TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

The New York Times says many people don't want to date men with podcasts. Luke and Andrew have a podcast. Plus, a new Girl Scout cookie is selling at ludicrous prices on the secondary market.

Luke and Andrew finally discuss the Top Stories that they promised last week, from "whisky fungus" in Tennessee to temporary tattoos that aren't so temporary. Plus, how do you celebrate a cat's birthday?

Luke's attempts to dress up like a shepherd hit a snag. He also has some regrets about the note that he left on the windshield of a Ford something-or-other earlier this week. 

The person who returned Lady Gaga's stolen dogs says the singer isn't respecting the "no questions asked" part of the reward agreement. Plus, Luke and Andrew break down the lyrics to Huey Lewis' "The Power of Love" in order to find deeper meaning in the song. 

Luke and Andrew stumble on an honest-to-gosh mystery outside Luke's apartment window. So they do what any good podcasters do: They get involved.

Woody Harrelson dropped an anti-vax joke during his SNL monologue, but his views seem more complicated, overall. Plus, Howard Schultz is adding olive oil to some Starbucks drinks. Could this really just be the whim of a coffee aficionado?

After a nice weekend at an Oregon cabin, Luke has some lingering frustrations about the state of AirBNB rules. Meanwhile, Andrew considers a four-day darkness retreat after an embarrassing night in his rumpus room.

A heavy snowstorm almost prevented Luke from getting to New York, but he did get to spend a lot of quality time on the tarmac!

Luke trolls Andrew hard over Wordle and tries to ruin his Wordle-based relationships. Plus, Luke has some mail drama in his apartment building.

Luke and Andrew agonize over part of yesterday's show that hit the cutting room floor. Plus, United Airlines is going to start allowing parents to sit by their children without paying extra fees, and a proposed law would prohibit dogs from sticking their heads out car windows!

Andrew is on a ridiculous mission involving his favorite podcast and his relationship with it. Plus, liquor board officials in Oregon have been grifting the public out of the most sought-after bottles of whiskey.

Luke and Andrew dig into the history of Presidents' Day with a little help from the New York Times.

The federal government is trying to crack down on "funny" road safety signs, like the one in New Jersey that says, "We'll be blunt. Don't drive high."

Luke and Andrew discover that they were BOTH coincidentally at roller rinks last night, although Andrew was more focused on a Simpsons arcade game than roller skating. Plus, a donut shop owner in Conway, New Hampshire, is fighting with the town over his new mural, which may actually be a sign, not a mural (but he insists it's a mural.)

Luke's got a gripe about the folks using the free coffee machine in his building, and he's got a new rule for jewelry shops. Plus, data shows that someone crashes their car into a 7-11 store about once a day. That seems like a lot.

The TBTL Hive Mind jumps in to correct the record on a mis-identified audio drop featuring Kristen Schaal, making at least one listener very nervous. Plus, Burger King's newish jingle is the Song Of The Winter.

Luke enjoyed a wonderful Super Bowl Sunday, thanks to some bonkers bets that panned out for him. He and Andrew also look at the best and worst commercials that aired during the game. And a listener blows their dang minds with a gentle correction about a favorite audio drop. 

A $150 cup of coffee has Luke reconsidering his relationship with the beverage.  Andrew is waiting to see if the local sports station will read his text on the air. And Luke found himself in a "Pay It Backwards" situation recently in a Starbucks drive-thru.

Joe Biden used an idiom during his State of the Union speech that has left a lot of people confused. Turns out, he's been using it for years, and NPR is on the case. Plus, Luke and Andrew go down a sandwich memory lane.

Andrew tries to help Luke decide what to do with his accidental collection of casino chips. Plus, LeBron James broke a historic record last night, which unearthed some fond basketball memories for Luke.

Luke clears up some details regarding yesterday's water rescue story. Meanwhile, Andrew is hot under the collar about a new policy at AMC theaters.  The comedian at the beginning of today's show is Brooks Wheelan . 

Luke received a very surprising and pretty upsetting letter from his neighbor over the weekend. He and Andrew also found themselves protected from a menace by a hero bartender in Portland on Friday. And the Goonies house is in the news again?!

Luke's cat is fulfilling a secret New Years resolution, and Andrew had a realization about TBTL while listening to the AM radio yesterday. Plus, Netflix's plans to crack down on password sharing are starting to take shape.

Luke tells a fascinating coming-of-age story from his past that Andrew might be a little too interested in. They also discuss a new, in-depth article about Taco Time, the fast food restaurant that presents a great divide in the Pacific Northwest.  Taco Time photo by Dolan Halbrook, licensed under Creative Commons.

Luke and Andrew look back at the plethora of stars who tried out for roles on The Office , and they learn an important lesson about creative feedback. Plus, a tech bro is spending two million dollars a year to reverse the aging process, and comedian Nate Bargetzie is experiencing the aging process similarly to Luke.