TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Andrew confesses to some embarrassing Twitter-related action this morning. Luke can relate. Plus, why you should never ask to see the chef at a restaurant, and other TBTL advice. 

Luke and Andrew discover "the worst video game ever created," which leads Andrew to a new obsession. Plus, is Stephen King out here just making up words like "orlesque"?

Luke's interview with a film director suffers some technical setbacks. Meanwhile, Andrew accidentally put on his Good Socks today, even though he didn't need to. And "Power Out Linda" sets the record straight regarding her role on TBTL. 

Luke and Andrew are surprised to learn that a sixth iteration of Home Alone is coming to theaters, and that it features some of their favorite comedians. Plus, Paul McCartney continues to make headlines, this time by negging the Rolling Stones.

Luke and Andrew brace for the future after the Seahawks lost their game...and their quarterback. And the Browns suffer a painful, high-scoring loss to Justin Herbert's L.A. Chargers. 

Luke stumbled on one of the weirdest, most fascinating stories about a rock band that he's ever heard. It involves "Fake Zombies." Plus, Paul McCartney says he didn't break up The Beatles. 

A San Francisco sandwich shop is eliciting a lot of confusion with its latest commercial. Plus, Luke blew out his voice again last night, and Andrew's excited to see 4 Non-Blondes back in the headlines.

Andrew has jumped head-first into the surveillance game, and it's paying off. Sort of. Plus, Luke's awkward exchange in an elevator forces him to adopt a British accent from this day forward.

William Shatner is going to space, but he's still a jerk. And the results of this year's Fat Bear contest creates an uproar. And listener Dave mark's this year's Trucktober festivities with a special poem.

Andrew's adventures in plumbing go predictably sideways. Plus, Facebook, Instagram, and all their related products shut down for most of yesterday. Maybe that's a good thing?

Luke and Andrew say goodbye to a magical Mariner's season, and they recap this weekend's wins by the Seahawks and Browns (Sorry, Stu.)

Luke destroyed his voice this weekend rooting for his Seattle Mariners. But that doesn't stop a podcaster! Also, farewell Ozy Media, we hardly knew thee. 

Luke's travelling up to Seattle this weekend to drink in that sweet Mariners playoff race energy. Plus, Netflix's new, wildly popular offering "Squid Game" is creating issues for a fellow who's phone number is used in the show.

Andrew receives a surprise email at the beginning of today's show. Plus, Mick Jagger chills at a little bar in North Carolina, and it's kind of charming as hell. 

Luke and Andrew realize that they've been missing a BIG DETAIL in their ongoing Duck Painting Coverage. Plus, a Danish artist pockets a bunch of government cash and calls it art. And Eminem is opening a restaurant called "Mom's Spaghetti."

Luke and Andrew try to make sense of the Seahawks' 1-2 start after a loss to the Vikings. Meanwhile, the Cleveland defense almost murdered Chicago's rookie QB. And the Mariners continue to keep it interesting, with only 5 games left to play.

Luke and Andrew get an update on a mysterious duck painting, as well as a 40 million dollar conference call gone awry. Plus, a listener calls in with a story about getting a too-good-to-be-true deal on a kitchen appliance.

Luke is giving up coffee, at least for a week. Also, Alabama's leading boudoir photographer and barrel racer is upset that the state has confiscated his opossum named Donovan.

Luke stepped on a meatball, and then had a weird experience at the doctor's office. These are unrelated events.

Luke and Andrew go through the audio archives and play some long-forgotten TBTL intro tape. Plus, a YA author admits to compulsively sending made-up stories to Slate's advice columnist.

Andrew realizes he may need to see a men's health specialist before he can perform his duties at an upcoming wedding. Plus, Demi Adejuyigbe released his final (?) "September" video yesterday. And listeners share tales of dog poop vengeance gone wrong and chefs taking ostentatiously long bathroom breaks.

Luke spent the morning wearing a cowboy hat and yelling at the top of his lungs for a TV story. Meanwhile, MSNBC's Chris Hayes becomes TBTL's promotions department. 

Luke and Andrew discuss the Seahawks' somewhat baffling loss to Tennessee yesterday and the Browns' ugly win over Houston. 

Luke joins the show from Texas, where he endured a boat tour guide whose sense of humor was...confusing at best. Plus, Gillian Anderson is asked an awkward question after her big Emmy win last night, but she handled it with aplomb.

A surprise attendee at the trial of the year reminds Luke and Andrew of Lucille Bluth. Or maybe George Bluth? Or is he more like Steve Buscemi in 30 Rock? We'll figure it out. Plus, plant burglars are swiping valuable bonsai trees across the Twin Cities, and it's kind of heartbreaking