Teen Girl Talk

This week the Cota siblings jump behind the wheel of Baby Driver!  Directed by the phenomenal Edgar Wright Baby Driver tells the story of a young driver, trying to get out of his life of crime and spend the rest of his time with the woman of his dreams.  Unfortunately, the life keeps dragging him back in.  Spoilers for this fairly new movie.  Also in this episode Suesie recounts Frank's online dat...

Whose ready to see some first world problems!  This week the Cotas jump into the world of the OC.  Featuring punch boy Ryan!  Party girl Melissa!  Nerd Seth!  And apparently the reincarnation of our lord and savior Sandy Cohen, at least by our first guest's estimation.  That's right we actually have a guest!  Everyone meet Aaron! He's a good, soft boy and our resident orange county expert.  Intro...

Here we are at the end of pretty little summer.  What a ride this show was.  But we had to get out before we just became a PLL fancast.  What would we have even called that?  Pretty Little Podcast?  Damn, that's good. Oh well.  On this episode Frank explains Supernatural to Suesie and Suesie becomes more confused from the explanation. Suesie also doesn't understand slash. Intro and outro is Secret...

On this episode, we deal with a bunch more scumbag men and a few nice boys.  There's a destroyed memorial that no one cares about.  Join us on the penultimate episode of Pretty Little Summer, will A be revealed to us over the next six episodes?  I'm going with a solid no.  Also on this episode Suesie calls for a moratorium.  Frank embarassingly mixes up Marvel superheroes.  Intro and outro is Secr...

We are on a slip and slide of crazy pants stuff.  We continue following the antics of these four possible murderers or soon to be murder victims!  Still love this show.  More bets are made.  Also there's a whole bunch of love for Storm of the X-men at the end of the show. The figure skater is Surya Bonaly. The intro is Secret by the Pierces and the outro is True Love Waits by Radiohead.  Please re...

Holy cats!  This show is so fun!  We tackle the first three episodes of Pretty Little Liars here at the beginning of Pretty Little Summer where we're doing four episodes on this banana crazy show!  This show is about four girls who may or may not have done a terrible thing.  Along the way they're being blackmailed by a stranger named A who brings up the fact that disgusting older men are trying to...

It's summer time and it's time to hit the beach!  Surf the ocean waves and the radio waves and listen to the top ten hits of summer '04!  This summer was filled with Lil' Jon, Usher, Maroon 5, Hoobastank(gross) and Enya?  Bizarrely?  Also in this episode Suesie gives herself a terrible nickname.  Frank holds a press conference.  And the two of them just kind of melt.   realteengirltalk@gmail.com  ...

It's pretty boys and greasy air this week on Teen Girl Talk as Frank and Suesie suffer through the exhausting Covenant and the middle of the road The Tudor Witch Chronicles: Witchfall.  Listen as Suesie is made understandably uncomfortable by scenes of torture! Marvel as Frank recalls more about this movie than he wants to!  Be astounded as the two siblings cast a the best Little Mermaid live acti...

To close out Murder May it's time to watch a good movie again!  This week we're covering the Faculty!  A somewhat rip off of Animorphs except no one makes a weird transformation into a tiger or red tailed hawk or giant squid.  Instead, we use crushed amphetamines and paper cutters to fight our enemies.  Dang this movie is good.  Also in this episode Suesie recounts a meeting with John Stewart. Fra...

This week we tackle the movie, Urban Legends.  A garbage pile that is clearly a cash grab after Scream came out.  Where stupid stories that people tell each other around campfires hold the same reverence as scripture for some reason.  Also in this episode, Suesie gives up. Franklin is angry about lithographs.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  This week we're starting a new thing on T...

Trigger Warning: This episode we mention attempted sexual assault, suicide and self harm.  If those things upset you, please feel free to skip this episode.     This week's episode and the second episode of Murder May is The Craft!  A coven of four young women uses the power of witchcraft to help themselves when things go too far.  Suesie seeks an adveristing deal from Red Bull.  Franklin sings po...

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're staring Murder May!  Four 90s horror films starting with I Know What You Did Last Summer.  This movie features four garbage people doing something terrible.  There's a megaton of shrill fishwife screaming.  Also, Suesie laments her hook hands.  Franklin continues his hatred of 90s fashion trends.  Questions comments concerns?   realteengirltalk@gmail.com  Intro a...

This week is a double feature(kind of) of jealous teenage girls and horror!  First up, we have Jennifer's Body, the grossly underappreciated movie starring Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried.  Secondly, we have the Fear Street book Bad Dreams by R. L. Stine.  Also on this episode there are far more noticeable cuts because we got way to real at some points and it wasn't funny.  Also, Suesie makes yet an...

It's morphin' time on this episode of Teen Girl Talk!  We're reviewing the 2017 Power Rangers movie.  Susie makes homemade Red Bull.  Frank brings something up at the beginning and never mentions it or its significance ever again.  Questions, comments, concerns? realteengirltalk@gmail.com  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spo...

A made for TV movie about ice skating where Frank refuses to talk about Yuri on Ice that is just bananas with so many sub plots.  It tries so hard.  Susie and Frank together create a rich back story for every character involving betting on childhood sports, the Russian mob and steroids.  Sit back and enjoy. Questions, comments, concerns?  E-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com .  Intro and outro...

On today's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie discuss the Twilight movie and book and the Last Vampire book by Christopher Pike.  You might not have heard of that second one but let me tell you it deserved to be a movie way more than Twilight.  Why isn't it?  Because evil is a real thing in the world.  Also on this episode Suesie encounters racism and is naturally upset by it.  Frank disc...

There's not 10 things we hate about this movie!  Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles shine in this movie.  Everyone else kind of just hangs out.  Also, Suesie comes up with the best movie idea ever.  Franklin throws an entire forest of shade at Andrew Keegan.  If you have any questions, comments or concerns e-mail them to realteengirltalk@gmail.com .  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Plea...

We go from murderous stalkers of mediocre high school sports to murderous horses in this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk.  The movie is Flicka Country Pride, the third in the Flicka whatever.  I don't care about this movie even though the podcast came out really funny.  Sometimes you just gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away.  That's a Kenny Rogers song isn...

A perfect killing machine.  A woman of such absolute purpose.  Madison Bell.  This is her story.  This is how this bananas movie became one of the best things we've ever seen.  This week's movie is Swimfan.  Sit back and enjoy.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirlt...

Wow, this one nearly killed us.  A story about a garbage house, a chump that makes terrible paintings, a girl in a dress from Hot Topic and all of them doing things that no one cares about.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions?  Comments?  Concerns?   realteengirltalk@gmail.com Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.c...

Hello all!  This is a new podcast featuring my sister and I talking about media made for teens.  Partly we talk about the movie, then hunky boys we like and finally a little bit above ourselves.  If you enjoy two people having fun and talking trash, then you'll enjoy this podcast.  Intro & outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions?  Comments?  Concerns?   realteengirltalk@gmail.com Please rat...