Suesan Cota

Teen Girl Talk

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Teen Girl Talk joins siblings Franklin and Susie Cota as they joyfully make their way through a menagerie of media made for teens. We're talking movies, books, tv shows, music and more! Laugh and cry along with the Cota siblings with some bonkers teen media! Too old to be teens, too funny not to listen to.

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Suesan Cota

Episodes

Just Beyond Season 1 Episodes 1-4: If you're hot it's okay to have a stinkbutt 09.10.2022 1:03:28

On this week's episode we're covering a science fiction/horror anthology series from Disney+: Just Beyond. Get ready for really great parents. Really bad activists and a whole bunch of stuff inbetween. Also on this episode Suesie demands retribution for the crimes of Tony Stark. Frank gets called out by the press. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https:...

Encanto- Abuela is annoyed we're talking about Mirabel this much 01.10.2022 59:55

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about Encanto! The Disney hit film filled with amazing songs and generational trauma. This movie is so good. Also in this episode Suesie demands to know what's up with the heat between Helen Mirren and Vin Diesel. Frank thinks that there are better ways for Rogue to touch Cyclops. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts!...

Tell Me Lies(Episodes 1-3): Rails? What rails? 24.09.2022 58:07

On this episode, we're covering the first three episodes of Tell Me Lies. Kind of. A little bit. Not much. Also on this episode, the first appearance of Dil! He's the best. Also on this episode Suesie researches the mysteries that she created about Jaime Kennedy. Frank knows too much about the mask. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic...

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker- The Bachelor needs more tennis balls 18.09.2022 1:06:49

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about the end of the Skywalker Saga, Star Wars Episode IX, the Rise of Skywalker. Also on this episode Suesie considers some changes to Wipeout!. Frank considers challenges for the Bachelor. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review...

The Last Jedi- But what about Avatar? 07.09.2022 57:58

It's Starwalking September and we're diving back into the Star Wars films with the Last Jedi! So many plotlines and characters that Suesie doesn't care about. Also on this episode Suesie struggles to remember anything about Avatar. Frank gets caught between first and second. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-tal...

Bodies Bodies Bodies- Partying on top of a powder keg 31.08.2022 1:09:58

On this week's episode we're heading into the murder mystery or horror movie depending on which Cota sibling you talk to, Bodies Bodies Bodies. Also on this episode Suesie wonders about how the Saw guy affords his stuff. Frank gets nihilistic. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review an...

Extra Credit: Pete's Double Dragon 26.08.2022 20:24

On this week's extra credit, Suesie tells Frank about the two Pete Davison movies, Big Time Adolescence and King of Staten Island. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/te...

Paper Girls(Episodes 1-3): How to be disappointed in your future self 24.08.2022 1:19:22

On this week's episode we're covering the first three episodes of the time travel adventure show, Paper Girls! This show goes places. Also on this episode, Suesie marvels at just how dumb Cyclops is. Frank has to say the a bunch of dumb stuff. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review an...

Special Episode: An Interview with the authors of Behind Their Screens 20.08.2022 30:24

For this week, Frank talks with Drs. Emily Weinstein and Carrie James about their new book Behind Their Screens: What Teens are Facing(And Adults are Missing). Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. The book can be found here: https://mitpress.mit.edu/9780262047357/behind-their-screens/ Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Te...

Summer I Turned Pretty: More from the Jenny Han Cinematic Universe 13.08.2022 1:04:40

On this week's Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the first two episodes of The Summer I Turned Pretty. Belly has a few choices of a variety of boys but one is so surly. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about how hard it is to hide her feelings on bad dates. Frank talks about the Jungle Lawyers. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/s...

Ms. Marvel(Episodes 4-6): Kamala Khan is just the best 03.08.2022 1:13:10

On this week's episode we're finishing up the last three episodes of Ms. Marvel and bidding farewell to Kamala Khan for the time being. Also on this episode Suesie finds out about Cyclops' glasses. Frank creates plans to bring down pranksters. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review an...

Ms. Marvel(Episodes 1-3): Jersey Proud 30.07.2022 1:01:01

On this week's episode we're covering the first three episodes of Ms. Marvel! Can the unflappable Kamala Khan deal with her new powers and all these hunky boys? We're going to find out. Also on this episode, Suesie is exasperated by the MCU. Frank tries to explain the MCU. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-...

