Teen Creeps

DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER! Kelly and Katai are joined by Julie Greiner (Clickhole) (!!!) to munch and crunch on R.L. Stine's "Beach House," and to discuss why their house is built on a time warp, how scary it is to be scared, the joke of being angry in the ocean (sad), and so, so much more! Plus, Kelly reveals what all men who talk to women on the street look like!* CHECK JULIE OUT ONLINE! https://w...

THE STORY OF THE CASTEEL FAMILY CONTINUES! Kelly and Katai are back with another entrant in V.C. Andrews' Heaven series, "Dark Angel." Tune in for some deeply upsetting grandma dynamics and a pretty good incest ratio!* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCR...

THE DEAD ARE DYING... TO LIVE AGAIN! Kelly is joined by LoDunc correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society) to discuss Lois Duncan's "Down A Dark Hall," what concussions feel like, exactly which side of the door the locks are on, and what it takes to get one's LoDunc Boyhood revoked.* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https...

THE MOST FRIGHTENING BOOK STEPHEN KING HAS EVER WRITTEN! Kelly and Katai take a trip to the movies to see "Pet Sematary" (but don't worry, they read it too!), and discuss the social cost of tattooed makeup, zombie makeouts, endless head bonks, adorable undead, why female directors kick ass, and so much more!* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencre...

IT'S NO JOKE... IT'S MURDER! Kelly and Katai are NOT joined by Omar Najam (Thank You for Questing) to NOT talk about Richie Tankersley Cusick's "April Fools," and who really gets to be King of Fools (and by whose authority), and how literally disgusting divorce is (especially if your mom has a job), and all the surprises hand strength has to offer.* CHECK OMAR OUT: https://www.twitter.com/omarnaja...

DON'T STOP NOW. Kelly and Katai are joined by Ben Blacker (Thrilling Adventure Hour, The Writer's Panel) to discuss R.L. Stine's "The Hitchhiker," the metaphorical importance of wet lips, the terrible things that every girl and woman on earth wants to accomplish, and using every part of the allegory buffalo. Plus, Ben kills Kelly for her Ford Windstar! LISTEN TO BEN'S PODCASTS: https://itunes.appl...

ONE GOOD WITCH. ONE BAD WITCH. ONE HUMAN WOMAN. Kelly and Katai absolutely gobble up L.J. Smith's Night World Book 3: Spellbinder and discuss their tuxedo priorities, which works of literature are most relevant to hell ghosts, and exactly when the Age of Revolutions began and ended. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONN...

YOU CAN DIE LAUGHING! Kelly and Katai dive deep into Diane Hoh's snoozefest "Funhouse," and discuss the tiers of boardwalk quality, teachers who check in on your love life, and which Greek gods we can thank for sexual deviancy. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod h...

THE VACATION... OF THEIR NIGHTMARES! Kelly and Katai are joined by Sweet Valley High correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) to discuss Francine Pascal's SVH masterpiece, "Murder in Paradise," what it's like to finally be in Enid's wet blanket, whether a lobotomy counts as plastic surgery, and double date swooping etiquette. LISTEN TO SAME DAY SHIPPING: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/sam...

WHAT YOU DON'T REMEMBER... CAN KILL YOU! Louis Peitzman (Buzzfeed, NY Times) joins Kelly and Katai to rip into Sinclair Smith's "Misery" ripoff, Amnesia, and to discuss poor hospital management, the audacity of lying about pizza preferences, and all the good reasons why to bring a pet home to your unpredictable boyfriend! CHECK LOUIS OUT ONLINE! https://www.twitter.com/louispeitzman SUBSCRIBE TO T...

NOW HEAVEN SPOKE TO HER... AND HELL! Kelly and Katai return to Christopher Pike's Last Vampire series with "Creatures of Forever," and discuss the kinds of Lycra bodysuits that fit vampires, who the hottest Popes have been, and how badly we need a young fool. Really, really badly. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNEC...

WHERE YOUR WORST FEARS HIDE Kelly and Katai read Carol Ellis classic tale of shapely coeds, Camp Fear, and dig into an extremely busy villain, the teen dream of having boys fight over you, and how to make fun of peoples last names (even if theyre totally, 100% normal). SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CR...

