Donna Kay Miether

Thank God you're not my child..!

Comedy EN ↓ 126 episodes

Heyhey Welcome to THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD..! Where I talk about WHATEVER I WANT.... The means, WHAT THE FUCK has happened to people these days.? Respect no longer is popular.... So LET'S CHAT....

Author

Donna Kay Miether

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

May 13, 2026

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Episodes

"I will pray for you..!" BUT DID YOU..? 05.11.2025

While exploring TikTok, I came across an intriguing post about Atheist Dyeing Words, which was quite thought-provoking. It led me to contemplate how I can center God in my life. I've started with prayer, which is my current focus, and I am praying constantly, considering the how, why, and when. Let us GET THIS GOING>>>> PRAY PRAY PRAY Thank you to everyone who sends emails; they tr...

YOU are making your kids into little picky booty heads... #isaidwhatisaid 29.10.2025

To all daycare providers, parents, and indeed all individuals: Let's stop creating overly selective eaters. I stand by this statement. With over 30 years of experience in childcare, I can confidently say that children need to understand the concept of a diverse diet. Allowing children to consume only 5-6 food items is a failure on our part as parents. As a daycare provider, I often faced chall...

Driving Mr. Clift … Crazy Stories from the road... (I am a GOOD DRIVER..!) 22.10.2025

Driving Mr. Clift has become a passion of mine. I never considered myself a skilled driver, but I have come to realize that I am. There were several personal challenges I had to overcome to fully appreciate this experience. These challenges were so deeply ingrained in my self-perception that I had to introspect and make significant changes. Stories from the road: We recently experienced an acciden...

Child Care Ratios are needed.. Crazy ways you can be out of ratio... #isaidwhatisais 15.10.2025

Having a home child care business can be a real struggle. Why make things harder on yourself? Why do we have Child/Teacher ratios? Do you understand why? There are things we can do as child care providers that can technically put yo out of ratio.. BE SMART and get your head out of your butt... These little gifts from God you are taking care of are NOT YOURS... They are worth more than being LIVE o...

800,000 Water Beads.. Lord Have Mercy..! 08.10.2025

Let's talk about all the fun we had during daycare with Queen of crazy house... From over 800,000 water beads to Shaving cream MESSY FRIDAYs... Parenting fail " My kid would NEVER do that..!' Most common thing a daycare parent will say.. Because Their child is PERFECT.... " Hello mother Mary, I guess..?" Thank you for all the emails.. The stories are crazy and fun all at the...

Take that STAND.... !!! Read and LISTEN...! Then DO...!! 30.09.2025

Wow, to say that the world has changed is an understatement. It's a must-do: stand for God, no questions asked. The ways God has changed my heart in the last five years have been nothing short of a miracle. I was once on a path of worldly destruction, but no more. Listening needs to be the strongest thing I do these days. Learning that just because I wanted something doesn't mean that want is from...

Everyone is WELCOME = ONLY IF...! 24.09.2025

The last two weeks have been a horrible display of human unkindness. I felt so much pain from the hurt inflicted by my friends. Praying has been my only solace, seriously. I never thought I would be ostracized because of my faith. Maybe I didn't do enough... Maybe I didn't show God's love enough...? When God wants you to move on, it will happen one way or another. I'm so happy I wa...

Crazy ass teenagers, hold on was that ME..?? 17.09.2025

Crazy Ass teenagers... Always getting in trouble.. Could it be just NORMAL , head up the ass teen..?, Funny stories and WTF moments from the past.. What are young kids thinking of these days? Way more than I was when I was little... From consequences of WHAT to Ok... Just Life.. Thank you for all the emails Retirement has been hard yet reading your emails makes my days better... Email : thankgodyo...

Lessons from my LITTLE STALERS and WTF Moments.. ! 10.09.2025

A few stories from my Crazyhouse .. The kids taught me over the years just as much as I taught them.. Some WTF moments mostly with THE Parents of course.. Parents are more of problems than the kids MOST the time.. You know I am right..! Wonderful Sweet stories also.. Daycare can not always be horrible, we would not keep doing it.. Thank you for all the mesages about my Son. He is doing as good as...

My Daycare was for my LITTLE STALKERS... (maybe I played Also) 03.09.2025

When a child walks into your childcare that child should BE SO IMPRESSED they want to STAY... I started from nothing, and getting to where I retired was a lot of learning. From way to many toys to the wrong ones.. Lessons that I have learned over 30 years in child care... The Crazy House was THE PLACE. How do you think of child care..? Once again Thanks for all the emails and DM's Always Follo...

Traveling Alone is SWEET.... Seriously Hard IT WAS 27.08.2025

Traveling alone has always been one of my NO NO . Learning that doing things alone helps make me a stronger person.. So DO IT ..... Flying alone was one of my last things to do alone. I thought I was going to die, yet I was able to keep it, as in ME under control.. Long waiting lines... Hurry up and WAIT moments... Lots of Crazy Funny moments.. So listen then GO DO.... Let me know how it goes.. Th...

I think I lost my GOAL in LIFE...!?! Laziness INCOMING... 13.08.2025

I can I find a New Goal in life.. Retirement problems.. Thinking of how we we look at laziness as a bad thing, IT IS... ' We should be teaching Self Care from a young age.. This episode I go all over the page with LAZINESS problems.. Enjoy Thank you for all the emails.. It helps to keep me busy... lol SO EMAIL ME at : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com Follow socials : Thank God you'...