Lady Driver- a horse movie that goes vroom vroom 21.07.2022 59:35

We're revving up with the teen racing movie Lady Driver. Get ready for a lot of talk about dirt tracks. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank for possibly bringing back Neighpril. Frank mourns the great Sabine Schmitz. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the...

First Kill(Episodes 6-8): If you're cold, they're cold let them inside 16.07.2022 1:04:14

We're finishing up the last of First Kill by covering the last three episodes. Boy does this movie go off the rails. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank's choice of wine. Frank talks about what he would be willing to get eaten by. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and sub...

First Kill(Season 1 Episodes 3-5): You can be super filthy if you have unicorn energy 01.07.2022 1:02:15

On this week's episode we're covering a few more episodes of the Netflix show First Kill. It just keeps getting bonkers. Also on this episode Suesie thinks on what kind of energy people have. Frank asks am I the asshole for devouring someone's mother? Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We'd like to thank our sponsors this week the first: Open Let’s take a class together. Open is giving...

Special Episode: Interview with Dani and Dannah Lane from Kenan 25.06.2022 9:17

On this week's extra credit we're sitting down with Dani and Dannah Lane to hear about their new jewelry line and their acting careers. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Dani and Dannah can be found at the following links: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/danianddannah/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @danianddannah?lang=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/DaniandDannah The...

First Kill(Episodes 1-2)- I long to drink the blood of Larry the Cable Guy 23.06.2022 53:32

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about forbidden love between vampires and vampire hunters. That's right, we're covering First Kill episodes 1 and 2! Also on this episode Suesie is so vexed by Dan Marino cherries. Frank thinks about vampires and Larry the Cable Guy. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Perhaps Vampire Is a Bit Strong But... by Arctic Monkeys. We'd li...

The Baby-Sitters Club Season 2 (Episodes 1-3): Kristy is sick of everyone's hetero nonsense 15.06.2022 1:01:58

We're heading back to hang with our favorite babysitters on this week's look at the first three episodes of the Baby-sitters' Club season 2. Also on this episode Suesie gets some depressing news. Frank does some research. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We'd like to thank our sponsor this week: Open Let’s take a class together. Open is giving Teen Girl Talk listeners 30-days free whe...

Senior Year- Blasting back from the dark ages of the early aughts 11.06.2022 56:14

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about the weird comedy Senior Year where a girl from the early 00's wakes up in 2022. The horrors she must see and have missed. Also on this episode Suesie asks Frank for some comparisons. Frank wants to talk about Gundam Wing. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-...

Cheer Squad Secrets 03.06.2022 47:40

On this week's episode, we're talking about Coach Nina who is going to win no matter what it takes. No matter how many pill based steroids she has to give her cheerleaders. Also on this episode Suesie is upset by how everyone looks alike. Frank keeps getting a flashback confused with a person in the present time. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We’d like to thank our sponsor this wee...

Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleading Scandal 27.05.2022 1:04:45

We've dealt with boring cheerleaders and pushy moms but now it's time for some actual mean cheerleaders. That's right it's Fab Five: the Texas Cheerleader Scandal. Things happen but nobody dies. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Top Gun: Maverick. Frank explains Defense Department spending in movies. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teep...

Cheer Camp Killer- Cheerleader politics are kind of boring 18.05.2022 47:19

On this week's episode we're continuing the murder May with Cheer Camp Killer. This movie is blatant false advertising. Also on this episode Suesie tries to slander Mewtwo. Frank gives a passionate defense of Mewtwo. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on...

Who Is Killing the Cheerleaders?- Apparently, no one 15.05.2022 56:36

Starting off Murder May after sickness on Frank's part, we're covering Who Is Killing the Cheerleaders? or who didn't get over high school? Also on this episode Suesie makes some suggestions for men. Frank explains some terrible ideas. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscr...

Extra Credit: Our interview with Dr. Kate! 30.04.2022 26:35

On this week's extra we're lucky to sit down with Dr. Kate White about her new book, Your Sexual Health! You can find Dr. Kate and her book here: Publisher: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Your-Sexual-Health/Kate-White/9781893005853 Her website: https://www.drkatewhite.com/ We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscr...

Ever After: Meh 28.04.2022 52:58

On this week's episode, we're watching Ever After: A Cinderella Story. It's kind of boring. Also on this episode, Suesie remembers a long lost movie. Frank is sick. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We'd like to thank our sponsor this week, the What's Your Number? podcast: https://www.whatsyournumberpod.com/ We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-tal...