TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew celebrate Halloween in the traditional manner by discussing bit coin mining operations and arguing over Blake Bortles jokes. Plus, a company decides that workers shouldn't drink more than four beers during the workday.

A flu-ridden Luke records the show from bed, a practice that he's considering making more permanent. Plus, Andrew makes a friend on an airplane, someone named Booger is angering people with his flying chair, and there's an update on the Case of the Pooping Principal. Also, the huge news coming out of the Cleveland Browns camp is covered in this week's No Point Conversion.

Luke hosts the show solo and finds himself wandering down all sorts of conversational rabbit holes he didn't plan on including: The Events in Pittsburgh, Vegetarianism, Best Buy's Automated Phone System, Body Image, and The Comedy of Adam Sandler.

Luke and Andrew wrap-up their series of shows about childhood pets with a look at Andrew's life on the "farm" and a cat that entered Luke's life just when he needed it most. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!

Luke and Andrew continue their mini-series about pets they used to own by looking back on their pet hamsters (and revisiting some old episodes of Garfield and Friends. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew kick-off a three part series looking back at their childhood pets...and, apparently, how to talk to appliance repairmen who are going through a divorce. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!\

Luke starts the show spaced out on cold medicine and is disappointed to learn there's a downside to his new "Meatless" lifestyle. Meanwhile Andrew navigates a Cheese-filled work lunch, and the guys hatch a plan to get up at 5am for an *entire* week to see if it improves their lives. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip elect...

Luke and Andrew realize they can't afford not to buy Mega Millions this week. Plus, a new Tetris Champ is crowned, and the rise of single use bathrooms raises a new challenge, what do you say the person waiting for you about the... um... odor? Luke has some ideas. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!

Luke's adventures in online therapy take a strange turn. Plus, he and Andrew finally deliver on some topical Rod Blagojevich hot takes. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!\

Luke is amazed and befuddled by the microwave instructions on his Trader Joe's Enchilada. He and Andrew also discuss a crisis in the Tab community and a hot air balloon that is upsetting Australians. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke is trying a new approach to therapy, and it's already going sideways. Plus, The Seattle Times validate's what Andrew said after his experience at the impound lot this weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!\

Luke is considering taking his cat on a walk with a leash, and Andrew's excited about an upcoming TBTL promo on his favorite podcast. Plus, a police officer helps lure a giant pig home, home the internet got all internety over a bagel emoji. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Andrew explains why he called 911 over the weekend and why he regrets doing so. Plus, Luke is dealing with a head cold that is probably Andrew's fault. And it's a Monday, so we review the Seahawks' win and the Browns' loss in the latest installment of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!

It's a live edition TBTL from Bauhaus Brew Labs in Minneapolis! Luke and Andrew are joined on stage by their buddy Nora McInerny (from Terrible Thanks For Asking) with appearances by Kiki Lolo and The StuBot!

Luke and Andrew return to "Studio P" to discuss Liam Neeson's relationship with a very special horse, some Holy Water that's going to need to be Re-Holy'd, and an obvious fact about the Beatles that eluded Luke for 42 years.

Luke and Andrew had quite the night at St. Paul's legendary Mancini's Char House and met some new friends. And their friend and colleague Stu "Riverboi" Neuman swings by to bring you the top stories coming out of St. Cloud, MN.

Luke and Andrew get excited about their upcoming trip to Mancini's Char House in St. Paul, and they rank America's most celebrated blue collar poets. We also learn, thanks to the New York Times, that Luke is a "time optimist" and Andrew is a "time realist." This explains a lot.

Luke and Andrew are at the American Public Media Mother Ship in St. Paul talking about drunk birds, art "pranks", and the time someone wrote Andrew a Million Dollar Check.

Andrew gives Luke a full report on his visit to the dermatologist's office yesterday, against everyone's better judgement. Plus, a man realizes the rock he's been using as a doorstop is worth more money than his house. And we hear from a listener who thinks the big trending internet story of the day is a hoax.

Luke drank a bad can of Diet Coke, and now he's probably going to die on air. Plus, Alex Trebek moderates a debate, and it does not go well at all! And we meet a Maine woman who makes art out of moose poop.

Luke and Andrew begin the show early so they can receive the very first Presidential Alert text message live on the show. It. Is. THRILLING. They also discuss the first public-scooter-related DUI, and Andrew has a food-related confession.

Luke and Andrew announce the details of next week's live show in Minneapolis (Thurs 10/11 at Bauhaus Brew Labs , 7:30PM!), and they already know what mistakes they are going to make on stage. Plus, a man in Oregon booby-traps his house in a very dangerous (but admittedly fascinating) way.

Luke and Andrew discuss dermatology, famous assassins, and the Half Marathon Luke ran over the weekend. Plus, a news story about a "gender reveal" party gone wrong leads to some confessions from Andrew. And Luke and Andrew discuss the bonkers Browns and Seahawks games in this week's No Point Conversion.

Luke's voice and brain are scrambled, despite making good decisions the night before. And on the subject of things that are scrambled, Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre popularity of Taco Bell breakfast, despite the fact that even Taco Bell admits their coffee is horrible. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke is back at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to recap last night's TBTL Mariners event and to discuss his "boyfriend shirt." Plus, a man in Ireland does what we all want to do at the airport. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.