TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Andrew tries (and fails) to add a little flair to the show with the help of some celebrity trivia, and Luke considers dropping TikTok — not just because of security concerns, but also because of a new trend that he does not like. Also, Luke insists he's not a "Dirty Bird." Today's show is sponsored by Tushy. Visit HelloTushy.com/tbtl to get 10% off.

Luke and Andrew have a lot of Top Stories that they completely ignore so they can instead take the APM listener survey. Also, Luke is very into the TV show Alone , and Andrew considers working for a local radio station that's "as cool now as it was then!" Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

Luke spent the weekend happily enjoying middle age and watering his lawn, while Andrew was out there literally busting his butt on Rollerblades. Plus, Atlas Obscura offers the dazzling history of people slipping on banana peels. And soap opera directors learn how to film love scenes in the age of coronavirus.  Today's show is sponsored by Doordash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to g...

The Merriam-Webster dictionary just declared "irregardless" a word , even though it's not really a word. Luke and Andrew also discuss Unsolved Mysteries , how to get ahead in podcasting, and Russell Wilson's "unique" hands. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Gary Larson is back with new Far Side cartoons, and a Japanese theme park encourages roller coaster riders to "scream inside their hearts." Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Andrew finally gets his hands on some of them goofy flavored potato chips, only to find himself betrayed by them. Also, Vermont outlaws throwing away food in non-compostable bins, and Luke learns that Dixie Cups were sort of the "Zoom" of the 1918 Flu pandemic. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew both played around in the sandwich space yesterday and were happy with their respective results. Plus, Luke forgot what year it is, and a listener shares a horrifying story of a 1990s house party gone wrong.  Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke is trying to attract humming birds to his window, and Andrew is confused about hashtags. Plus, we've maybe been measuring dogs ages the wrong way!

Andrew grills Luke in a quiz all about grills, with a little help from Paula Abdul. And Luke's mom sings her special sparkler song.  Today's show is sponsored by Tushy. Visit HelloTushy.com/tbtl to get 10% off.

Andrew is uneasy about an upcoming appointment, and Luke is questioning his relationship with his cat. Plus, Vanilla Ice had a misguided plan to perform at a restaurant in virus-ravaged Texas, and a restaurant in South Carolina uses blow-up dolls to fill seats.  Today's show is sponsored by True Botanicals. Get 15% off your first purchase at TrueBotanicals.com/tbtl.

Luke and Andrew celebrate Canada Day with a look at the latest development in fake meats that are being "pooped out" of 3D-printers, and they get a preview of the upcoming virtual Tour de France.  Today's show is sponsored by Miro. Visit Visit Miro.com/tbtl to start collaborating for free.

Luke and Andrew hatch a sneaky plan to find out who, exactly, has to participate in their company's cyber security training. They also weigh-in on Sacha Baron Cohen's prank at a far-right rally in Washington State. Today's show is sponsored by Tushy. Visit HelloTushy.com/tbtl to get 10% off.

Luke tried to stalk Andrew this weekend, and Andrew is trying to stalk his way onto John Dickerson's Wikipedia page. Plus, Amazon is going to name Seattle's new venue "Climate Pledge Arena", and it's time to start saying goodbye to the Segway scooter. Today's show is sponsored by Miro. Visit Visit Miro.com/tbtl to start collaborating for free.

Luke and Andrew CRACK into a story about all the baseball peanuts that are going to waste, and they try to sort out their feelings on the newly-announced baseball season.

Luke falls in love with a small town swimming hole that he hopes to someday use. Plus, "portable urinals" (aka "pee bags") are flying off the shelves. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

TBTL reunites a student, Julien, with his long-lost favorite teacher, whose name happens to be Andrew Walsh. For now. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

A twenty-year disagreement between Genevieve and Andrew involves a movie trailer that just blew Luke's mindgrapes. (It stars Vincent D'Onofrio. Or maybe Brendan Frasier.) Also, illegal fireworks are booming across the US, which leads to some complicated feelings and ruined casseroles.  Today's show is sponsored by Doordash . Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first ord...

Luke savors a rare weekend of mostly good political headlines, and Andrew notices that the New York Times is getting into Dream Catching…for better or worse. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

Luke and Andrew find themselves in uncharted waters after Andrew tries to suss out the origins of a phishing email. Plus, Luke learns some things about Scrub Daddies and Scrub Mommies. Today's show is sponsored by True Botanicals. Get 15% off your first purchase at TrueBotanicals.com/tbtl.

Andrew is about to embark on a grand adventure, while Luke is definitely NOT going anywhere, thanks to some hot canned peppers. Today's show is sponsored by True Botanicals. Get 15% off your first purchase at TrueBotanicals.com/tbtl .

Andrew tells Luke which celebrities he guesses have bad breath, and Luke is amazed by a video about "mindful snacking" from the company that makes Oreos. Today's show is sponsored by Notion. Visit Notion.com/tbtl for 10% off a team plan.

Jeopardy!  is running out of new episodes, the world's sexiest tortoise is retiring at age 100, and Luke almost burnt down his house last night. Today's show is sponsored by Tushy bidets. Visit HelloTushy.com/tbtl to get 10% off.

Luke and Andrew try to figure out why a canned pasta company was called "Franco-American," and they debate the appeal of to-go cocktails. And listener in San Francisco finds himself in a high-stakes poop-related garbage anxiety standoff with a neighbor. Today's show is sponsored by True Botanicals. Get 15% off your first purchase at TrueBotanicals.com/tbtl.

Luke and Andrew find that two of the biggest news stories in the world right now are happening in their respective cities: Seattle's police-free "autonomous zone" is making international headlines, and the latest Murder Hornet sighting occurred on Luke's jogging route.

Andrew finds himself embroiled in a mystery as strange emails from a Hollywood production company start filling his inbox. Plus, David Chase accidentally disambiguates the ending of The Sopranos, and "disambiguate" is definitely a word. I just looked it up.