Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown Podcast

Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Breaker High , episode 7: “Radio Daze.” It’s the first episode in a little while where the episode title doesn’t give away the next port, so anything could happen; let’s get going. To start the show, Sean is DJing on the ship’s radio station (okay, I guess we could have guessed that from the title) and very much enjoying hearing the sound o...

Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Breaker High , episode 6: “Tomb with a View.” Breaker High is heading to Egypt, so Tamira, Denise and Ashley are teaming up on a school project about the country, focusing on jewelry. Ashley is fully prepared with an entire blueprint of the Cairo bazaar, with all the jewelry stalls highlighted and everything - Denise is half derisive and ha...

Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Breaker High , episode 5: “Kenya Dig It.” As you might have guessed, Breaker High is on its way to Kenya, so the class is having two guest speakers come to prep them (turns out the woman advertising the fire-walking outing last episode is the onboard teacher, which I should have guessed). As luck would have it, they are two good-looking men...

Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap Breaker High , episode 4: “Don’t Get Curried Away.” We are officially in a time before social media, as the episode starts with Ashley requesting that Tamira take a photo of her with an actual camera so she can show her boyfriend back home, Tyler (who goes to Princeton, might she remind you), what it’s like on the ship. And of course, Ashle...

Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Today we recap the third episode of Breaker High : “Mayhem on the Orient Distress.” The scene is set with a montage making it clear we’re in East Asia (given that the first episode was set in Japan, this makes sense), and we can officially put a pin in the map when Ashley complains about it being so crowded here in Hong Kong as she, Cassidy and Tamira wal...

Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! To anyone who engaged with the first recap post and decided to come back for more, thank you. Today, as expected, we’ll be recapping the second episode of Breaker High : “Pranks for the Memories.” Right off the bat, I have to say, I’m a little bit scared of this one, just based off the title alone, as secondhand embarrassment and I do not get along very w...

Welcome back to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown, debuting our first official recap post on this lovely #throwbackthursday! What I said in the intro edition about not knowing how many episodes I’d talk about per post? Yeah, it’s going to be one at a time, if only because watching TV takes longer when you’re writing notes, the text version of this post is already long, and so the audio version of this is...

(New) Beginnings Are Hard. Welcome to Teeny Bopper TV Breakdown! Like everyone else needing a funemployment project, I’m starting a Substack. As a person I need lines to color-by-number inside, so instead of choosing topics on a whim (at least to start; I reserve the right to add self-inserts, hence the URL with my name instead of the project title), I’m going to make public what I would have come...