TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke suffered some DEEP embarrassment at the airport yesterday, but Andrew talks him through it. They also learn about one man's efforts to recycle gently used bars of soap left behind in hotels.

Luke is obsessed with a new TikTok trend that is very difficult to describe, but that doesn't stop him and Andrew from trying! Plus, Luke's favorite magazine gets an exclusive interview with the man who was secretly recorded dipping his hot dog into his beer at a Yankees game.

Something incredible happened to Luke earlier this week, and he didn't even plan on telling us about it. What the heck? He and Andrew also discuss the story of a woman who called 911 after falling down into an outhouse toilet. 

Johnny Depp said something in court yesterday that stopped Luke in his tracks. Plus, the truckers orchestrating a protest convoy found themselves in the worst situation they could possibly imagine. It involved gridlocked traffic, Berkeley students, and an endless supply of eggs.

We joke a lot about "hot takes" on TBTL, but Luke has two very legitimate hot takes today, one of which was inspired by a photo of Henry Winkler. Luke and Andrew also discuss whether it's time to bring robot umpires into baseball, and Andrew becomes obsessed with tracking down a particularly bad Chevy Chase movie.

Luke and Andrew gear up for the Great Twitter Takeover by Elon Musk. They also compare notes on some home renovation projects, one of which led Andrew to almost have a freakout at Home Depot this weekend.

CNN's new streaming service is already history, and Netflix is struggling with its own numbers. Luke and Andrew weigh-in on the landscape of modern media….and on Paul F. Tompkins' Cameo videos, which are PERFECT. 

Stephen King (the author) offered the internet a unique fish recipe the other day, and boy oh boy, did it cause a stir. Plus, the Seattle Mariners have explained why they stopped playing Louie Louie during the 7th inning stretch, but their reasoning doesn't satisfy Luke and Andrew.

Andrew's latest home project leads to an online shopping mistake that is haunting him. Plus, Luke is starting to really come around on this Nicolas Cage guy!

Andrew is very worried about today's Wordle puzzle based on what he's seeing in his Wordle chat group. Meanwhile, Luke's been digging the new HBO show Our Flag Means Death, AND he has an update on his new kitty, Bubbles, whom he's currently in a long distance relationship with.

Luke and Andrew have some big plans for this year's TBTL-a-Thon, and they're excited to share them. Also, Luke has some personal news of his own he'd like to share. (Don't worry, it's good news!)

Luke is officially a "glasses guy" now. And Andrew, apparently, is a "shelf guy"? Also, Elon Musk's attempted takeover of Twitter sends Luke and Andrew (and eventually Genevieve!) down a Cheers rabbit hole.

Andrew has developed a strong curiosity around Charleston Chews, and he might just act on it. Also, Luke is shocked to hear that a streaming platform with a household name has a smaller audience than TBTL.

Luke is considering doing something completely against his nature, and Andrew tries to guess what it is. They also look back at the life and career of Gilbert Gottfried, including his most important work on USA's "Up All Night," which many mainstream publications have overlooked.

Andrew tries to help Luke solve a mystery surrounding a little league baseball card from Luke's youth. Plus, an enterprise reporter is upset that people are stealing his stories and turning them into podcast series. Is there anything he can do?

Luke had a little accident in his apartment this weekend, and now he may have a new scar to show off the next time he's hunting sharks with a guy named Quint. He also has some thoughts about last night's finale of Severance, but Andrew doesn't want to hear them.

Andrew mowed his lawn for the first time yesterday and offers Luke a complete report. They also debate which of their childhood "flying novelty discs" was better. And they gear up for today's big Seattle Mariners season opener!

Luke and Andrew are hoping to take advantage of today's 70 degree weather before the snow comes this weekend. Because everything is fine and that's how weather is supposed to work. Plus, we have a big update on the Patty Moriarty mystery that led Luke and Andrew to Larrimah, Australia a few years ago.

A listener helps Luke track down the audio of his very first radio show from the 1990s, leading to a true moment of inception on TBTL. Plus, the Washington Post has published an absolutely fascinating story of a carpet cleaner in DC who speaks 24 languages.

Luke discovers a TV show from 1976 that is blowing his mind. Andrew learns that he's living with a Slender Man. And a listener's in-laws turn on the TV to see that they've made the local news.

Luke and Andrew are worried about the friendship between Will Ferrell and Adam McKay….despite enjoying the project that caused the apparent rift. They also listen to the best/worst radio intro currently on Seattle's airwaves. And Luke made a lasagna.

Former Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson has a new "NFT-powered hydration drink brand aimed at Gen Z consumers," because of course he does. Plus, Luke might have offended the world's biggest fish painting fan. 

Luke and Andrew listen to the new official song of the Cleveland Guardians, the city's recently-rebranded baseball team. They also discuss Washington's new state sport, pickleball, and Andrew quizzes Luke on other state's official sports.

Andrew set foot in Costco for the first time ever yesterday and has a full report. He and Luke also discuss their own awkward brand of email etiquette, and they listen to Paul Rudd prank Conan O'Brien once again, despite all odds. 

Luke is in Hawaii, but all hell is breaking loose at his apartment building back home. Meanwhile, Andrew's chair is pranking him, and -- unrelatedly -- he's just beginning to learn about The Costco Culture.