TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

The winner of the thrilling 'Cooking With Sean DeTore And You' contest is announced, Jesse Thorn of The Sound of Young America stops by to talk threads, and Jen nearly kills her family thanks to a healthy pizza.

Luke shares an awkward moment with Washington's Governor (and plays the tape to prove it), Jen weighs in on a naked mailman run-in, and Hari Kondabolu and Ahamefule Oluo talk comedy jokes.

Luke details what happened when he ran into his nemesis at a poker game, Jen explains why Tom Waits matters, and Poop-Inducing Yogurt Fraud Alert!

TBTL tries to make sense out of some mystifying Golden Globe nominations, Luke apologizes for mixing up his European Tennis Sex Maniacs, plus the return of everyone's new favorite segment: Jen Talks Sports (Which She Knows Almost Nothing About).

Luke worries about having been hacked thanks to The Gawker Media Empire, Sean preps for his big stand-up comedy debut (and tries some jokes out), and a Tiger Woods' mistress comes to an Indiana strip club, which has Jen feeling all granny-like.

TBTL's highly anticipated 'Most Fascinating People' Show, in which Luke and Jen interview the Most Fascinating people they've ever met... each other.

Luke tries an experiment, doing the show with basically no prep (which is not the usual practice believe it or not). Plus, Jen reveals her hatred for a beloved Christmas song and Christmas tradition.

Luke repeats a 'dirty' joke that got a Macy's Santa fired, and also comes up with a new nickname for his Upper Bald Spot. Plus, Jen reports from the Ft. Wayne Update Desk.. Now Open For Lunch!

Jen reflects on the day she spent with Elizabeth Edwards, who passed away today at 61. Luke makes the questionable decision to eat some bamboo and pays the price. Plus, the surprisingly high standards for serving as a Mall Santa.

The barber Luke blamed for his terrible cut fires back claiming he might have a bizarre medical condition (which they might be right about), Jen has advice for Josh Duhamel, Robert Di Nero and listener Leslie (in that order) and Shut It Down America! Facebook rumors regarding ChiMos.

Luke checks in from Chicago, plus Gregg Gillis (aka Girl Talk) discusses Jay-Z, Biomedical Engineering, and watching the Steelers win a superbowl while at an Australian casino.

Episode #700! Luke casts demons out of a bag of cookies, Jen learns about a secret talent, and the TBTL Voice Mail Line helps a listener who got a little too 'tired and emotional'

Luke comes close to punching a hipster for sporting a Hitler Mustache, Jen talks sports (about which she knows almost nothing) and everyone wonders what the Big NASA Announcement might be (and is there a Waiting for Guffman connection?).

Sean Investigates The Case of The Very Special Audio Tape, Luke thinks he might be moving up the Famous Albanian list, and TBTL debuts a new segment 'You Gotta See This!'

TBTL calls for a Shutting It Down (America) of the practice of TV networks declaring folks like Kim Kardashian to be 'fascinating'. Jen spent the weekend reading trashy magazines, and has some Granny Thoughts and say hi to our new awesome sponsor... Bing!

Luke checks in post-Thanksgiving with a cold in his throat and gravy in his belly. Oh, and producer Andrew Walsh presents a story of maybe the most involved birthday present ever.

Thanksgiving Day Special! Jen and Jason retell the weirdest thanksgiving ever, complete with random hobos and family members playing historical characters.

TBTL is thankful for love, and celebrates it with our version of a 'Delilah' call-in dedication show. Plus, speaking of love, we play maybe the most loving message to ever make its way in the TBTL Voicemail Box.

Snow My God! SNOMG! Snow Effing Way! Seattle gets snowed in and The Gang tries to think of the various stupid ways to describe it. Plus, Miniature Tigers thrill and delight us with their talking and songs.

Useful Info From TBTL!! Luke teaches the listeners how to make a tiny wig, while Jen gives the definitive rundown on how to have an awesome Thanksgiving.

TBTL catches up with the 'Tons Of F***king Sequins!!' kid, who tells us some secret dirt on his new internet celebritydom. Plus, Jen cleans out her closet, and Luke rolls out a new segment: 'Sucks To Be You"

Luke tells the epic tale of 'Granny vs. Jaws II', Jen does something she hasn't done for 20 years and feels bad about it, and Van reviews Din Tai Fung, which FINALLY opened over the weekend.

Jen stands up for Michael Buble during the 'Defend Yourself' segment, Luke disagrees with 'National Unfriend Day' and the gang asks the question, could a bunch of internet anger actually add up to changes in the TSA Groping Strategy?

Sean chases the Eye of The Tiger on his first jog as an adult, Jen finally faces the fact that she's vain (and the TBTL website is a better place for it) and Luke wonders if he's vain enough to actually stick with using Rogaine on his expanding bald-spot.

Luke wonders if a late night bouncy house party of a desolate street was a good way to spend his Sunday night, and Jen is confused by Facebook's economics. Plus, Tons of Effing Sequins!!