TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke has become a legitimate hockey fan, and it doesn't have anything to do with gambling. He and Andrew also discuss a man who claims he's living under water for "science." 

Ford and other car companies say they are going to stop putting AM radios in their vehicles. That doesn't bode well for Andrew's listening habits. And a listener needs some yard sign advice.

Andrew did something regrettable to his landscaping yesterday. Luke is impressed with a man who cleans compost toilets for a living and hates the work as much as we would. And a Seattle pizza institution is going to start using flying drones to deliver orders. 

Luke and Andrew dig into the fake, A.I.-generated mini-episode of TBTL that was created by listener Seth. They also get updates on Luke's missing UPS package, the child who appears in John Mulaney's comedy special, and Dennis Franz's derriere.

Luke is mesmerized by the beauty of New England but frustrated by its labyrinthian roads. Andrew revisits the great Cleveland balloon disaster of 1986. And a listener creates a mini-episode of TBTL using artificial intelligence.  (Image of 1.4 million balloons being released into the sky over Cleveland in 1986 from the mini YouTube doc BalloonFest '86: The Fundraiser that Ended in Disaster by TSD...

Luke considers employing artificial intelligence to handle his 11,000 unread emails. He and Andrew also discuss Beau is Afraid and the Best Kiss winner from the MTV movie awards. 

Luke is spending his birthday delighting in old Macho Man Randy Savage interviews. Plus, New Jersey's big pasta mystery is basically solved, although Andrew still has some questions (of course.)

Residents of a New Jersey town want to know who dumped huge amounts of spaghetti in the woods next to a stream. Plus, the Funeral Directors of America have an important message for Luke. 

Andrew quizzes Luke on obscure words for even more obscure emotions. They also discuss lawn care, Seattle radio luminaries of the 1990s, and whether or not Luke should place any bets at a Kentucky Derby party he's attending this weekend.

A filmmaker pieced together Frank Ocean's entire mysterious Coachella performance using nothing but found footage…then he was ordered to take it off the internet. And Andrew can't seem to have anything but awkward interactions with his very nice neighbor. 

Luke and Andrew reminisce about the vacuum cleaners of their youths, and they explore all the eerie urban legends that surround the Denver airport.

Luke climbed a 300 foot tree this weekend and now truly understands "the fear." Plus, Andrew's own worst fear comes to life when he wears a Baltimore Orioles hat out in public, even though he doesn't know anything about the team.

Luke and Andrew's boss, Beth, joins the show to try to get Luke to complete his dang cybersecurity training and to let us know if APM will be able to survive without TBTL.

Luke became a huge hockey fan overnight (with a little help from DraftKings.) A listener blows Andrew's mind with some TV trivia that slipped right past him. And Dateline NBC just hit the big time!

A lifehack on Reddit actually helps Luke cut through a phone tree and reach a human being as he tries to deal with a huge company's customer service robots. Plus, a fake Tom Brady stand-up special created with A.I. is pulled from the internet, and today is the last day to use your Bed, Bath and Beyond coupons! 

Matthew Perry says he regrets insulting Keanu Reeves in his memoir, which leads Luke and Andrew to explore one of Perry's less celebrated roles in a sleeper Christopher Guest film. Also, Luke is beyond furious at UPS right now. 

Ed Sheeran is facing a lawsuit claiming that one of his songs sounds too much like Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On." Luke and Andrew listen to the tape and of course offer a definitive ruling. 

TBTL Friendo Paula Poundstone joins the show to talk about how she ended up in Alan Rickman's diary…and not necessarily in a good way. Luke and Andrew also spend way too much time talking about the basketball skills of Shaquille O'Neal's mom in a new segment they're calling "Outside The NBA." 

Residents in Tampa are wowed by a strange vision in the sky that some reported was a UFO. It wasn't. Plus, Luke and Andrew have a new favorite audio exclamation point. 

Andrew is tempted to start clearing weeds along the busy, litter-strewn streets of his neighborhood. Plus, the French monks famous for making Chartreuse have decided to focus more on monking than making liquor, and now there's a global shortage of the stuff. 

Luke and Andrew analyze some strange audio they found on TikTok yesterday. Plus, a lost wallet leads to an amazing discovery at Luke's nearest Home Depot. And the 7-foot Dairy Queen spoon that went missing has now been found! 

Andrew is very impressed with the A.I. version of Luke's voice that someone made. They also discuss the decision to change "HBO Max" to a service simply called "Max". And a listener tries their hand at guessing Andrew's new washing machine song.

Luke and Andrew have a big (fun, exciting, scary) announcement about TBTL! 

Luke has a close(ish) call with internet shaming. Andrew's memory of a very old stand-up bit is confirmed by a listener who went digging deep. And Tupperware is in serious financial trouble, and it didn't have to be this way!

Andrew thinks his new washing machine might be a reincarnated musician, and Luke has an bizarrely impossible experience trying to order two martinis and a root beer at a local watering hole.