That Show F*cked Me Up!

Stevie Nicks?! Yes! The real Stevie Nicks! I didn't know AHS had Stevie Nicks money, or maybe she donated her services as the White Witch. Nonetheless, we stan! What happens in this episode? Oh well: discovering betrayal, spells with mice, daughter depreciation, murder, and attempted murder. LITERALLY, the usual. Have a blast! Or a blitz attack, whichever you prefer.

In this episode, we get to see a body without its head and a head without its body. Both experiences were very unpleasant. Also, sight is restored to the girlypop/Fiona's greatest disappointment: Cordelia. However, the only way to bring her vision back was by shutting the eyes of two other individuals- Forever. So pretty normal episode for AHS, if I am being honest.

In this episode, the coven does a sacred ritual to induce a self-killing. Does it work? Well, give it a listen to find out!

In this episode, the dead reunite and they have intercourse? Also, a used-to-be-ghost bags the baddest Supreme in town? Basically, this episode has a lot of sex and a couple of revelations. Oh, and one death! Epic!

The Axeman came to the witch house, saw, and left. How long did all that take? You will have to listen to the episode to find out! I also talk about the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef? I had no idea I felt so much passion towards that topic... Who knew?!

I still don't think it makes sense for the witch laws to include burning at the stake as one of their penalties... Like how are you going to choose the same method of death that the Puritans persecuted you with? Self hatred much? Yikes! Hope you enjoy!

The Council is in town and they don't care about Queenie's assault or about Cordelia going to visit Marie Laveau, the Voodoo Queen. They care that the pretty, white, rich witch is missing. Where is Madison?! We know, but some of the witches don't. Will they find out this episode, who knows? Stay tuned.

Getting old? Sucks. Feeling like you're getting replaced by someone younger, and prettier, and snobbier than you? Awful. All good things gotta come to an end. Good thing that the only replacement Fiona needed was a new rug. What happened to the old one? Don't ask.

Zoe and Madison are living every teenage girl's dream by creating the perfect man. We all played those computer games that let you create your avatar and that is basically what they are doing. We gotta stan. Hope you enjoy episode 2 of Coven! Stay witchy!

THE WITCHES ARE BACK, BABY! And the bitchcraft has now commenced, sisters. This season is full of spells, coven rivalries, witty remarks, and a whole bunch of burning at the stake! My favorite. After the witches left Salem, they made their way to New Orleans, and the witches love a good NOLA party, and so do I!

In this wrap-up episode, I rank the Usher children from HORRIBLE to DECENT, I share why I think most of them were sexual deviants, I discuss Egyptian lore throughout the show, and I touch upon Usher (the singer/dancer), and making deals with the Devil. Just a silly little episode. Hosted by the silliest of girls. <3

The Raven is back to claim what is rightfully hers: the Usher bloodline. Please make sure you know what the word "bloodline" entails next time you seal a deal with a nice cognac. Enjoy the final episode of the show! Come back next week for the wrap-up episode.

Who would have thought that a pendulum might cause someone's death? Not me, but I'm glad for it. Good riddance, dentist...

It's finally here! The Goldbug launch and Tammy- Well, Tammy hasn't slept in I don't know how long... But she'll be getting that eternal sleep soon. Very soon. Until then, I hope you have a good time giving this episode a listen!

Victorine has lost her marbles! Even more than before! The 4th and final bastard baby has gone home to meet her maker: the Devil! She's in hell, but I bet she still hear that heart thumping under the wooden floors.

Disclaimer: One of the audio clips that I recorded for this episode has horrible feedback. Oops. Sorry, f*cked-up fam! I promise I will do better. I honestly think I forgot to plug in my mic... But we are going to make this work! If you own a black cat with a missing eye, I recommend that you stay as far away from this episode as possible. I don't want to traumatize another individual. For tho...

This Morgue is BANANAS B A N A N A S! In this episode, the chimps fight back for their rights, which leads to another Usher casualty. Thank God the chimps are more likeable than the Usher's! Hope y'all have a ball!

TRIGGER WARNING! This episode gets a little steamy- Both literally and metaphorically. Oh, and I've got a spoiler for you: Midnight Orgy Malfunction. That's it. Please don't say I didn't warn you. You might need therapy after this. Just a heads up!

AND WE'RE BACK, BABY! Season 12! Woot woot! This season we are going back to basics: a Mike Flanagan show- Of course! What's better than that?! Oh, let me tell you: a show where Mike Flanagan puts his on spin on Edgar Allan Poe (THE GOAT) classics! I am so excited to cover this show! Hope you are as excited to listen to me rant about this show that f*cked me up (in a good way). We're i...

We have made it to the end of Season 11, b*tches. Pass over the skins so we can roll ourselves a cigarette to destress after this very stressful (but delightful) first season of the 1st gen. We talk about the impact that this show had when it first came out back in 2007, and the impact it continues to have 17 years later. We also have a very SPECIAL GUEST come on and we talk about how Skins shaped...

It's Anwar's birthday, b!tches! There will be disco music, amazing food, a fight, and some resolution on a very important friendship. Also, Sid's wearing that ugly ass sweater again (it's probably dirty too) and Cassie is making her last grand escape. Lastly, there is a parallel to an infamous Mean Girls scene and it is SO FETCH (Regina George does not think so... LOL). See you all...

My girl Effy might not be a talker, but she is f*cking insane! Also, that is a compliment. She is crazy and she is free just like Mother Lana del Rey. This episode has drugs, drugs, and more drugs. Good thing their top notch pharmaceuticals. Also, there is a plot twist like no other. It's so unexpected, it made my stomach turn. Pure evil I tell you.

Sweet Michelle and her broken heart! We see her go through all the stages of grief after ending her relationship with Tony and we also see her grief her short-lived flame with Josh. This episode also shows us how cold one can get after being hurt so many times. Don't be like Tony! Be self-aware of your mistakes and maybe- Just maybe, you won't lose out on a girl like Michelle.

I did a lot of Googling this episode (Google is ROYALTY) to discover about what is considered haram versus what isn't and let me tell you- I am intrigued! I also Googled about the different ages of consent and I had a hard time processing that information. Also, reminder not to visit Russia when an idiot school teacher is planning the field trip. Believe me. It will not turn out pretty.

Sid, Sid, Sid... Stop being Tony's b!tch and get your sh!t together. Also, stop having a SpongeBob moment and write that extra credit paper- Your whole future depends on it. This episode had everything you need and want in an episode, and if I had to learn a lesson it would be to NEVER- NEVER EVER give cheek to a girl gang. Enjoy!