Suesan Cota

Teen Girl Talk

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Teen Girl Talk joins siblings Franklin and Susie Cota as they joyfully make their way through a menagerie of media made for teens. We're talking movies, books, tv shows, music and more! Laugh and cry along with the Cota siblings with some bonkers teen media! Too old to be teens, too funny not to listen to.

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Suesan Cota

Episodes

Spin- Rhea brings the beat 28.01.2024 49:32

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're watching Spin a movie where a young girl realizes her love of creating DJ mixes. Also on this episode, Suesie recounts the problems of reality show living. Frank points out a lack of work ethic. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and...

Mean Girls(2024): We gave those to Nana! 20.01.2024 57:19

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're singing along with the 2024 Mean Girls musical. Get in loser, we're talking songs. Also on this episode, Suesie can't choose a favorite. Frank is confused by sock puppets. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Apex Predator by Auli'i Cravalho and Jaquel Spivey. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-pod...

Beauty and the Beast (2017)- A tale as old as time... but done like a lot 13.01.2024 56:13

On this week's episode we have a rambling discussion about the 2017 Beauty and the Beast movie. Also on this episode, Suesie talks Robin Williams' movies. Frank has a thing for most beasts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirl...

Percy Jackson and the Olympians(Episodes 1-3): I'll be a stinky stepdad 08.01.2024 1:01:47

Trigger warning: Brief mention of partner abuse Spoilers for the Percy Jackson book and tv series On this week's episode we're covering the beginning of Percy Jackson's journey to save his mom and the world if there's time. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank's need for stink to love Sally Jackson. Frank sings the praises of Idris Alba and his descent into weirdo roles. Intro and outro is...

It's a Wonderful Knife(2023): Winnie and Bernie vs alternate timelines 01.01.2024 1:08:00

First podcast of the new year and It's a Wonderful Knife! On this episode a young woman finds out how bad were town would be if she didn't kill a serial killer. Also on this episode Suesie defends Goofy and wonders if he would commit purposeful homicide. Frank wants there to be more knife. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/store...

Deadly Debutante- It's even stranger than that 24.12.2023 1:13:33

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about the Lifetime movie, Deadly Debutante. Also on this episode, Suesie imagines herself a Mia. Frank pitches a birthday present for Jake Gyllenhaal. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-m...

The Rachels- Three Rachels enter, two Rachels leave! 16.12.2023 42:30

On this episode of Teen Girl Talk we're covering a movie with three different Rachels and a lot of problems regarding the yearbook. Also on this episode Suesie calls out brunette Rachel. Frank remembers his time on the track team. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe t...

Five Nights at Freddy's- I want to be a pizza daredevil 11.12.2023 49:11

We're covering the hit horror movie, Five Nights at Freddy's and there's not a whole lot here. Also, we thought that we were going to get away from Josh Hutcherson child murder movies but sometimes you make mistakes. Also on this episode, Suesie is weirded out by Vanessa. Frank continues to be an intro bummer. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://ww...

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2: Those left behind 03.12.2023 1:02:14

On this episode we're finishing up our Hunger Games movie dive with Mockingjay part 2. Also on this episode Suesie starts a new Jersey Shore fanfiction. Frank talks about Animorphs. Again. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. To try Magic Mind, go to magicmind.com/teengirl and use code teengirl20 for 56% off your first month or 20% a one time order. We have shirts! Find them here: https:/...

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes: Katniss are swamp potaters 25.11.2023 1:20:54

In this episode we're covering the Hunger Games prequel The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes where Lucy Gray Baird struggles to survive the Hunger Games and the block of wood that is Coriolus Effect Snow. Also on this episode Suesie makes a good witness for Darth Vader. Frank talks about his cross country past. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Soma by the Strokes. To try Magic Mind, go t...

The Hunger Games- Mockingjay part 1: The fire ignites ready to melt the snow 19.11.2023 1:10:24

We're heading into the endgame of the Hunger Games with Mockingjay part 1. The move is still sad though there are less children in this one. Also on this episode, Suesie wonders why Nic Cage won't call Frank back. Frank knows just how hot Pedro Pascal is. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is The Hanging Tree by Jennifer Lawrence from the Mockingjay part one soundtrack. To try Magic Mind, g...