I BIND YOU, NANCY! Kelly and Katai are joined by all-star Oscar Montoya (This Is What Democracy Pods Like) to discuss iconic witch movie The Craft, how hot Skeet Ulrich is (now, not then!!!), whose blood is the most beautiful color, and why adults should have more sleepovers! CHECK OUT OSCARS PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-what-democracy-pods-like/id1441230275?mt=2 SUBSCRIBE...

IF YOU FAIL, YOULL JUST DIE Kelly and Katai open up A. Bates Final Exam and discuss prioritizing machines over homework, the integrity of prank narcs, and work-school directives! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://ww...

A DRESS TO DIE FOR Kelly and Katai get down with Lael Littkes Prom Dress, and discuss disfiguring and debilitating birthmarks, what two thumbs look like standing next to each other in matching outfits, and acceptable evening wear for an academic decathlon ball. Plus, the ghost of Einstein weighs in on what irony is! Ding dong bibbly fong! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes,...

SHE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE POPULAR Kelly and Katai get down with Caroline B. Cooneys The Cheerleader and discuss the book's very few instances of cheerleading, vampiric aversions to loud music and joy, and how to schedule getting popular so it works for YOUR calendar. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CR...

IT ALL HAPPENS IN THE DARK! Kelly and Katai settle in around the fire for R.L. Stines Lights Out, and dig into some very, VERY funny joke boxes, what makes the perfect apology (and yes, its gaslighting), and when its maybe time to just start believing the protagonist, Uncle Bill, you idiot. Plus, with YOUR help, Kelly and Katai start an 8-week volleyball course! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREO...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOURE DEAD! Kelly and Katai rip into every one of the myriad plots in R.L. Stines Silent Night, and break down who is Robb and who is Foxy and why, horny car chases, and possible additions to the Vera scale (watch your back, Reba!). SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter...

Thank you for listening to Forever Dog podcasts this year and please enjoy this year-in-review clips show! Listen to find a new favorite podcast to subscribe to in 2019 or just a killer back catalog to binge during your holiday travels. And please follow Forever Dog @ForeverDogTeam on Twitter and Instagram for the latest network news and updates. Support BROTHER MANOR, Kelly's gothic romance minis...

THE UNFORGETTABLE DISASTER! Podcaster Mark Mitchell (Nintendo Cartridge Society) joins Kelly and Katai to break down Diane Hohs Titanic: The Long Night, and to discuss how woke the teens on the Titanic were, what exactly a ropy muscle looks like, and what death is like, of course! Plus, personal shouts out to every single one of Lindsays crushes from all of time! CHECK OUT MARKS PODCAST: https://i...

IF THIS MOVIE DOESNT MAKE YOUR SKIN CRAWL, ITS ON TOO TIGHT! Fan favorite Oscar Montoya (This Is What Democracy Pods Like) joins Kelly to discuss slasher classic Black Christmas, plans for next years King of Horror Pageant, John Carpenters horror fandom, and what exactly a rocking horse is doing in a sorority house. CHECK OUT OSCARS NEW PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-what-dem...

ALL FOR ONE, AND REVENGE FOR ALL… Comedian and podcaster Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss Lois Duncan’s “Daughters of Eve,” intergenerational alcoholism in rat families, their yearnings for a sojourn, and the texture of an Entemann’s donut stuffed into a tube sock. Plus, Russell Crowe drops in to reprise his famously excellent Javert!...

ROCK-A-BYE-BYE, BABY Fellow podcaster Dara Katz (Done) joins Kelly and Katai to discuss A. Batess Mothers Helper, prom dress textures, whos kidnapping whom and why, and the politics of being eaten by a whale. CHECK OUT DARAS PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/done-with-dara-katz-and-betsy-kenney/id1376384093?mt=2 CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitt...

THE SCUM OF THE HILLS Kelly and Katai break down V.C. Andrews supremely crazy Heaven, extreme poorness, alternate, worse versions of Dolly Partons life, and where exactly West Virginia is. CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON...

SHE HAD THE POWER OF A DEMON! Kelly and Katai return once again to Christopher Pikes The Last Vampire with #5, Evil Thirst, and discuss proof and its relationship to pudding, where prophecies can stick it, and more. Plus, long, detailed fanfictions about certain figures in American government! CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://w...