Texas Law Dawgs

Texas Law Dawgs Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 91 episodes

Welcome to the wild world of Texas Policing! Real stories told by real officers from the streets! Anything from the police academy to retirement and everything in between! Let us help you understand why we are the way we are! 

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Texas Law Dawgs

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Comedy

Latest episode

Apr 27, 2025

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Episodes

S2 Ep 7 Brushes, Plugs, and Squeezes on that TAC Guy 31.07.2022

Send a text LAW DAWGS!!!!!    All about that TAC!  Lots of years of experience here! Did you like starting in the rear? We did...........I guess.  We discuss all the cool positions on TAC and how its changed over the years.  From Rabbit to Free Flow CQB and always  looking for work! Ask your self....are you doing it enough with the same guys? From cool guns like the 9mm SMG, FN P90, to the Colt Co...

S2 Ep 6 Active Shooter, The Customer is Always Rite, and "Deep in the Heart of TEXAS" 24.07.2022

Send a text TEXAS LAW DAWGS!!!  So lets talk about it.....Uvalde.  Is anyone ever really ready? We train and train and hope we would do the rite thing! Did they?  Would love to know the whole story.  All speculation and no intentional Monday morning quarterbacking! Its a tragic situation that occurred and we need to learn from this!  We all have active shooter training  and its been a hot topic fo...

S2 Ep 5 Being an FTO, Calling in the chopper for a Class C, and Eyes off the FUPA! 17.07.2022

Send a text TEXAS LAW DAWGS!  Have you ever been a field training officer? Do you want to be a field training offer? Think again! The good and bad of being an FTO.  From no handed back flips to making the rookie get out and touch the STOP sign! Listen as we call the helicopter for a Class C warrant and how stealthy is your FUPA?  Find out who wears daisy dukes......its Hollywood.

S2 Ep 4 Poked, Prodded, and Finger Popped! Story Time Ferda 10.07.2022

Send a text Texas Law Dawgs!!  Its health fair day! An  EKG leads to some stretching of the boys.  Find out how easy it is to get paid to receive and  turning  your head to cough has never felt so good!   Listen as we shed some light on recovering social pleasure workers and  find out what female body part stinks more than a dead body!   

S2 Ep 3 The Dope Show and the President of Pakistan 03.07.2022

Send a text Happy 4th of July to all! This week we present to you The Dope Show and the President of Pakistan!   Find out how not to haul 119 kilos of powder, hit a load of 70lbs of meth, and "I think that airplane is following me."  Cross a tarmac with no cover to chase a blacked out plane like mo-ron and see who the cartel kills on this weeks episode.  

S2 Ep 2 "I Need a Job!" an Undercover Story 26.06.2022

Send a text Probably the best undercover story ever! Season 2 continues! Listen as we all  go undercover! One a little deeper…..  Do you have cloths that make you look younger? We do! See how easy it really is to get that low key sex act under the bleachers while the police leave you hanging.   You do you boo boo! 

S2 Ep 1 CID WONT LET ME BE! Nipple-ectomy and The Bleeding Taint of Criminality 19.06.2022

Send a text Welcome to Season 2! Live from the Bunker! Listen to the guys talk about CID, man scaping- not so much, getting a nipple shot off, Debbie DVDs, and how many times to call your detective to check on your case! Mankini car wash planning in progress! LAW DAWGS!

Season 2 Promo Yo!! 13.06.2022

Send a text TEXAS LAW DAWGS!!!! Season 2 kicks off next week! We have so much stuff coming your way.  We talk about what its like being on SWAT, how to train your rookie, how to find 119 kilos, how to talk to witches, how to get a free physical, that may or may not have gone too far, what its like retiring after 35 years, and how to get a low key sex act under the bleachers! Soooo much more than t...

Episode 8 The Change, Being Soooo Sleepy, and Turning it Off 10.04.2022

Send a text LAW DAWGS!!!!!   Final Episode of the season! We talk about how no one actually sleeps, mowing the yard with a gun, who actually stops a bad guy with a gun! Things get real dark, then light, then downright  crazy.  The ago old question is answered.......you never know what you'll hear on a jail house call! Stand by....it's worth it!  

Episode 7 First 5 Years, Getting Stabbed by a Toddler, and a Gaggle of Idiots 03.04.2022

Send a text TEXAS LAW DAWGS!!!!!  Ever been stabbed? We have! Well at least one of us has.  Join us as we relive some great times during our first 5 years as police.  Take advise on not touching piss filled toilet paper and learn what does not go in a shoe box!   Giggity Giggity, Giggity Goo.  Stick Around.

Episode 6 SWAT School, Cherry Limeades, and Dark Turns 27.03.2022

Send a text TEXAS LAW DAWGS!!!! We're back for an awesome episode about a hellish week that was SWAT school.  One of us takes an 870 to face, one gets extra running in, while the other suffers from crotchis funkinitis! Find out who on this episode of your new favorite police podcast! Pitter Patter Lets Get At Er!

Episode 5 Cut Loose, Blown Knee Caps, Waxing On, and Waxing Off 21.03.2022

Send a text TEXAS LAW DAWGS!!!!  Episode 5! Cut Loose, Blown Knee Caps, Waxing On, and Waxing Off!  After FTO, if you can make it, you enter into the world of being cut loose! First calls on your own, 2pm to 10pm shift, being 10 reports down, foot pursuits, and all the craziness that comes from afternoon shift!!!  Its a crazy feeling to make it though the hiring process, academy, and field trainin...

Episode 4 Being in FTO, Foot-Per-Chases, and Thick Shots 14.03.2022

Send a text Episode 4 all about that FTO (field training officer)  experience!  Here stories about when we were trying to not get fired and navigate our way.  All kind of cool things from block parties, pursuits, foot chases, and trying to make our own decisions!  Texas Law Dawgs!!!

Episode 3 Ghetto Academy and Tenny Shoes 07.03.2022

Send a text Texas Law Dawgs!!!! We are back with some academy talk and stories! Pepper spray, tazers, and wedding shenanigans.....not all at the same time.   Find out how not to hold yourself hostage with a decorative sword and how officers take people to jail after loosing a foot race! 

Episode 2 Hiring Process and Double Tapping the Hole 28.02.2022

Send a text Second go round  with great stories about the hiring process for a police department! We also tell great stories about our academies and how awesome, or not awesome, they were! Most importantly, being able to let go of not being Top Gun in the academy.   

Episode 1 Intros Ferda Boys 27.02.2022

Send a text First episode of the Texas Law Dawgs Podcast!  Join Dray, Hollywood, and Stilly for some laughs and sit back and get to know the guys! We all are police in Texas and have worked together for years.  Developed strong bonds and a terrible  sense of humor.  Being law enforcement takes its toll and this is what's left! Weather you are a first responder or not this is the place for you...

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