Hunger Games- Catching Fire: The spark ignites 12.11.2023 1:22:10

We're covering the second Hunger Games movie and boy it just gets sadder. Also on this episode, Suesie finds out a secret about Frank's digimon past. Frank gets upset again. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is the dialogue between Richter Belmont and Dracula during Castlevania: Symphony of the Night by Konami. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk...

The Hunger Games- Let them eat mahogany 05.11.2023 1:21:13

On this episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the first Hunger Games movie. And boy oh boy does this movie hit different for us than when it first came out. Also on this episode, Suesie thinks about Frank and Krampus on the dating scene. Frank has to find his way out of an impossible choice. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. We have shirts! Find...

Goosebumps(Season 1 Episodes 4-6): Supercharged with worms 28.10.2023 1:09:08

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the next three episodes of Goosebumps(2023)! This show is so good. Get ready for worms and puppets. Also on this episode, Suesie doesn't know what a hand truck. Similarly, Frank doesn't know what a handtruck isn't either. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-...

Extra Credit: Tagline Toss-up 27.10.2023 37:01

On this week's extra credit we're playing a game where Frank gives Suesie a tagline and she has to come up with a movie. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/ Twitter: @TeenGirlTalk3 I Hope I Can Make It...

Goosebumps(2023) Episodes 1-3: Margot and punctuality are cool 21.10.2023 1:02:23

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're getting goosebumps with the first three episodes of the new Goosebumps series. Also on this episode, Suesie thinks that Frank will forgot his old love for a new one. Frank talks about the one Fear Street book he knows about. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-p...

Totally Killer- Always remember to say "I love you" 14.10.2023 49:05

(Trigger Warning: Brief mentions of genocide and parental abuse) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering a time travel horror movie where Jaime tries to stop a killer in 1987 and save her mom in the future and past. Also on this episode Suesie calls out our obvious and rightful shortcomings. Frank accidentally brings the bummers. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We ha...

Extra Credit: Did Frank remember this wrong? 11.10.2023 35:39

On this week for extra credit we're delving into Frank's past to see what he remembers. Get ready for a lot of talk about Beast Wars. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups...

Wish Upon a Star- The many trials of Kyle(or Jeff) 07.10.2023 1:01:46

On this week's episode we're covering a weird Freaky Friday type movie called Wish Upon a Star. Also on this episode Suesie is actually defending a boyfriend. Frank calls out gym class. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk...

Extra Credit: Wrapping up a Cruel Summer 04.10.2023 32:59

For extra credit this week, Suesie recounts the last few episodes of Cruel Summer season 2 because Frank just can't. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill and outro is Dragula by Rob Zombie. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.co...

Joy Ride(2023)- The word joy is apt 01.10.2023 48:25

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the unbeliavably funny movie, Joy Ride. Where four friends head to China for various reasons and come back changed both personally and in their friendships. Also on this episode Suesie gives good advice about horses. Frank recounts moments from pottery class. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https...

Stranger Things(Season 1-Episodes 5-8): The Byers living room is more just like the Byers' pile of ashes 23.09.2023 54:15

On this week's episode we're covering the tail end of season 1 of Stranger Things. Secrets are revealed. Battles are fought in the battlefield of the Byers' living room. Also on this episode Suesie thinks about the life of the intern for Tony the Tiger. Frank talks about crying in the third person alot. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepu...

StrangerThings(Season1Episodes1-4): Joyce Byers will tear the Upside Down apart with her bare hands 16.09.2023 1:03:40

On this week's episode, we're heading to Hawkins, Indiana to deal with the disappearance of Will Byers. Also on this episode, Suesie contemplates a world where old men have guns in handbags. Frank calls out Suesie's movie plans. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to...

Bottoms- Hazel in the hyper reality 09.09.2023 50:59

On this week's episode we're dealing with a much better version of Fight Club. Also on this episode Suesie has to deal with uppity cats. Frank brings up some nerd stuff. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Faceb...

The Darkest Minds- Well, I'm sad now 02.09.2023 1:03:54

(Trigger Warning: Sexual assault, seizure and child death) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the movie, The Darkest Minds which deserves a sequel even now. Also on this episode Suesie points out who the good men are. Frank drops some controversial Pokemon takes. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/tee...