TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke is obsessed with a story about NBA players who don't have access to basketball hoops during quarantine times. And Andrew's bold hot take on raccoons turns out to be tepid at best. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew stayed up late to watch Korean baseball's opening day, and they're glad they did! They also discuss beginning each show with a formal disclaimer. And Luke tries to get Andrew more excited about the new Middleditch and Schwartz Netflix specials. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke found himself betting on digital horses this weekend, while learning about the Murder Hornets invading the Bay City. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew uncover the mysteries of Michael Jackson's song "Black or White", with a little help from R.E.M. (and an old Vice article.) Plus, the Drops of Stupider contest moves on to the Elite Eight! Click here  to see the updated Drops of Stupider bracket, and vote for the new match-ups below: I Feel Happy of Myself vs I Don't Watch the News Cause I'm a Kid I Love Jesus But I Drink a Little...

Luke is offended by a Seth Meyer's bit about joggers, much to Andrew's surprise. And speaking of surprises, Post Malone delivers a great Nirvana performance. Today's show is sponsored by Shippo. Visit GoShippo.com/TBTL for a free trial.

Luke and Andrew learn that Chuck E. Cheese — and other restaurants — are using different company names to sell food on GrubHub. Is it ingenious or nefarious? Depends on the company involved. Plus, Andrew has his eyes on a new Garfield mug. Today's show is sponsored by The Zebra.com

Andrew uses the famous "booty" method to teach Luke how to dice an onion. And we hear about a London music label that sells extremely artisanal, extremely expensive records. Today's show is sponsored by Shippo. Visit GoShippo.com/TBTL for a free trial.

Luke and Andrew listen back to the episode of Small Wonder that changed the course of Andrew's life. Plus, Luke took a break from watching chiropractor "popping" videos to enjoy this weekend's SNL, which seems to be hitting a stride.

Luke and Andrew wax nostalgic about Domino's pizza, Cisco Morris, and the old fashioned radio days of TBTL. They also reveal the round 2 winners in the Drops of Stupider contest! Today's show is sponsored by Doordash . Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

Luke finally unveils his unrivaled imitation of Goofy (the animated dog) while Andrew deals with mystery wounds appearing on his body. Plus, the very first YouTube video was posted 15 years ago today.

Luke and Andrew explore the cultural history of the off-Broadway show, "Nunsense." They also discuss the much celebrated and somewhat confounding Steak-Umms Twitter feed, and Andrew gets Luke to tell him one of his favorite Burbankian stories again. Today's show is sponsored by Doordash . Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

Luke is thankful for the new Michael Jordan documentary during quarantine, although any thoughts of sports eventually lead to a coronavirus anxiety loop. Plus, Andrew asks the listeners to weigh-in on important questions regarding socks and Lima beans. Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew listen to a 30-year old audio tape from a very sad 6 year old who also has some perspective on life. Also, a news reporter accidentally (allegedly) broadcasts her husband in the shower. Today's show is sponsored by Doordash . Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

Andrew spends some time emphasizing with the Youth Of America, while Luke learns how to become a once-in-a-generation auto mechanic. Plus, we wrap up Round 2 of the Drops Of Stupider contest. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

We finally find out which audio drops made it through the first round of the Drops Of Stupider contest! Plus, the rent-a-celeb website Cameo is doing some very brisk business in the age of self-quarantine. And Andrew pursues another podcasting opportunity. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew try to figure out their blood types, with mixed results. Also, Luke's new favorite show is on Instagram, Andrew is obsessed with a mental health commercial, and Amy Schumer had to change her kid's name. And, despite Andrews' vows to avoid the subject, they delve back into the untrustworthy world of Tiger King.

Luke tries to prepare Andrew for the great Rat Wars, which have already begun. Luke also thinks the premise of "Hey Jude" is kind of weird? Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew enjoyed some quarantine-specific live TV this weekend, from SNL to Snax the Bunny. They also debate whether Weed Whacking is the worst outdoor chore. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew discuss their strange mental states on Day 26 of "Shut It Down, America." Plus Andrew figures out who some sports radio guy is, Luke gets duped by a fake headline, and we hear the final contestants in the Drops of Stupider contest. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

Luke and Andrew relive their respective Cable Access Television days. Plus, Luke learns more about his new favorite Instagram star . And TBTL talks about the Dan Le Batard Show talking about the Howard Stern Show and about the Howard Stern Show talking about the Dan Le Batard show. (I have it all written down somewhere.) Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-fre...

Luke and Andrew pay tribute to John Prine, who passed away. Plus, Luke is going to interview his #1 musical hero this afternoon, and he's a little nervous. And Andrew keeps talking about Donovan for some damn reason. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

Jen "Flash" Andrews hops on the line from Ohio, where she surprisingly finds herself riding-out the coronavirus crisis. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss their many, many, many, daily walks around the neighborhood. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

Luke and Andrew are worried that the dogs of America aren't getting enough pet-pets from strangers. Plus, a TIGER has tested positive for the coronavirus. A TIGER. And we hear the third grouping of audio drops in the TBTL "Drops of Stupider" contest. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free for 30 day trial.

Luke gets shirty with a stranger during a jog, and Andrew's vape shop is considered an "essential service." Plus, we hear the next batch of audio drops in listener Jake's "Drops of Stupider" competition!

Luke thinks he's outsmarted the company's Concur Expense System, while Andrew worries he's been outsmarted by a drawing of trombones. Plus! It's the official Day One of the "TBTL Drops of Stupider" drop contest! Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash . Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.