holidays include freedom. Chaos, gaming, Marines in particular, and veterans in general. Other days remember Sesame street, happy hour, pizza, musicians, odd socks, nurses, and more. In the news this week we still have some leftover Halloween stories. A pair of sisters have an explosive hobb...
Leftover Treats. (53) 04.11.2021 1:29:47
There’s plenty of weird kid stories to get us started. Just what is a regular nut? Not to mention an anesthetic that has the side effect of putting a person to sleep. Holidays this week include lots of health awareness, a day for the homemaker, Hindu Christmas, a few food celebrations, and even a day for redheads. We have a Halloween-related leftover in the news with a world record pumpkin. A dumb...
One Year! It’s a Wrap! (52) 27.10.2021 1:24:01
We open up with a bathroom mix-up, an old toilet, and an ancient ghost drawing. Terry shares about some recent TV shows he has been binging. Holidays include a bunch of hard-to-pronounce days, some fun candy days, cats, Halloween, a ton of month-long days for November, and more. In the news, a bear trashes a teenager’s room, more than 90 rattlesnakes invade a house, and a mummified Twinkie is no f...
Halloween Workout. (51) 20.10.2021 1:22:07
Keith starts us out with a story of a vampire toe-biter, and Jill follows up with a daughter who is scared of a trick-or-treating witch. While kids’ booty bumps a door, Terry comes back to talk about a jolting movie he has been watching. Holidays this week include drugs, chefs, going back to the future, apples, pets, reptiles, bologna, greasy food, and of course pumpkins. Before we read the news,...
Spooky. (50) 12.10.2021 1:01:14
Keith shares about an upcoming VA doctor appointment, and a podcast recommendation, Blind Abilities. Terry welcomes new listeners. A birthday sneeze scares Jill’s granddaughter. We make plans for some spooky, Halloween fun coming up for the next few episodes. Holidays include days for skeptics, medical professionals, reminders for various self-care, lots of food days, pets, relationships, and more...
Battling Retrobots. (49) 06.10.2021 1:07:22
We get started in the usual way with family stories. Birthdays, jealous kids in lots of cakes and treat terry has another scary story for Halloween. There are plenty of fun holidays ranging from the fun to the obscure, and Keith shares them after a false start. We almost make it through the news, when things began to go wrong. A Space battle means the Retrobots save the day, but battle damage mean...
Angry Pheasant. (48) 29.09.2021 1:33:58
Terry starts us off with a spooky story, and Jill tells about her weekend. Holidays this week include some fun food days and celebrating relationships. The Retrobots chime in with some details on Hug a Kevin day. A listener shares a story about a redneck co-worker and roadkill that wasn’t dead yet. In the news, we feature a rhino on the loose, a monkey on someone’s back, and potty-trained cows. Ji...
Lucky Day. (47) 22.09.2021 1:27:57
Enjoy learning about a Pokémon fight, and the trouble with swing sets. Some kids are never satisfied. Jill tells about her grandkids making her feel old. We turn to the holidays of the week. Celebrate some autumn festivals and the first day of Fall. There’s also a special day for Hobbits, elephants, white chocolate, redheads, dogs in politics, German sandwiches, punctuation, daughters, breakfast,...
Retrobot Rescue. (46) 15.09.2021 1:52:52
Keith leads off with an offensive story and a kid who likes to punch flour bags. Jill embarrasses her daughter with a pair of pantyhose, and Terry has plumbing problems. He also uses the bible to help with his central air system. Learn a little about burning CDs and ugly tomatoes. There’s lots of fun, food, and weird holidays this week. Be independent and enjoy chocolate, guacamole, and cheese whi...
Mighty Sea Mammals. (45) 08.09.2021 1:32:47
Our opening is a little rough, which turns out to warn of more technical glitches to come. Terry leads off with a P.S.A. and a word on newsworthy happenings. Jill tells about her emergency zoom call just before recording today. Keith can’t recall his opening story, so shares a clip or two from a Christmas show he recently heard from the world of old time radio. Holidays of the week feature art, te...
Unruly Animals. (44) 01.09.2021 1:28:38
Get caught up with the hosts. Jill tells about watching old movies, Keith has a domestic terrorist in the house, and Terry talks about a drug addiction. There’s also a matter of a new baby named for an airplane. Holidays are abundant as we shift from one month to another. Celebrate food, laziness, religion, birthdays, and more. News of the week includes alligators on the loose, snakes going shoppi...
Mystery Shark. (43) 25.08.2021 1:28:22
Terry remarks on our approaching milestone in podcasting. We’re sneaking up on a full year of episodes. Keith shares a helpful word from a concerned listener, and Jill is having trouble with her head. Is it more than just a bad hair day? Holidays this week feature dogs, lots of food, planets, clothes, and more. News features alligators, lottery winners, military weapons collectors, and deer in dis...
Alligator Revenge. (42) 18.08.2021 1:27:53
New stuff is happening with Terry’s pool, and Jill tells about a messy start to a play she went to over the weekend. Keith presents the holidays for the week, including some special days for cats, and even mosquitos. If anyone knows what a Cuban sandwich is, please drop us a line and let us know. News of the week includes bears in a grocery store, a bowling ball burial ground, alligators try...
Socially Blind. (41) 11.08.2021 1:27:13
This past weekend was an end of a 100-year era of a #social club for the #blind, and we share some high points of the event we all attended. From the registration and business to winning at #bingo and cool #auction items it was a full day of fun, food, and hanging out with friends. After the lengthy details of food and farting in an elevator, we get to the #holidays of the week. Time to gear up fo...
Skinny Dipping Alligator. (40) 03.08.2021 1:36:19
We get the fun started with cats, fart stories and stealth farting in Wal-Mart. Holidays of the week feature cats, dogs, some yummy food days and a few famous birthdays. The news spotlights cousins in the military, an unusual tea party, gemstone discovery, official cheese, world records, and men on jet packs. Just watch out for skinny dippers in your pool. The stranger may not be who, or what you...
Communicating. (39) 28.07.2021 1:13:55
Jill is #camping, and she may be getting an unexpected car according to the auto mechanic. Terry introduces us to proper techniques of pooping in the woods. Keith has air conditioning limitations. After the introductory fun, we share some #holidays for the week. If some sound redundant, you may be correct. There’s ice cream, #alcohol, #friendship, and #relationships to celebrate. In the news, we f...
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