Horton Road Productions

Telehell

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This is "Telehell", Where We cover the worst, the dumbest, the most sin-worthy of TV moments from the past 7 decades. Then, we rate them on a scale based on Dante's 9 circles of Hell. Add dry wit and cheesy jokes to the mix, and you've got something that will last throughout eternity--we hope. We drop a new episode every Sunday Night (EST) Until then, thanks for coming and remember our Motto:"If It's Not in Telehell...It's Not worth a Damn!"

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Horton Road Productions

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Tv

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telehell.libsyn.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

EPISODE #121 - Baby Talk (Part 2) 27.11.2025

(UNOFFICIAL) SEASON 7 FINALE: I continue to look after the future spawns of evil as we also continue to look at a TV show Nobody Wanted to Continue...and yet it did...And don't worry, we keep the screaming babies to a Bare minimum here. We'll see you in 2026 in a New MONTHLY format (we'll explain at the end)! ALSO STARRING: Raye Pesner SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner K...

EPISODE #120 - The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980 TV Movie) 30.10.2025

TELEHELL-O-WEEN concludes with--what I may truly feel--is one of the Worst Literary Adaptations ever made for Television...surprsingly enough, it's NOT because young Jeff Goldblum is Ichabod Crane; thats the LEAST of this movie's problems. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex 3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper and (of course) our Patrons

EPISODE #119 - The New Addams Family (1998) 28.10.2025

TELEHELL-O-WEEN Continues; as we take a look at the Distant Canadian cousin of a creepy, kooky, mysterious and spooky family...one that should've been disowned & put up for adoption from the family. CORRECTION: One of our listeners reminded me that the ORIGINAL "Addams Family" actually aired on ABC instead of NBC...Have we mentioned this is part of doing 3 shows in a week, and I'm incredibly burnt...

EPISODE #118 - Struck by Lightning (1979) 26.10.2025

Welcome to TELEHELL-O-WEEN!! We will be presenting Three shows this week that each involve something Spooky...and we begin this week with an attempt to make Frankenstein funny, minus the aid of Mel Brooks. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex 3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper and (of course) our Patrons

OCTOBER 2025 UPDATE 20.10.2025

A Few Updates: 0:00 - An Update on my Friend's ALS Fund raiser 2:00 - A Fan Letter 5:18 - A VERY Longwinded answer to our Fan's Question 15:15 - A Preview of TELEHELL-O-WEEN We'll see you Next Week!

Baby Talk Pt. 1 - THE SOFTER VERSION 29.09.2025

SPECIAL RE-POST: It has come to our attention that some--if not MOST--of the episode we Just posted may be too annoying for fragile ears. So with that, we present an  ALTERNATE, SOFTER Version of the show in question--now with 78% Less Baby & Burping sounds. But don't worry, we're keeping the Original version up just in case there are those who don't mind the noise... Sorry about this.

EPISODE #117 - Baby Talk (1991) PART 1 28.09.2025

PART 1: It's bad enough that we have to deal with another TV series where a baby can "Talk" despite its age and lack of motor skills; it's even worse when I have to review it while tending to the needs of future evil souls. ALSO STARRING: Raye Pesner SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex 3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper ...and (of course) Our Patrons

Telehell's Hastily Assembled EMMYS Hot Take Show 15.09.2025

SPECIAL: I sacrifice a Good Night's Sleep to recap, rejoice and recoil over the events of the 77th Annual Emmy Awards....................Please don't wake me up for 2 weeks. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of course) Our Patrons

EPISODE #116 - In The Beginning (1978) 07.09.2025

We're Back from our Summer pause with something we've not yet done...talk about a show that actually Highlights our Opposition--And when that happens, we're gonna need some mandatory help from upstairs; as we take a look at another one of MacLean Stevenson's Post-MASH Misfires... ALSO STARRING: Joan Bishop Yarnel Mois SPECIAL THANKS to the Forgotten TV ( Forgotten. TV) Podcast & their Youtube chan...

What the HERE are we doing?!?! (Summer Status Update) 06.07.2025

You've been asking, we will tell you... 0:00 - Introduction 3:03 - So, Why are we pausing? 6:10 - When will we be back? 6:58 - Changes to our Patreon ( Click Here) 10:46 - A NEW Mini-show is coming... 14:13 - More Swag 19:02 - Our NEXT 8 Shows 31:06 - A Tease for our Next Telehell-A-Vision (If we hit 500 subs over there on our YT page) See you in September!

Remembering Lalo Schifrin 26.06.2025

One of the all time greatest TV music composers passed away on June 26th at age 93...Last season, we did an episode about the Life & the Work of Lalo Schifrin on our Patreon--as a tribute, we would like to present that show for you...

