TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

The Bobcat Mystery is solved, complete with audio tape of the Mystery Lady, Jen learns a lot about the State of Our Union via the various laundromats she's visited, and Luke learns of a case of a woman who hoards rats. Yes that's right, RATS.

Luke is embarrassed about his drunk-dialing of Sean, Australian Ninjas save a guy who's getting mugged, and we finally Release The Kraken (sort of).

Jen sees a disturbing example of senior citizen nudity and cold-water swimming on her trip to Maine, Chris Hayes from 'The Nation' stops by to explain what Tuesday's elections meant, and the debut of a new segment 'You'll never believe what happened... oh, no, wait, you'll totally believe what happened'

Luke apologizes to Dio fans everywhere, is Justin Bieber illiterate due his being home-schooled? And we've got a photo of Bobcat Lady, should we post it?

Luke's chainsaw-related lie almost gets him killed, is it time for us to collectively declare Russell Crowe dead to us? And Mystery Solvers! We now know what kind of car the Bobcat Lady drives.

Quilting's 'Bad Boy' Mark Lipinski tells his harrowing tell of battling a pet bobcat. Luke gets an evite to the awesomest World Cup party EVER, the only problem is it's probably a scam. Plus, Lindy West from The Stranger reviews 'Babies', in TBTL's occasional Friday segment: 'What's The Cutest Wootest Widdle Movie You Can See This Weekend?'

Luke tells the story of the most awkward HR Diversity Session ever, Jen has a run-in with yet another Maine bookshop owner, and the Mystery of the Olympia pet bobcat deepens (and bizarrely enough seems to involve America's "Bad Boy of Quilting").

Music from Chris Pureka, Callmakers, and TBTL is Mystery Solvers! Who is this woman walking her pet bobcat around Olympia?

The debut of a new segment "I'm Just Gonna Say It..." says the thing everyone's afraid to; Betty White was only mildly funny on SNL. Plus, Jen discovers she has the power to dream things into reality, and Luke announces TBTL Summer Slam has added a second night. Get your tickets while they last.

We take back everything we said about George Rekers being secretly A Gay. He has a very logical explanation for why he rented a gay prostitute, and it involves something called 'The Lng Stroke'.

Lauren Weedman dishes on filming nude scenes post baby-having, the ridiculous things starlets eat to look like starlets, and how Steve Carrell is even nicer than she thought he's be. Plus, Luke rages about his recent of spate of speeding tickets, and Jen starts a feud at a Maine book store.

Luke is disturbed by his Justin Bieber dream, an anti-gay leader in Florida hires the gayest possible 'travel partner' for his European vacation, and on 'Call Makers', listener Missy explains why Hanson is still so way awesome.

Luke courageously overcomes an embarrassing shaving accident to host the show. Sean has an overly personal experience with his new neighbors, and advice to would-be terrorists, don't use priceline.com to make your getaway.

Luke announces the TBTL Summer Slam live event, Conan O'Brien's 60 Minutes appearance has Jen super worried for him, and JD and Thunder discuss their recent karaoke debacle at the Greenwood Sr. Center.

TBTL Pretty Pony Edition! Why would you send an email to an injured horse? Do race horses pee like... race horses? Why is the Kentucky Derby so much fun? Plus, Mark Jordan Legan tells us The Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend is: 'The Box'.

An editorial in Foreign Policy Magazine has Luke wondering if any of us can ever eat anything again without ruining the planet, Ze Frank assembles some amazing musical Xanax using his viewers, plus a warning to all of us who love to tell stories about our cats, we might be coming off as kind of crazy.

Stephen Hawking says aliens are probably real, and we should probably avoid them, Luke wonders why Pagoda cowers in feline terror every time he walk by, and Jen discovers the most magical poop-covering-up product ever (plus it has a hilarious name).

Luke uncovers audio tape of an INSANELY annoying teenage girl (and her mom), free psychic advice from Derek Erdman, and are bloggers actually journalists who should be protected from the cops confiscating their computers?

Luke tells the tale of his latest bizarre run-in @ The Mandarin Gate, a near-brawl that has him wondering how he always manages to make people so furious. Plus, Jen is surprised at how worried she is about Bret Michaels. And, Mainers weigh in on Luke's comments about Maine.

Mike Pesca hangs out with the hardest of the hardcore sports fans (and learns something about himself). Luke solves the mystery of why Segway Scooters aren't more popular, and a Spanish man gets a new face which has look imagining a Knight-Rider future.

Gay Talese on why his lack of an email account makes him a better journalist, plus, why does Vanessa think merely watching a baseball game constitutes 'getting exercise'? And, your chance to win tickets to see the inimitable Russell Brand live this Friday night @ The Moore Theater.

Sean has a sexy adventure with ticket scalpers, Luke revisits yesterday's accidental broadcast of 20 minutes of post-show gossip, and Jen plans to solve some murders when she goes to Maine next week.

Sera Cahoone stops by Burbank Studios for some music-playing and talk-having.

Luke decides to put on spandex shorts and stalk Conan O'Brien around his neighborhood, Jen's duck sex-run leads to a discussion of the DISGUSTING world of duck copulation, and should Icelanders be showing more remorse over their volcano that's ruining flights for all of Europe?

Luke and Andy Haynes break down the science in the ICP song 'Miracles', plus Sean swears off hide-a-beds for good, and why exactly would a grown man pay 12 dollars on a flight to watch Alvin and The Chipmunks, The Squeakwel?