TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke's new favorite radio station has him working on his own Radio Voice. Andrew is cranky over his lack of a Wikipedia page. And a bunch of Orcas named Gladys are attacking boats off the coast of Portugal.

Luke and Andrew dissect the Seahawks' disappointing loss, the Browns' strange victory, and the pigeon that wouldn't leave the 40 yard line. 

Luke checks in from Portland with some news while John Tesh checks out from Twitter. Meanwhile, Andrew moves heaven and earth to try and log into a right wing social media site without success.

Luke and Andrew discuss the times they've cried on-air and why Luke's friend's Dad said something weird in 1987. Plus, more murder hornets, damn it. 

Andrew tracks down the song his 6th grade class sang at graduation, and is very surprised by its origins. And today is the 50th anniversary of the best local TV news story of all time.

Luke is pretty much done with trying to read the news without going bonkers this week, so he and Andrew instead celebrate celebrity birthdays and stumble on some shocking Alex Trebek tape. 

An online group of Furries have recreated a virtual reality version of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, and we are here for it. 

Luke and Andrew look back at the Seahawks' messy loss to the Bills yesterday and they wonder how many dancy/singy shows Ken Jeong is allowed to host at once. 

Luke and Andrew celebrate this weekend's election results and dig deep on the mystery of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference. They also pay tribute to Alex Trebek, who sadly passed away. 

Luke and Andrew try to process the ongoing vote count, while Luke's liver braces for some more good news (hopefully.) Plus, Luke apologizes for slandering the good name of the New Yorker subscription department. 

As the country waits to see who will be their next president, Luke and Andrew try to get to the bottom of a mystery surrounding the Muppet Babies.

Chris Hayes from MSNBC stops by to give Luke & Andrew some context and clarity as to what is really going on with the country and the election.

Luke and Andrew get serious about how they're feeling as the election count continues, then Luke gets serious about some whisky as a twitter joke goes awry.

Luke makes a commitment to do something very brave and life-changing if tonight's election results end in a certain candidate's concession speech. He also spent yesterday hanging out with honest-to-god ligers at an animal sanctuary.

Luke watched the Seattle Seahawks beat the 49ers over the saddest plate of mozzarella sticks in Colorado while Andrew watched the Browns get slowly dismantled by a team from Las Vegas?

Luke checks in from Colorado before visiting some of the "Tiger King" tigers. Andrew is relieved his plumbing is fixed but worried about the implications for his garbage duties. Plus, a sculpture in The Netherlands is exactly the right shape for saving a commuter train that plunged off the tracks.

Andrew's struggles with the broken plumbing in his apartment begin to approach a breaking point. Meanwhile, Luke continues to explore the culture and curiosities of Butte, Montana. And McDonald's is bringing back the McRib, and the social media roll-out is less annoying than you might think!

Luke doesn't want to talk about the coffee he just spilled all over his pants, but Andrew sure does. Also, the Tens of Listeners get to the bottom of the Dominos Pizza App Conspiracy Theory once and for all. 

Luke's ongoing Montana adventures take him to an abandoned, underground, illegal casino with secret passageways! Plus, a player for the Dodgers was diagnosed with coronavirus during the game yesterday , but that didn't stop him from pulling down his mask to celebrate his World Series win with his teammates. Great job. 

Plumbing issues in Andrew's apartment give him a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to use a bathroom that he's often dreamt of using. Luke, meanwhile, has a pizza adventure in a Butte, Montana, parking lot. 

Luke and Andrew break down a pretty devastating Seahawks overtime loss to the Cardinals and a pretty dang impressive comeback win by the Cleveland Browns!

Luke is in Montana, which is good, but he accidentally flew into the wrong city, which is...less good. Plus, a listener offers an interesting suggestion on how to describe TBTL to the uninitiated. 

A TBTL listener tries to convince her friend to check out the podcast. Luke and Andrew review her efforts. They also review season one of HBO's The Vow.

Luke and Andrew try to determine if it's immoral to use a gift certificate at an independent restaurant during these tough economic times. Plus, Quibi has announced that it is, indeed, folding, leading Andrew to make the most obvious joke you can already imagine. 

Andrew is offended by a pretty inoffensive voicemail he just received, and Luke is dealing with a toe injury that neither Buddhism nor mashed potatoes seem to help. Plus, all of Chris Pratt's famous friends are rushing to his defense on Twitter...for some reason.