Cute little asshole with $200 backpack.. DON"T BE THAT PARENT.. 06.08.2025

I do think parents these days are trying to buy their child popularity.. Or maybe if their child looks like they have MONEY people with like them more.. How about teaching your child to make good choices.. How to shop, and what is a NEED and a WANT.. So much money just to LOOK like you have it all together.. Get a life.. Life get hard sometimes. We much keep our eyes on the positive.. Thank you fo...

Little Human Assholes ( still love them) 30.07.2025

listener stories... I tell the stories of 3 families that have cute little asshole kids... Yes, it is ok to call your kid that.... Maybe not to their face, until they are teenagers.. lol Fun stories I am sure you have similar stories, .. YOU DO … WE ALL DO... Email me at : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com and thankgodyournotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com Yes you UNDERTAND... I LOVE MY HUMAN ASSH...

Alphabet in the DIRT..... OH MY .. That school list... 23.07.2025

Oh my the school list sure have become crazy.. I have words for this... Your child learning is the most important thing.. If your child has a $200 backpack but can not read..? You need to #bebetter Take your child to the freaking library or outside with the dirt... They can write ANYTHING in the DIRT... Asking your child's teacher WHY..? Is ok.. Can not believe it is almost August already. MY...

Set the PHONE down and back away... #doit 15.07.2025

NO MORE PHONES in the class room, about time.. Kids are not the problem Parents are. Prove me wrong.. Some parents and adults' can not work without their phones.. See what I an thinking..? I am always shocked at the amount of teachers that are always on their phones. This is WRONG those are not your children that you are taking care of... GET OVER YOURSHELF .. Thank you for all the emails.. Li...

Can you truly forgive yourself..? #GODFIRST 02.07.2025

I was told a person can not forgive themselves that only GOD CAN. WTF I so disagree with this statement... God first of course but then it is UP TO YOU... Look in the mirror, REALLY LOOK … All the shit in my life all comes back to me.. I do not play them blame game.. I am 100% in charge of my actions... So Yes YOU CAN and I AM SO FUCKING SORRY if I aver hurt you... I CAN SUCK... Cold hearted somet...

The 3 S's = Scissors, Sharpies, and Shits.. #parentfails #3S's of parenting 25.06.2025

If we just admit it we have all as parents failed at some time.. We need to learn to just agree we have been fuck ups sometimes... I see parent fails all the time.. lol Just listen to the shit i found.. Also some of my own parent fails.. Thank you for all the emails. The SUNFLOWERS are getting so big.. iykyk Check out my socials for that fun stuff.. Follow all socials = Thank god you're not my...

Don't let MOLD start Growing... ! 17.06.2025

Have you ever been in a RUTT with nothing to do? I understand. #ihaveneverdoneitthatway will kill us.. Starting NEW THings... Hard as Fuck yet Wonderful.. How to STAY OUT even when it is hard... Thank you for all the emailes ans messages. This body is on point... lol Follow all Socials : Thank God you're not my Child..! I do have stickers going out today... TY

Daycare ** We are part of THE VILLAGE... 09.06.2025

You will never believe what happen to Me while #drivingmrclift.. Crazy Lady Daycare is and needs to be part of THE VILLAGE, we should work together . this doesn't always happen... What and When should you do things to make life easier... Find your VILLAGE Home Daycare isn't for the faint of heart... A WHOLE NOTHER CAN OF WORMS... Thank you for all the followers it has been so fun getting to know y...

Just Be YOU, Do YOU, and the Doo Doo on the LOW LOW..! 06.06.2025

These 2 new Knees... Holy Pooooooo Thank you for all the emails and gifts. the last 2 months has been Horrible yet Wonderful.. In this episode may be short yet Figring out additions can be ruff ... We all have issues . Figure your own shit... I think I have figured mine out... REALLY.... !!! #DOIT #LFG Stickers are going out today.. Woooohooooo emil.... thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com Fol...

I was a New CLUELESS parent... WHO THE HELL KNEW how to be a parent? 12.03.2025

I had a baby and was CLUELESS on what i was doing. The WTF moment when I start seeing the trend of cutting your parents off. Crazy Talk Like I knew what I was doing I was lucky to keep my kids alive.... Sweet Stories ... Come listen... Tank you to all that have reached out. The Knee is so great that I am getting another new knee... If you finish this and notice I did not Say BYE BYE " Until N...

Cancel the EVIL.... JUST STOP 08.03.2025

Why are people thinking that following a baby killer is a good thing.. (possible making her money) This human and I say human lightly, she doesn't deserve any more.. I am so shocked about how some young moms are giving her the time. Look at your baby in the eyes and tell them why you support a human that would kill her baby.. DO IT... ON TOOOO retirement is hard.... I know I can not believe I...

THE CHIEFS JERSERY * Facing the UNTHINKABLE 26.02.2025

The most wonderful yet horrible cruise story. when having a great time turns into a NIGHTMARE .. THE SOTRY of our Mr. Bill.. Trigger warning.... Mr. Bill goes to heaven in this episode.. Very emotional time in my friends and family's life. Thank you for all the emails . It is crazy how you guys keep showing up. Still mailing stickers out... email address... lol really... Follow all socials Tha...

" Eric, Don't touch that bee..!" and other cute stories... 13.02.2025

Stories from Daycare years gone by.... Cute to WTF... Thank you for all the new followers it has been sweet hetting to some new peeps... email your story or question to thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com Follow All socails Thank God you're not my Child..!

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