TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

A story about a GI Joe toy leads Luke to confess to one of his lesser-known childhood sins. He's also bummed about two things: his Thanksgiving plans have fallen apart, and a popular new Netflix series doesn't mention him once. 

Luke came home to an eviction notice in his apartment after spending ten days on the road. That's not super great. Plus, the New York Times offers an amusing look at English soccer fans trying to get drunk enough to watch World Cup soccer in Qatar. 

Luke said goodbye to Twitter this weekend, but then he said hello to an august organization known as the Fraternal Order Of Eagles.

Luke joins Andrew in Seattle to discuss last night's big Live Wire event, whether or not Larry David can be sued for making a crypto commercial, and whether or not they'd like to live in Sam Walton's old office. 

Andrew and Luke have been acquainting themselves with the genre of Hallmark Christmas Movies in their own ways. Plus, Luke is looking for a drummer, and Andrew is looking for an associate producer credit.

Luke and Andrew invent a new candy that the world is not ready for. They also discuss the bizarre "space plane" that's apparently been flying around the globe the past couple of years. And Luke shares his underwear adventures in NYC, whether you want to hear about them or not.

Andrew made a dumb joke about the Rockford Files that ended up being true, and it's absolutely blowing his mind. Plus, Luke wonders if his phone is spying on him in New York City, and a listener has a secret key that she wants to bestow on a coworker, but doesn't know how. 

Luke has been loving and then hating the fact that his favorite kind of food truck is parked right outside his hotel in New York City. Plus, a famous chicken fingers restaurant chain just learned that it's not allowed to sell chicken fingers at its new location. That's a problem.

Luke has plans to update Andrew's image. They include a shaved head and a leather apron. Plus, it looks like Larry David was accidentally right about cryptocurrency in his sarcastic Super Bowl commercial. 

Luke had more adventures with marijuana-infused cooking yesterday, this time in New York City, where he may have had a run-in with the mafia. Plus, Colts owner Jim Irsay apparently fashions himself a musician, although he might want to reconsider. 

Luke ran into some very smelly issues on his flight to New York last night. And Andrew Walsh has a list of Sylvester Stallone's top movie roles…but it's not our Andrew Walsh. 

Luke and Andrew discuss polling places, dune buggies, Iron Maiden's airplane, Iron Maiden's lead singer (who flies the airplane), and whether or not the Powerball results will rip their friend group apart.

Luke is obsessed with a clip of Billy Corgan eating chips (and dip?) on stage during a drum solo. He also just realized that he accidentally spread some very false information about Julia Roberts on multiple radio shows last week. 

Luke's plans to buy concert tickets were interrupted by a $1800 price tag, and that just ain't right. Plus, it looks like a permanent switch to Daylight Saving Time is off the table.

Kitten talk is back! Luke had to take Bubbles to the vet today for her big spaying operation, and Andrew had quite the scare with Bingo last night. Plus, a deadly snake has gone missing from Missouri's "Venom Fest," and that can't be good, right? 

Luke got super high on weed for a CBS News feature yesterday. It was…interesting. Also, unrelatedly, Andrew wants to know where all the Reese's Pieces have disappeared to. 

Luke is gearing up for his big day of eating weed-infused food for a CBS feature. Andrew is surprised he can't find more information online about an apparently obscure author. And the internet wasn't lying: Martin Luther King, Jr. really paid the hospital bill when Julia Roberts was born.

Andrew's weekend was tinged by credit card drama, and Luke is feeling slightly better about the future after reading an in-depth analysis of climate change realities. Also, Luke wanted to name this episode "Their Phones Are Their Money", which is also a good title.

Andrew's phone is making purchases without his permission, and Luke is trying to figure out his next move now that Elon Musk has taken the reins at Twitter. 

Luke and Andrew listen to an amazing country song by TBTL listener Joey that's based on something they said on the show. They also discuss an update in the Great Walleye Contest Cheating Scandal Of 2022.

Luke is having a hard time navigating the post-pandemic economy, and Andrew is considering getting himself a "sniffing rag." Plus, the NFL says that referees weren't actually asking a star football player for an autograph after a video leak, but the new explanation doesn't seem much better. 

Luke and Andrew celebrate the life and smiles of Leslie Jordan, who died this week, leaving many, many heartbroken fans behind. Plus, Andrew's afraid to go to the vet today, and he's not even the one getting examined.

Andrew has a lot of questions for Luke about Seattle-area pizza shops and billboards. They also discuss the shrinking size of Halloween candy and the underappreciation of Whoppers and Violet Crumble.

Luke joins the show from beautiful Skamania, luckily still in one piece after a run-in with a very angry, very large man on the way there.

Andrew shares an old mixtape he made which was inspired by Whitney Houston's best song, and Luke clears some things up regarding Christopher Meloni, Elias Koteas, and Blake Shelton.