Ten Pence Arcade Podcast V2.0

Here in Ten Pence Land it’s a strange old world of travel stipends, best-man forgiveness, experimenting with edibles, Grand Theft Auto BC, and standing on your own two wings. Not to mention my two lovely co-hosts from the world-famous Pie Factory Podcast; Seany C & Jimmy G. They’re not strange, by the way, I am. (SH)

(SH) Vic is still AWOL, busy playing games and fixing stuff right up, so standing in for him is our good friend Sull from the Pixel Hunt Podcast. Sull can talk almost as much rubbish as me, so it’s gonna be a good ‘un!

(SH) Victor is off this month watering his new plants in Glasgow, so I’m joined by a guest. Who you may ask? It’s only Paul Driscoll, AKA The Drisk, that’s who. Paul’s encyclopedic knowledge of gaming has put him in good stead to found the University Of Reet Good Gaming in Central Birmingham. 1000s of students from all across Bartley Green have flocked to the university to listen to Mr. Drisk do s...

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE Hill men making horses with chalk and that. 473 Course meals. Things that fire arrows – a blunderbus. Pink boob jam biscuits. Posh round rings. Massive foot on a motorbike. LEAFLET-OHS! Wiggly bum Tazzmania. Fridge lollies / orange flavour lettuces.

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Eels in a bag Titanium paper aeroplanes Shaun Loading an 8 bit computer with his gob Copy n Pasting Ninjas “There’s loads of fruits”

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE This podcast is full of cocoa bonkers. Toilet duck chocolate. Fridge podcast studio. Clampy Lamp MADNESS. People soup. Ear biscuits. Too slow – Turbos show. PIXEL IRRITANT

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Yellow belts and a nice crimplene high waisted pair of slacks. No crabs. GLOVE BOXES ARE A LIE!!!

Listen to old ‘Moon Hands’ and ‘The Blue Claw’ rabbit on about arcade games as well as biscuits and other guff…

Frenzy – A slanted take on Berzerk, perhaps?

Joust is a true oddity in arcade history. It’s a bit like Flappy Bird but not quite as good. “Line up against that wall, Holley” said the members of the Joust-Is-Ace Firing Squad Division

Matt's favourite game ;)

One of these games could've been the inspiration for Bomber Man. The other one could've been the inspiration for people vomiting on roller coasters.

A spin-off from the Raiden series.

Bizarre single screen cowboy game with added otters.

This month’s “features” – 1000 Family Circle Biscuit tins for a Centipede cabaret? Rubbish singing Double tap button B = custard cream Triple tap button B = hobnob The deep chasm of the custard cream diamond 8 Biscuit tray rule “You’re a tyre…” Subliminal coconut rings Bird’s Eye Fish Oblongs

This month’s “features” – Crime solving The Cheese Bandit The MANY Chris Smiths in the Chris Smith universe Car sandwich making Snoosh ‘Different’ cold Special wind Chopping Squares in Half Duped in to Salted Caramel Baked Bean Coffee Cake Mazes

This month’s “features” – Latency breakdowns. Looking into the void. Power supply & custard. Leapy platform games. Custard chips. Beautiful spanners. Power raisins. Mr & Mrs gas chamber. Postal elephants. Trevor Island local Disco hire. Diagonal nightmares.

This month’s “features” – ABS Pie Enclosure Peanut Butter & Cheese Sandwiches (correct ratio required) Eyebrow Bone Playing a GameBoy Advance from the top of your stairs with really long stilt hands Bespoke Pie Ovens Biscuit Dispensers Dips! 25p Each Biscuits Cheese Shovels DON’T LICK A ROBOT Make room for a flapjack Evil Megadrives Jesus was a Namco license Chicken Soup Car Morgue Angel Delig...

I LOVE THIS GAME! This month’s “features” – Crumbly Biscuits Birdy Craney Things Good Fingers Gutsav Klimt *Not a Turtle* Policemen turning up on massive bats Next month’s game – “Armed Police Massive Batrider” Cardboard = Really thin wood Darren Cat Karen Cat HATEBEAKBAT VTOL Hatebeaks

This month’s podcast is a – sweetcorn mystery, cheesey umbrella, talky wallet and a floaty fox. All wrapped up in a closey casey thing. And look out for next month’s special – REMODELLING A TURD PODCAST (TM) Ahem.

Removing monitor bezels with a bulldozer, an (un)welcome reprise from the ‘in secret’ Ten Pence Orchestra and Penguin politics in this month’s podcast.

Both of them have been to Scotland, Shaun has been wrangling wasps into a pen to extract Marmite from them. Make of that what you will…Oh, corned beef sandwiches.

LaH-ZayR-ee-aN, LaH-ZayR-ee-aN or LaH-ZayR-ee-aN – YOU decide. We learn you should never ram a theatre actor in a Pony hole, dance with a Damson in a field or eat plastic biscuit trays (unless you actually want the strength of a thousand bears…)

Bob Ross (aka Victor) and Womack and/or Womack (aka Shaun) take on zillions of baddie army dudes while trying not to slaughter hostages in a shooty shoot pew pew gun game. No Wolves were harmed during this recording.

Boing! Hop! Spring! Rotate! Argh!, RAT! F*&#K!