TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Josh Foer discusses his new book 'Moonwalking With Einstein' or, as Luke calls it, 'Harnessing the power of boobs for a great memory'.

Sean hatches a beard-related plan for internet fame and glory, Luke tells the tale of his night on stage with RadioLab, and Jen finally gets her chance to discuss American Idol.

Luke is worried he'll be exposed for the mere Micro-celebrity that he is, Jen has some tips on stuff that's, Pretty Cool, and a listener with a vaguely sexual online handle calls in to explain the backstory.

The TBTL listeners come up with the best solution ever for catchng the Escaped Brox Cobra. And in a related story, Luke is sad the Escaped Bronx Cobra has more twitter followers than he does.

Bret Michaels sues The Tonys, but his case is undermined by the hilariously Top Gun-related writing entered into court by his attorneys. Plus, the LA Times tries to make Jen care about the face-bitingly sexy Tasmanian Devil with limited success.

TBTL chats with one of the writers of NBC's 'Outsourced' who would like to let well-meaning white folks know that the show is not, in fact, racist.

TBTL uncovers (maybe) never before known details of The Bryan Adams Video Project, Luke tries a diet that Dr. Jen does not approve of, and Mike Pesca stops by to play 'On The Bubble'

Luke has a minor meltdown when he realizes his life is half over, but Jen perks him up the only thing that can do the trick, a rendition of the 'Perfect Strangers' opening theme.

Jen makes the case for why Bryan Adams deserves our love and respect, while Luke finds himself unexpectedly sucked into the video for his song 'Heaven'. Plus, TBTL makes a big announcement!

TBTL learns that turning the production of segments over to the listeners is probably a bad idea, Luke endures a minor Apple store-related freak out, and Jen has Granny Time advice for a listener regarding extreme breast feeding.

TBTL sends a love letter to Japan, complete with live karaoke, emails from Tokyo listeners, and the TBTL Players performing scenes from 'Star Blazers'.

Detroit gets its RoboCop statue, The NYT hopes it's going to get big dollars from its new digital subscription fees, and Luke and Jen get ambivalent on what some people are calling "The Worst Song of All Time"

TBTL Is Call-Makers, listener Jeni wants to know if she and her husband should take the Japanese vacation they've been planning for the past year. Plus, pie is not the new cupcakes. In fact, cupcakes aren't even the new cupcakes.

Luke and Jen discuss the finer points of Las Vegas, Harry Baals, iPads, Underwear, and Roundball Rock.

Luke and The Mummy suffer humiliation at the hands of a rag-tag basketball team, Jen announces her shocking retirement (from a segment, don't freak out), and a winner is declared in the 'Biggest Regret' contest.

TBTL wonders, is it bragging if you tell folks you got up early to work out? Speaking of working out, Luke develops intense feelings of rage for the guy on the P90X video.

Jen reveals a shocking Phil Collins-related secret, Luke reports on Day Two of his ride on the Little Red Wagon, and Sean's beard grows into a suprisingly un-hobo looking thing.

Luke climbs on 'The Little Red Wagon' for 46 days of no booze juice, Jen carefully considers her relationship with Mike Tyson, and yet another (unsolicited) TBTL parenting tip: 'My Child, My Enemy'

Luke and Jen go to great lengths to point out how dumb the term 'random' is, and then inadvertantly use it 33 times during the rest of the show. SO Random!!

Luke is banned for life from his local bowling alley. Plus, TBTL debuts 'Mondays with Gary' in which we look at the amazing stuff Gary Busey got up to on The Celebrity Apprentice. And, Jen has some granny advice about attending family weddings.

Jen's dog has a run-in @ the groomer's leading to what is likely the most detailed discussion of canine and human anal glands you've heard in your life.

The Lonely Forest stops by to play music, chit chat, and square off with Jen in a Harry Potter trivia contest.

Vanessa tells the tale of her trip to Central and South America, where she encountered indigenous peoples, shady drugs, and shadier insects. Plus, are we making this whole Charlie Sheen thing worse by obsessing over it?

Ken Jennings discusses his recent battle with Watson the trivia computer, nerd fame vs. Charlie Sheen fame, and Luke's bizarrely specific fantasies regarding sexually pleasuring our future robot overlords.

Luke and (virtual) Jen take a trip to Sean's house. Where there are no sheets on the bed, and the Miami Vice soundtrack never stops playing.