SPECIAL: My Radio Days 15.06.2025

SPECIAL: Long before there was ever a Telehell, I was (and still am) a Radio guy...and since my radio career is now officially old enough to drink, this would be a good time to do a little reflecting on the past in this series of vignettes while I do battle against a Ham Radio unit (Long story). Since this is a little longer than our usual shows, feel free to jump around where needed below: 04:40...

EPISODE #115 - The Jerry Lewis Show (1984 Talk Show) 18.05.2025

MIDSEASON FINALE: "The Bonfire of Vanity Projects" concludes with a simple warning; that just because you CAN do everything in the world of showbiz, doesn't mean that you SHOULD...and that includes hosting talk shows--maybe if this one aired in France, it would've stayed on for Decades. Telehell will return sometime later in the Summer...as always, we'll explain later...but until then, thank you f...

EPISODE 114 - The Michael Richards Show (2000) 27.04.2025

"The Bonfire of Vanity projects" continues with the single Worst thing Michael Richards has ever done in his career...........I will be taking NO Questions at this time. SPONSORED BY Dave's Archives RETROCirq: The Video Store Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (Of Course) Our Patrons

SPECIAL COMMENT: Remembering Wink Martindale 16.04.2025

A few words about The Last of the Great Emcees... Keep his legacy alive by visiting his Youtube Page at Wink Martindale Games

A Dramatic Reading of the Hammerman Theme Song 01.04.2025

By Special Request; some of you have wanted to hear the bit we did where a Shakesperian actor (played by Mike Davison) read the lyrics to the Hammerman Theme song...I've heard of worse ways to promote our upcoming  RIFF OF TWO EPISODES This Saturday, April 5th 2025 @ 8PM EASTERN on our Youtube Channel...So, here 'ya go.

EPISODE 113 - Hammerman (1991) 30.03.2025

STOP! Hammertime...Or should that be "Stop Hammertime from ever happening again!" Welcome to "The Bonfire of Vanity Projects"; our next 3 shows will be dealing with self-titled shows gone wrong, and this one features things that have to be seen to believed...if only there was a way to show you how bad the animation is...oh, wait... There is... (HAMMERMAN RIFF SPECIAL ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL 4/5/25...

EPISODE 112 - The Highwayman (1988) 09.03.2025

For our next Patreon episode request, Chris Michaud wanted us to take a trip into a dystopian world full of Super Powered Trucks, plotlines taken from other movies AND and Australian Battery salesmen...In other words, a Sink Hole along TV's vast highway. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RETROcirq Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of course) our Patrons

CHANGES 02.03.2025

New shows Whenever I feel like it (Doctor's Orders), But I will try to do one once every 2-4 weeks. We'll see 'ya next week for "The Highwayman"

EPISODE 111 - For Love or Money (1984 TV Movie) 15.02.2025

What price would you pay for Love? Well, we don't know much about that, but we do know that one of our Patrons ( Chris Michaud ) paid a pretty hefty price just to play a Game show host in this one, and you better believe he'll get his money's worth in this look at a 1984 TV Movie that asks just how far are you willing to go to make a buck. ALSO STARRING: Kiersten Davis Joseph Kent Darren Marlar Sc...

EPISODE 110 - The Brady Bunch in the White House (2002 TV Movie) 30.01.2025

They're Back.........Again..........and this time, they have Political Powers......Woe to the Union... SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RETROCirq Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper And (of course) our Patrons

EPISODE 109 - Who wants to Be Governor of California? (2003 Special) 28.01.2025

Dear 2003 TV Viewer, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice an hour of Prime time. But we think you're crazy for making us put on a Game Show about how crazy these gubernatorial candidates were. You see them as you want to see them… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of them is an ex-sitcom star, and an old guy, and an artist, an...

EPISODE 108 - Heil Honey, I'm Home (1990) 26.01.2025

SEASON 7 PREMIERE: It's taken us 6 years; but it's time (FINALLY) to not only take down a British TV show, but also a Legend among "Worst TV Shows of all Time"...Was this show innocent, misunderstood satire? Or was there something more Nefarious in mind? SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RetroCIRQ Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper And (Of Course) Our Patrons

SEASON 7: An Introduction 19.01.2025

THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER (We Promise)!!! But BEFORE We kick off Season 7 Next week with 3 shows in a row, we have some unfinished business to take care of...Whatever became of "The Genre-Mat"? Who is this Efficency Guy? and Why don't I appear until the Very End of this? Answers to most of these questions will be revealed...and then casually dismissed, I'm sure! ALSO STARRING: Joan Bishop Andrew Dic...

QUICK UPDATE 05.01.2025

(INSERT WHATEVER METAPHOR FOR "BITING OFF MORE THAN I COULD CHEW/FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN" HERE) Nothing to worry about, just a MINOR Schedule change + an Update to the increasing amount of subscribers on our Youtube Channel and what we'll do once we hit certain milestones. We'll see you on January 26th...

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