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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SEASON 4 REVIEW Season 3 of What We Do In The Shadows ended with each of our favorite vampire roommates leaving home to embark on their own voyages of self discovery. Except for Colin Robinson. Who died. Again. Sort of? Season 4 wastes no time getting Staten Island’s wackiest […]

ALIENOID MOVIE REVIEW Do you want a movie about a cyborg alien guard and his robot sidekick assigned to monitoring and capturing extraterrestrial prisoners hiding here on Earth inside human brains? How about one that takes place in the 14th and 21st centuries with characters able to cross time and space in a souped up, […]

FUNNY PAGES MOVIE REVIEW Writer/Director Owen Kline brings the awkward dark and funny with his full length feature debut Funny Pages.  Daniel Zolghadri plays Robert, a high school cartoonist with the inspired style of Robert Crumb and the independent dreams of Bill Watterson.  After the tragic demise of a close inspirational friend.  Robert puts his […]

LIGHT & MAGIC SERIES REVIEW If you’ve seen a movie in the past 45 years, there’s a very, very good chance that you’ve seen the work of Industrial Light and Magic, the most important visual effects company that has ever existed. What started with a ragtag group of film loving nerds working on a weird sci-fantasy […]

MS.MARVEL SERIES REVIEW This seventh Disney Plus MCU series is based on one of Marvel’s newer comic hero success stories, the teenager Kamala Khan. A huge fan of the Avengers and more specifically, Captain Marvel, Kamala dreams of what seems to be the impossible, becoming a hero herself. But, as it turns out she’s got […]

STRANGER THINGS 4 SERIES REVIEW Eleven and her friends are back facing up against a new threat from the Upside Down but this time they are at a severe disadvantage. Eleven and her new family have moved to California (who wouldn’t leave Hawkins after everything) and she has lost her powers. Hopper is trapped in […]

BAYMAX! SERIES REVIEW Based off of 2014’s Big Hero 6, Baymax! is a new series streaming on Disney+. It stars, you guessed it, Baymax, a loveable robot with a penchant for helping others in need. The series is only 6 episodes long and strung together, will take about an hour to watch. It’s not a […]

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON MOVIE REVIEW From the studio that brought you Uncut Gems, Midsommar, and The Northman comes… a kid’s movie? Well, sort of. Based on the 2010 short by Dean Fleischer-Camp and Jenny Slate, Marcel the Shell with Shoes On is a live action/stop-motion mockumentary about Marcel (voiced by Slate) a […]

THE JANES MOVIE REVIEW It was a time when women of the United States were treated like second class citizens and legislature was being discussed to criminalize their very own bodies. I’m sorry, let me be a bit more specific. Prior to the Supreme Court decriminalization of abortion in 1973, a group of women called […]

JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION MOVIE REVIEW Our fascination with dinosaurs will never go away. We accept the questionable science in the original Jurassic Park to recreate the dinos, because as much as we are repeatedly told and know deep inside what a horrible idea it would be to bring them back….we kinda totally want to anyway. […]

UNHUMAN MOVIE REVIEW Blumhouse has created a brand known mainly for producing horror films, and their degree of quality goes from Paranormal Activity to Get Out to The Invisible Man. And then, they have their more, shall we call them, “Asylum Level” features. And Rae, Tessa, Marcos, and TC signed up for Unhuman hoping for something […]

CRIMES OF THE FUTURE MOVIE REVIEW Director/writer David Cronenberg returns to the Body Horror genre he pretty much created with Crimes of the Future, the first such film in the genre by him since 1999’s Existenz. And you better strap in because it’s gonna be a wild and disturbing ride. Viggo Mortensen plays Saul Tenser, […]

LOVE, DEATH, & ROBOTS SEASON 3 REVIEW LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS. Not just a catch phrase I want to cross-stitch and frame in my kitchen. No, I am talking about the third season of the Sci-Fi, animated anthology series created by Tim Miller now streaming on Netflix. Join Jena, Tessa, Marco and Wright as they […]

CHOOSE OR DIE MOVIE REVIEW Directed by Toby Meakins and starring Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Eddie Marsan, and Robert Englund, this new horror film Choose Or Die is named after a phrase given to unwitting gamers, who try to play the 80’s game, CURS>R. The game (implied by its own title) basically curses the player […]

SEVERANCE SERIES REVIEW In a world where your time off the clock and your time at work are literally separated, we have Severance. Showrunner Ben Stiller, yes that Ben Stiller, leads Adam Scott’s character Mark through a labyrinth of winding white hallways built by an unscrupulous corporation whose aim is certainly not employee satisfaction. Join […]

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH SERIES REVIEW The Screener Squad is setting out on the open seas with the new comedy/drama Our Flag Means Death. Stede Bonnet has left his family behind to become a pirate, but not just any kind of pirate. He wants to become the first “gentleman pirate.” From paying his crew a […]