Team Fat Kid Chews The Fat

We faced off against The Pull Up Kingz for a charity for Panda's Fight Against Cancer. The Butcher had some odd requests at the Butcher Shop. Dooley had some weird Valentine's Day menu items.

What job would you fail at? We play some Hops Roulette.... It's not Japanese Green Tea!....Jason jumps on the grenade. Why does Jason hate cauliflower so much? Grits or Polenta? Dooley doesn't know the difference! Find out on this episode!

We play Hops Roulette and it's a Japanese Green Tea Dammit! Some tales from some small town folk about there most controversial town events.

Alex & Jason want to play a game having Dooley be the target, will it work, what will happen? We have some Hops Roulette and Jason wins finally! What should you serve with high beer?

Dennis made Inchaladas, because it's snowng and it's an inch for a lot of us. Did you know King Crabs aren't crabs?

We play Hops Roulette, Dooley doesn't guess his Stone Beer! Is Right Rice right? When do you use your Mary's Bath? Are you allergic to broccoli rabe? Don't spoil Yellowstone for me?

Alex goes to Cracker Barrel, Dooley finishes 12 times. Dooley brings up his pancho sombrero banquet repressed memory.

Dennis showed up with pizza hut and hard soda. Also Jason tries to remember his drunken podcast topics. Why is the hard soda from bud light good?

Where in the world is Dennis? Why did Costco stop selling these items? Chase has a trampoline story.

Nature naturally loves Cyanide in foods, it starts snowing at the FatKid House. Dooley needs to make a yellow snowball after the cast. Why is McDonald's so unhealthy?

Jason has an experience with his toliet, not on it. Everyone has a pretty good new years and Christmas but nobody took pictures. Dennis does 30,000 dollars in a day at the butcher shop, while Dooley does about 2,000 in two and a half weeks.

We talk about Chic-Fil-A Secret Menu items, also is the Bronco Berry sauce from Arby's Everywhere? If you know you know for us fat kids....

Dennis had a 4,000 lb fuck up order, Dooley labored for a hotel for employees and had some bumps in the trail, Team Fat Kid Food Truck got hit with free food for the feast for a fallen warrior.

We talk about future food trends, also Alex will not come back to your resturant if you do not have good biscuits or gravys. Is it 125% or 25%, it hurt our brains too.

We try a few weird sodas from Lester's Fixins, given to us by Jason's brother Loren, quite a few unique flavors. We go back in time and talk about old cartoons, what slang was popular on our birth years.

Some things you see during Black Friday Shopping, like a methhead underneath a shopping cart and a dog sitting topside? Hallmark movies in a minute and a half? Also can Alex beat Jason in putting shopping carts back?

We talk about our Thanksgivings, family time, and making... A shake... The Swamp Goblin story of the hotel, and Jason was a judge for the Pull Up Kingz!

We take The Last Dab, Chase drips with sweat even 10 minutes past the podcast, Communist McDonald propaganda, why should you be given $25/ hour?

We made Broccamole, yes that's how you spell it... We guess.. Why is it illegal to plant trees in Cali? It's a grey area.. Hard Rock Ghost Pepper, Carolina Reaper Nuts. Why they hatin' on Campbell's & Chef Boyardee's... The Producer's pissed.

We talked about some of our worst meals we went out for and had to act nice to be polite. Had some rounds of Hops Roulette and of course Dooley scored the coveted -3,000 points because of his love of Stone.. We also talked about how kids would probably enjoy vegetables if they were fresh and actually prepared the right way instead of being served like mush and of course as always make sure to chec...

Jason recieved some wings to make him look like he has Shaq hands, Dooley almost died by a big buck crossing the street, Dennis apparently knows how to play the Sax, and why does Reaver Beach have such potent sour beer?

Jason brings up Dooley's repressed memory for the ages. Redrum of the brown notes..Also what ever happened to Zune?

We didn't mean for it to go on for so long but its been two weeks! So we had some stuff to talk about, Bugatti Razors, Food Faux Pause, Loren's Beer, & Cauli Rice!

We talk about truck snacks and the hot dog pull up battle that happened over the weekend. Dooley, is learning German, and why is a rear view mirror a screen?

Loren comes into town and brings his own beer andgives us the just of his life, It's also TeamFatKid's birthday! This takes some weird turns !