Teencenter

This episode is all over the place! We have rants on cars, aliens, juvenile time travel as well as the first ever Teencenter maritime episode as Bones went on our buddy Jeff's boat, and listened to him talk about the time he gave a vertically challenged person some old fashioned street justice! It's a mixed medley baby! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcasting...

Part 2. ignite Thy Boogaloo! This is the B-Side to the manifesto of mayhem that transpired when the "Son's of Grundle" paid tribute to their omnipotent overlords!! Listen as we shed light on the origins of curse words, Covid-19 Zombies, streaming and the emergence of the second coming of jerk known as "Omegle"!!! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening...

Silliness is king on Teencenter! Another two part masterpiece of wacky from the boys baby! JP gets waxed, we talk real dolls for Make-A-Wish kids, bizarre video game premises, doppelgangers, violent video voyeurism and more! Follow us @teencentered and make sure to rate/review the show. We are going to enter the next dimension soon, so we want to bring positive reports to our high balled overlords...

House of Goo Pt. Deux! What a strange brew!! We talk about an alien or two!!! And try to discover if roses really smell like poo, poo, poo, poo!!! Thunder! Lightning! It's Teencenter!!! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on preferred podcast listening platform

We waited with bated breath as BMizzle imported a Beantown Betty in hopes of getting some tail. Listen to the conclusion of our boy's quest for cream and listen to our scientific assessment on getting struck by lightning while blasting goo! It's a two part slam piece! House of Goo Pt.1!!! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on preferred podcast listening platform

This was supposed to be a "Mini-Sode", but JP and Bonehova blew a "Monstrous Load". We genuinely tried to do a show that was concise and socially conscious. We did. But it always drifts into the "Church of Pump". News, Riots, Porn, Pandemics, Etc... Let Mike Horner show you the way!!! Follow us @teencentered & rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyyy!

Enough is enough! Editing episodes and splitting amazing content in half to save cold hard cash?! Blasphemy! JP takes the reigns for this 2 hour plus masterpiece of silly, testosterone fueled talk! Pam Grier's big beautiful boobs! Marilyn Manson and the dark lord! Bmizzle's search for love, (As well as potential reproductive organ condensation)! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on...

Skeletor? More like Skelewhore! We go butts first into Eternia with a hair band, GNR land and a D.C. Cab stand nipple branding of a show! It's nonsense on sale at "Uncle Pepito's Hand Me Down Hut", and boy are our receipt dispenser arms tired! Follow the show @teencentered and rate/review us like the juicy gushers we are, on your preferred podcast listening platforms. Yahooooo, we are serious!

We've got Wacko Jacko, we've got wizards, we've got itchy feet! It's a real mixed bag on this magical episode of Teencenter! On a side note, writing these descriptions sucks! You guys don't read them anyway. If I wrote about my dream of writing a Liza Minnelli dinner theater mystery, where David Gest murders a foreign dignitary, you wouldn't care! What's the point?! Just follow us @teencentered an...

It's part two of our 3 hour long epic conversation! In this segment we talk about inverted nipples, the elephant man, the Ty Cobb's sinister parents and we even fit a little bit of Disney nostalgia into the mix! It's another Teencenter quarantine circle jerk! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform

It's part one of a long diatribe of psychology, winning the lottery and Charles Manson. We have officially dove into the deep end baby! Come dip your toes in the pool of wacky! Teencenter for life! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova & rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform.

This show is all about humanity. We are a bunch of wacky bastards who have always looked for ways to be human. On this special episode of Teencenter, our boy Young Gromit goes back to Massachusetts to sow his wild oats. While you are in quarantine, jump in the shoes of the rest of us scoundrels! It's slap dickery at it's height! A cool hang, with trusted people. Give @teencentered, @big_lynch72, ...

It's a spanking fresh episode of Teencenter live from our bunkers! Listen as the boys talk into the black box so that future generations can hear what a slow descent into madness sounds like. We do perverted parody freestyling, honor the late, great giant hog of pornstar "Wood" and even get into the two MJ's. Follow the show @teencentered, big_lynch72, @bonehova & rate/review us on your preferred...

After a basic hiatus to grasp a world where living like Punxsutawney Phil has become the norm, the boys have finally embraced distancing themselves from one another socially. Listen as they talk about Mexican folklore staples such as Duendes, Brujas and aliens like the Tall Whites, space travel, Willy Wonka day laborers the "Oompa Loompa's", Mel Brooks movies and more! It's a potpourri of wacky on...

Quarantine, Warthog packs, Gorillas, Bison's, Bears and Boney's Taint! All kidding aside, we hope everyone is safe and healthy. But while we are here to distract you with pure wackiness, talking about animals killing humans and what Rockford Peaches we'd like to round the bases with. Lady's, pleasure thy men :^) and Rage On! Rate/Review and screw social media for the time being babyyy!

It's a pod a day! With the world under quarantine, the jerk trust had to go to the mattresses and record via the Houseparty app from separate remote locations. It was a real jizzeroo. Listen as Bones, BMizzle and JP ramble about nonsense in an attempt to keep their sanity! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @rickebones. Also rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform

BMizzle and Bones take a field trip to our cousin Paul's house. Otherwise known as "The Oracle", this old bastard is a bastion of the streets! Listen as we talk a little politics, the two Corey's and nature's sick joke of giving bat's big fat nuts! It's a Teencenter quarantine banger baby! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova! Rate/Review the show on your preferred listening platform

We're milking or Wuhan snakes during this quarantine with fresh new episodes of Teencenter baby! On this "Mini-Sode", we talk about watching inappropriate movie scenes with our parents, "Dirty Dancing" and the legacy of cocaine fueled producer Don Simpson! Follow us @big_lynch72, @teencentered, @bonehova

We are on lockdown! Quarantines, day drinking, two in the pink one in the Abe Lincoln! All silliness aside, we are living in strange times.. But at the end of the day, our humanity is what defines us. Teencenter is all about channeling our wackiness, but we still love being real when it counts. Listen as BMizzle and Bones talk about love and the pursuit of finding a good partner and lover. Follow...

It's Steven Seagal and "Marked For Death" talk! We gab about Mel Gibson and "The Passion of the Christ"!! We even fit in some Siegfried and Roy tiger talk for you silly bastards!!! Slurp from our shell of silly you crazy cucksters! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform. #FYE baby!

A horse is a horse of course, of course and no one can truly understand what it takes to be a true thoroughbred who needs to spread thy seed... Until now! The boys talk about horse stud practice, Derek Jeter's "Skeet Shooting" and Bmizzle relives a traumatic moment in his life, when he pulled the old "Rosemary's Baby" and gave birth to a steaming demon! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72,...

Pat Benatar once called love a battlefield... For friend of the show, Sean "Shorty" Mash, his quest for love has been akin to the Germans trying to invade Russia in WWII during "Operation Barbarossa". A lot of tactical errors, coupled with a grossly inadequate campaign. Listen as we talk about his failures in an effort to master "Operation Match.com"! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @...

After the boys got smashed watching the Deontay Wilder vs Tyson Fury fight, they decide to pull out the old mic and shoot the breeze. It's silliness at it's finest! Follow the show on Twitter and Instagram @teencentered, @big_lynch72 and @bonehova! Rate and review us on your preferred podcast listening platform. Stay hungry playas!

Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72 and @bonehova. This episode is too wacky to describe... Rap battles among morons....

Daddy finger, Daddy finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am, lick my man goo! All kidding aside, we talk heartbreak, Godzilla sinking the Titanic, shit posters and other nonsense. Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and give us a rate/review! We don't care if it is bad as long as it is hilarious ;^)