TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

R.I.P. Corey Haim, you taught us that illegal driving is super fun, also, Jen checks in from Georgia, and Luke inexplicably decides to try and explain why he is an agnostic.

The Litter Kwitter (cat toilet training system) finally arrives, and Luke is super excited. Plus, Vanessa stands by her hot water bottle obsession despite some disturbing possibilities brought to light by Amazon dot com.

Live from Portland, Luke stages an intervention on Vanessa over a new 'friend' she's been bringing to bed with them. Plus, in Georgia, Jen run into one southern tradition she just cannot get used to. Plus, why did this year's Oscars suck so much?

Derek Erdman, aka 'Rap Master Maurice' talks about his trip to last year's Gathering of The Juggalos, and reveals audio tape of the Revenge Rap our old KIRO bosses don't want you to hear

In honor of Gene Porter, the man who made the hottest hot sauce ever in history ever (and passed away last weekend), we replay the TBTL episode where Jen almost died from eating some of 'The Man'.

Roger Ebert's fancy new voice (which is made from his fancy old voice) is revealed, Luke has some apologizing to do to Jen over his recent comments calling her a granny, and a TBTL PSA, do not. ever. pee on something electric. ever.

On today's show: an Interview with our new favorite Juggalo, 'Krunt'. Plus, Luke gets furious at a coffee shop when they don't offer Splenda, and TBTL officially tries to show its love for Canada, a.k.a., 'America Jr.'

On today's show, Luke unintentionally hurts the feelings of (in order) the following: Southerners, Canadians, Lesbian Bike Messengers, Diminutive Female-to-male Trans Folk, San Franciscans, People from St. Louis and Canadians (again). This is probably the last episode ever, so enjoy it.

Luke has an exciting announcement for Vanessa, Sean updates us on his New Thursday Friendos, and JD and Thunder detail The Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend (this week... Nemesis!)

Luke and Jen battle insect invasions from opposite sides of the country, TBTL officially endorses the term "Killer Whale" to remind us all that the animals are, in fact, dangerous, and Luke tries to make the listeners understand the difference between 'Judg-ey' and 'Opinionated' (because there is a difference).

Luke and Vanessa settle the Cat Potty Training Issue once and for all (kind of), A Juggalo named "Krunt" has a few words he'd like to share with you, and Call Makers! In which Nikki tells us about the time she almost died listening to TBTL.

Sh*t gets real when Sean talks about why he decided to pull his most recent podcast off the air, plus Mike Pesca on what it's like raising a Baby Einstein.

The Universe gives Luke a sign he should stay off booze for Lent, and the sign almost poops on him. Plus, Jen wanders into a real life version of the "Roadhouse" bar and nearly ignites a brawl, plus, is listening to a book as good a reading a book? Your letters and emails say 'no way dudes'.

TBTL Episode # 500! Luke, Jen and Sean wonder how they ever managed to get all those shows on the air, considering they were often very drunk. Plus, an interview with Garfunkel & Oates (featuring a Very Inappropriate Song).

Luke's friend 'The Mummy' has printed out checklist he now gives to his various internet dates. Item #3: "it is probable that I have previously had relations with with one or more people on that same day. Also, I might try to "introduce" you to one of those people later on." On today's show, Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Mummy.

Addie's 16th birthday has Luke waxing nostalgic about his teen-dad days, listener Colleen tells us how her love of football once caused her neighbor to think she was a battered woman, plus Roger Ebert, even more interesting and brilliant that you thought he was.

Luke realizes that he's got to stop making the same dumb jokes all the time, and Jen has the perfect solution. Plus, a special Olympics- Themed Awesome Not Awesome (Mary Carillo charging you like a bull? Not Awesome), and a rare appearance from Addie, on the eve of her 16th birthday.

Kumail Nanjiani finally tells his crazy John Mayer story, JD and Thunder talk about The Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend, and Jen has two words for you: Leaking Anus.

John Mayer suffers a mind explosion but Luke sort of sides with him, Microsoft wants to defeat Nigerian Emails Scams with an awesome song they wrote. And speaking of songs, is it possible for any band to make more than three Truly Great Albums? Luke says probably not.

Luke and Vanessa find out they've been systematically ruining their neighbor's lives for the past 6 months, The East Coast Tens check in from beneath their snowdrifts with stories of 'snow pudding' and constipated pooches, and Stephen Colbert with the last word on the word "retard".

Sean mourns a death in the TBTL (fish) Family, Drew McFrizz talks about playing fantasy football in prison, Luke discusses the proceeds from the TBTL-athon and Jen has a new worry... the CEO of Toyota killing himself to protect his honor.

A.D. Miles and Michael Blieden from Late Night With Jimmy Fallon talk about their worst flops (baked bean volcano anyone?) and biggest triumphs (clocksucker anyone?) in year one. Plus, Luke's 90 second review of the Super Bowl ads gets way out of hand.

Day 5 of The TBTL-athon, featuring Rachel Flotard of Visqueen. Jen thinks she and Jason might be hiding Jews in their trailer, and Luke remembers the worst haircut ever given (which happened to occur on his own head).

Day Four of The TBTL-athon. Mike Pesca checks in from Miami where he's covering the Superbowl, Jen tells how her dog's pee ruined a city, and Luke ponders a major change to The TBTL Language.

TBTL-athon Day 3 Featuring Dan Savage. Plus, Luke tries to give a crap about Lost and fails, and Jen gets yelled at in Florida for not knowing what Buffalo Chicken Meat looks like.